Hedlesky's Probably Going to Kill Me Log

Wednesday- 9-26-12- ME Bench

Traction, roll, dislocations, speed bench with 135x10x3

2 Board- Medium Grip- Used my power bar for the first time in a while-
225x3
275x3
315x3
365x3
405x3<~~~~ probably had more than this. Wanted to save some gas and lift something heavy

425x1
455x1
465x1<~~~ best one all day
475x1<~~~ form went to shit. Had to get in the most horrible position to get this thing locked out. Speed was still ok, would have been easy if I stayed tight/had someone to lift off for me, ever.

225x31<~~~ extra wide grip

BB Tate Press- 135x3x15

Rower- 10x100m sprints/20s rest in 6:21.

Didn’t want to do any heavy rows or anything because I am deadlifting tomorrow.

you foam roll before benching?

Also is there a version of this to use on your hips?
articles.elitefts.com/training-articles/mobile-shoulders-push-big-benches/

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Rower- 10x100m sprints/20s rest in 6:21.
[/quote]

Pls stop being so awesome at everything. Kthanksbye.

[quote]MM-CK wrote:
you foam roll before benching?

Also is there a version of this to use on your hips?
articles.elitefts.com/training-articles/mobile-shoulders-push-big-benches/
[/quote]

I use a rumble roller and a lax ball on upper body stuff before bench days. Making sure all the sliding surfaces are all busted apart in my chest and triceps has completely eliminated and shitty feeling from benching too much.

Yes there is. I have been getting my shit together and actually writing some stuff again. I am in the process of getting stuff together for a hip mobility for squats and another for every peice of deadlift advice/shit I’ve messed around with that has actually helped my pull.

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Rower- 10x100m sprints/20s rest in 6:21.
[/quote]

Pls stop being so awesome at everything. Kthanksbye.[/quote]

It certainly didn’t feel awesome when I had a total “white out” and fell off the rower. My eyes/brain made my see the fallout of an A-bomb detonation happen 1 inch from my face. I think I experienced a little oxygen debt. Perhaps because I have the back of my rower elevated 2 inches to make it harder? I don’t know. It’s like 9 hours later and I still feel like I’m dying.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Yes there is. I have been getting my shit together and actually writing some stuff again. I am in the process of getting stuff together for a hip mobility for squats and another for every peice of deadlift advice/shit I’ve messed around with that has actually helped my pull.[/quote]

I’m excited.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
It certainly didn’t feel awesome when I had a total “white out” and fell off the rower. My eyes/brain made my see the fallout of an A-bomb detonation happen 1 inch from my face. I think I experienced a little oxygen debt. Perhaps because I have the back of my rower elevated 2 inches to make it harder? I don’t know. It’s like 9 hours later and I still feel like I’m dying.[/quote]

That’s awesome in a life-threatening way lol

Thursday-9-27-12- ME Lower

Rolled everything
Egoscue+Myo. Release
Leg Swings x a million

Light Rev. Band DL- 225x10x3

315x3
405x3
495x3
585x3
675x1
765x1
855x0 <~~~~ blew it up off the floor, got it 3/4 to lockout, and then got a little weird twitchy thing in my left glute medius… which is the weirdest place to get a weird twitchy thing. Dropped the bar.

Sumo Pulls (no bands)- 225x6, 315x6, 405x6…

Had to pause the workout here due to a mild emrgency that happened. During this time, I played a game of NCAA in which my walk-on running back, Furl Von Beemer, rushed for 312 yards, 4 touchdowns, and set an NCAA record for longest touchdown kick off return (103 yards). I was very proud of Furl today. He’s got a lot of heart. Also during this hiatus, I ate 2 5 guys bacon cheeseburgers…

Disaster averted 1 hour later:

Sumo SLDL- 315x5x10

Did some other stupid stuff. More stupid stuff tomorrow.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Thursday-9-27-12- ME Lower

Rolled everything
Egoscue+Myo. Release
Leg Swings x a million

[/quote]

Egoscue?

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Thursday-9-27-12- ME Lower

Rolled everything
Egoscue+Myo. Release
Leg Swings x a million

[/quote]

Egoscue?[/quote]

There is a series of the back tractioning/sacral alignment/postural correction exercises made up by… Dr. Egoscue? I have no idea. The one I like the best is laying on the floor with my knees bent and my feet elevated, resting on something. I added a little bit extra to this. Once you breath a couple times and focus on flattening out your back, all kinds of shit gets unlocked in your lower back/hips. Once this happens, I like to jam a LAX ball into tender areas and contract/relax into it until that area gets some slack and stops hurting. It’s awesome.

