Or we decided we don’t have any legitimate answers for our grotesque healthcare system so we had to change the subject to help avoid our embarrassment of supporting a “healthcare” system that places profits above health. Fixed that for ya!
It’s Russian trolls. They love pizza too.
We already established pizza=healthcare. Do you just not like pizza? Is that why you won’t tell us your favorite?
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Tbf, I don’t like pizza, but it’s a good canvas for playing with flavours
Get you some Carolina gold. Delicious.
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Maybe its a hole in my knowledge base, but I don’t know of any east asian cheeses.
Its like there’s a blurry line that travels through central asia where cultured milk products go from solids like cheese, to liquids, like yogurt and I’m assuming gas, due to lack of a certain enzyme required for digesting dairy products as one moves further east.
Does that seem like a fair/accurate observation?
A fun fact is that Chicago Deep Dish is a Texas brainchild. True story.
Honestly, I don’t like it particularly either. Like, will I eat it? Yes. Will I overeat? Also yes… but do I ever think, I’m hungry for pizza? Never.
It’s something I only eat on Fridays in the office or at birthday parties.
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I was going to be productive, but now I have to go down this bullshit rabbit hole.
Edit - Alright, it’s true. But now we can blame Texas for that abomination.
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I am a huge fan of cheese. I just don’t like it melted
The bigger issue with pizza is the sauce (tomato or white) and greasy bread taste
Pizza is the perfect food
Carbs
Fats
Proteins
It is the ultimate SHW food. Done right, you can fit a lot of calories on a slice.
I can’t put it away like I used to for a number of reasons, but under the right circumstances I’m sure I can still put down a large with 3 or 4 toppings.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Does this mean a bread bowl is a quiche? Or a club sandwich is a cake? Or bao is a taco? Or a burrito is a calzone? Or a chicken pot pie is toast with the jam side down?
I’m very uncomfortable right now. Stop trying to warp reality.
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Lol, abomination or not it’s in the pantheon of things the world loves and it belongs to us.
Chicago still has hotdogs though. And popcorn. And malort. So there’s that.
But I will tell you that corn popped with jalapeños is infinitely better than the fake cheese Chicago stuff.
Thats not good. I think thats from either using the wrong oil in making the dough, or going too heavy trying to get a crispy crust- while using cheap oil (vegie or canola)
My crusts are either dry/no oil, or a light brush of EVO.
Inferior ingredients are the bane of good cooking.
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Sadly I’m in UHW these days. 
I saw your after pic though. Its solid. 
What you’re doing is working.
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Take deep breaths, counselors will be in the back if you need emotional support. Thanks for joining my TedTalk.