Heavy Bench Pressing At The Woodstock Fruit Festival

i LOVE that video of “sideways bench guy” his time under tension is obscene! lol

is he disabled?

My lunch weighs more than what these guys lift!

[quote]dollytan86 wrote:
Epic benching here. Turn up your speakers too.[quote]

The music makes it. You have to watch the full two minutes to get it.

I’d pay to have this guy at my next party, just have him outside on the patio with guests inside watching through glass door with that music cued. ahahahahaha he’s already a legend. The dude must have “one” really large right pectoral. LOL.

Damn replacement magnetic hip kicking in. Or he’s just read up on muscle confusion technique.

Expendables 3 opening scene with Chuck Norris on other side of him doing the total gym to same music. Screw Chuck Norris. The only reason he is still alive because he knows Bruce Lee waits for him in the next world.

Book this act on Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon. It will kill.

I don’t know why you would post a video of you benching under 400 unless you’re a lady or a light guy doing double or triple bodyweight legit.

[quote]conservativedog wrote:
Screw Chuck Norris. The only reason he is still alive because he knows Bruce Lee waits for him in the next world.

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I have never heard this before… freaking epic man. THAT needs to go on a tee shirt

What the fuck did I just watch…

On the YouTube page’s description

Today, I recorded the most epic bench press…ever.
2 minute time under tension.

Trust me, people (including me) have approached this guy to help, but he keeps on refusing any offers. He is a very complicated man.

[quote]Achilles of war wrote:
People like you make me hate vegetarians, I bet you are a fucking Democrat too…
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Hahahahaaaa, this needed to be said

…I am at a loss of words.

This was the biggest failure of the 2010 decade…

[quote]Ethan7X wrote:
…I am at a loss of words.

This was the biggest failure of the 2010 decade…[/quote]

2nd biggest failure. Your profile picture is a much bigger failure.

I love this guy. I wish he had been eating an apple while he benched though.

OP is a phaggot.

Wait, wrong site.

OP is a fruit.

CS

So if I understand correctly, OP weighs 125 pounds?

Dear OP:

There were zero reps of bench press done in your video. Spotter assisted reps are not reps. If your ass comes off the bench, it is not a rep. The first guy got buried and needed a spot on every attempt. You managed one rep of your weight with your ass a foot off the bench, and then you needed a spotter too.

You don’t even know enough to know how ignorant you are. I’m glad you and your friends are lifting, but you all need to drop the weight down to something you can actually handle.

I was actually impressed that his fruity ass can sort of do a ~2x bench

[quote]fruitandstrength wrote:

He sounded like he was getting molested… “all vegan baby” what a clown

[quote]critietaeta wrote:
I was actually impressed that his fruity ass can sort of do a ~2x bench[/quote]

I’m pretty sure he’s too stupid to do math. Not to say he’s big, but Christian Bale in the Machinist weighed close to 125 pounds. That’s almost impossibly small, and I think it’s more likely he messed up the BW%.

[quote]dollytan86 wrote:
Epic benching here. Turn up your speakers too.

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We are so much gym-nerds, considering how bloody funny this is. I was litteraly rolling around laughing while watching it, and my girlfriend was looking at me like i was crazy