Saturday-9-29-12- DE Upper

Have some sort of violent bowel evacuation bug today. I will spare everyone with the number of potty breaks I had to take during the session today.

Pause Speed Bench-215x6x3/Light Push-downs x 6 x 25

Benched 315x11<~~~ happy with this because my triceps were smoked before I started.

Kroc Rows- My lats and biceps just stopped being sore this morning from doing these last week so I figured what the hell:

60x10
110x10
160x10
210x20<~~~~ PR and died.

Came back to life:

BB Medium Grip Supinated Curls/Average Band Face Pulls
65x5x10/5x20

I am going to go sit in an ice bath for the rest of the weekend… until I squat tomorrow morning.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
There is a series of the back tractioning/sacral alignment/postural correction exercises made up by… Dr. Egoscue? I have no idea. The one I like the best is laying on the floor with my knees bent and my feet elevated, resting on something. I added a little bit extra to this. Once you breath a couple times and focus on flattening out your back, all kinds of shit gets unlocked in your lower back/hips. Once this happens, I like to jam a LAX ball into tender areas and contract/relax into it until that area gets some slack and stops hurting. It’s awesome.[/quote]

I will have to try that.

I’m still stretching the fuck out of my hamstrings. Going to barbell roll them tomorrow too. I definitely feel a lot more comfortable in a squat position after loosening up my hammies.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

There is a series of the back tractioning/sacral alignment/postural correction exercises made up by… Dr. Egoscue? I have no idea. The one I like the best is laying on the floor with my knees bent and my feet elevated, resting on something. I added a little bit extra to this. Once you breath a couple times and focus on flattening out your back, all kinds of shit gets unlocked in your lower back/hips. Once this happens, I like to jam a LAX ball into tender areas and contract/relax into it until that area gets some slack and stops hurting. It’s awesome.[/quote]

Where can I find these?

[quote]ishinator wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

There is a series of the back tractioning/sacral alignment/postural correction exercises made up by… Dr. Egoscue? I have no idea. The one I like the best is laying on the floor with my knees bent and my feet elevated, resting on something. I added a little bit extra to this. Once you breath a couple times and focus on flattening out your back, all kinds of shit gets unlocked in your lower back/hips. Once this happens, I like to jam a LAX ball into tender areas and contract/relax into it until that area gets some slack and stops hurting. It’s awesome.[/quote]

Where can I find these?
[/quote]

Good place to start: Chronic Pain Treatment | Pain Free Posture Therapy Clinic | Egoscue

Sunday-9-30-12- DE Lower

Rolled
Egoscued
Hassock Traction
BB Ham Roll
Kneeling jumpsx a lot

Squats- Parallel- Jack breifs- 315+175 in bandx3x2, no briefs x3x2
Pulls- 315+minisx10x1

SSB GMs- Close Stance- 165x3x20/Long Leverage Constant Tension Fallouts- 3x20
Seated SSB GMs- 165x2x10<~~~~ long pause at bottom

Quasi Deloading. Back is all yoked up.

Subscribing

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Kneeling jumpsx a lot
[/quote]
Read this as: “kneeling jumpsex . . . a lot”

[quote]GhostOD wrote:
Subscribing[/quote]

Thanks. You can follow, in graphic detail, the extact events that lead to me death under a barbell. I hope it’s a good read!!

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Kneeling jumpsx a lot
[/quote]
Read this as: “kneeling jumpsex . . . a lot”[/quote]

Whoops. Thanks, I didn’t realize I forget the ‘e’. It’s a great warm-up but is takes forever to clean off/sterilize the rack afterwards.

Monday-10-1-12- Stuff

I have a very young client that doesn’t like to lift… or run… or really exercise in any fashion. What he does like to do is through things at me and play made up sports. This has become a workout for me as well so I am going to start including them as GPP workouts

Had a 10lb med ball thrown at me x 15 mins
Played indoor street hockey x 15 mins (I lost).

Prowler- 100 foot trips, started with 90lbs, added a plate to each side every 2 trips. 8 total trips, ended with 360lbs in 12mins.