Healing The Fatassedness

Sunday, May 10, 2020

40lb Weight vest circuit
Squats x 100 (sets of 20)
Good Mornings x 50 (sets of 10)
Calf Raises x 60 (sets of 15)

Bodyweight Circuit
Pushups x 100 (sets of 20)
Banded Rows (sets of 20 -10 supinated / 10 pronated)
Band Pull Aparts

Supersets
One arm band press x 50 each
One arm band curls x 60 each

Monday, May 11, 2020

1.25 mi Sunrise walk
3 mi late evening walk

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

1.25 mi Sunrise walk
3 mi late evening walk

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

1.25 mi Sunrise walk

Weight vest (40lb) circuit
100 Squats (Sets of 20)
60 Good Mornings (Sets of 12)
75 Calf Raises (Sets of 15)

BW circuit
100 Pushups (Sets of 20)
100 Rows (Sets of 10 pronated/ 10 supinated)
100 Band Pull Aparts

Circuit of the Bros
Band Lateral Raises 3 x 10
Band Front Raises 3 x 10
Hammer Curlz 3 sets (20, 15, 15)

Thursday, May 14, 2020

1.25 mi morning walk
3 mi late evening walk

Friday, May 15, 2020

2.5 mi late night walk - I was a lazy fuck today

Saturday, May 16, 2020

BW circuit
100 squats (x10s)
100 pushups (x10s)
100 band rows (x10s)
100 band pull aparts (x10s)

Bounced thru in less than 15 minutes

3 mile evening walk

Sunday, May 17, 2020

2 mile evening storm walk

Monday, May 18, 2020

1.25 mi afternoon walk

40lb weight vest circuit
100 Squats (sets of 20)
60 Good Mornings (sets of 12)
75 Calf Raises (sets of 15)

BW/ band circuit

100 pushups (sets of 20)
100 band rows (sets of 20)
100 band pull aparts (sets of 20)

3 mi late evening walk

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Broken Band Bro Circuit

Band Presses x 100 (10 sets of 10)
Band Lateral Raises x 40 (4 sets of 10)
Band Front Raises x 40 (4 sets of 10)
Band Curlz x 80 (8 sets of 10)

I did these unilaterally without rests - and these are each arm (100 presses per arm for instance)

I don’t know I’m doing much, but I got a good little pump for a while…

3 mile late evening walk

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

2 mile morning walk

40lb Weight Vest Circuit

100 Pushups total
100 Squats total
60 Good Mornings total
60 Calf Raises

100 Band Rows varied grip
100 Band Pull Aparts

3 mile evening walk

Oh what a glorious day.

Friday, June 12, 2020

2 mile wake-up walk

The gyms in Fresno Co. are permitted to open!

Squats
Jump by 30s up to 225 x 10

Bench Press
Jump by 30#s up to 225 x 10

Chest Supported T Bar Row
3 sets of 10-15

RDLs 3 sets of 10

Hammer Strength Incline Press
3 sets of 15

Rear Delt Flye Machine
3 sets of 15

Abench Crunches x 50

What a nightmare. It’s unbelievable how much strength and work capacity I’ve lost since March 12. And the bursitis in the right shoulder reared it’s ugly head again… I nearly vomited from the shock of pain whole unracking just 2 plates. I gotta work on that shit.

There’s sanitation stations spread out, hand sanitizer ejaculating everywhere. I’m surprised anything can come out of there alive. Next winter some new superbug and our fucked up immune systems will kill us before the 'Rona gets us.

All that, it’s still good to be back.

Saturday, June 13, 2020

3 mile sunset walk

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Warm up for a bit

Deadlift
Work up to 2 sets of 5 at 275

OH Press
Work up by 20s to 155 x 10

Pull/Chin Ups with assistance x 25

Leg Curlz

Hammer Strength Decline Press

DB Rear Delt Flyes

Monday, June 15, 2020

1.25 mile 40# weight vest walk

3 mile evening walk

Left shoulder really sore for some reason

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Woke up with a dead left arm. The biceps-shoulder tendon has flamed up something awful. Maybe from chinups on Sunday.

2 mile AM walk

1hr 20 min bike ride. Probably ill advised considering the condition of my shoulder. I’m top heavy and I put a lot of pressure on my handle bars and shoulders when riding.

Lots of BluEmu and Ibuprophen

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

3 mile evening walk. Ibuprofen and BluEmu are working their magic.

Thursday, June 18, 2020

AM 2 mile walk. A woman was on her front porch in her bathrobe rinsing out a fish tank. WTF.

Warm up

Squats
Bar x 10
135 x 6
165 x 5
195 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
255 x 5

Bench Press
135 x 10
165 x 5
195 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
255 x 5

RDLs
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 5
225 x 5

Cable Rows 3 x 10

Hammer Incline Press 3 x 10

Abench Crunches x 50

As an aside, @Chris_Colucci has a doppleganger who works out at my gym. I didn’t take a picture as proof. My natural state seems creepy enough without snapping pics of some random dude.

Friday, June 19, 2020

2 mile AM walk. Nothing strange or cool to report.

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Speed Rope & Mobility

Deadlift
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 5
275 x 5
315 x 3 -didn’t feel right
315 x 5 -belted and better

OH Press
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 5
155 x 5
175 x 5

Chest Supported T-Bar Row
4 sets of 10 -progressive loading

Leg Curls
3 sets of 12

Hammer Strength Decline Press
3 sets x 15 @ 146

Rear Delt Flyes
3 sets of 12

Sunday, June 21, 2020

Evening 2.4 mile walk

Monday, June 22, 2020

20 minutes stationary bike

Lateral Raises / Cable Shrugs / Face Pulls

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

AM 2 mile walk

Re-load Day 5

Squats
Bar x 10
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 5
285 x 5
All moved well

Bench Press
Bar x 10
135 x 5
165 x 5
195 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 5
Ok I guess

Lat Pulls (Neutral grip)
3 sets of 12

RDLs
work up to 245 x 5

Hammer strength Incline Press
148 x 47 total (20, 15, 12)

The booty complex girls that hog the squat racks for hours, the half-squatters, and trap workout kings are all back at the gym…and all seems right with the world.

Thursday, June 26, 2020

Re-load day 6

My dumb ass didn’t do any real warming up

Deadlift
135 x 10
185 x 5
225 x 5
225 x 3
275 x 5
315 x 5
345 x 5
Moved a little slow

OH Press
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 5
160 x 5
185 x 5
205 x 3
Moved real slow.

Chest Supported T-bar Rows
4 sets of 10

Leg Curls 3 sets of 15

Hammer Strength Decline Press
146 x 20, 15, 15

What I can ascertain from 6 workout since re-open is that my Bench and Deadlift are okay, my Squats are struggling a little -mostly shoulder issues and not a problem with leg or lower back strength or stability - and my Pressing is an acute shitshow.

Friday, June 26, 2020

2 mile AM walk. Heat wave starting, fuck anything else.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

30 minute stationary bike
Cable lateral raises 4 sets of 12
Cable shrugs til bored…

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Re-load workout 7

Squats (sim of week 3 percentages)
Bar x 10
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
240 x 5
275 x 5
310 x 5 -not awful
225 x 5 for 3 sets

RDLs
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 8 IDK why
245 x 4
245 x 4

Leg Curls
90 x 24, 14, 12

Pull/Chin Ups (assisted)
4 x 8

Hammer Strength Decline Press
146 x 24, 16, 10

3 mile late evening walk

Monday, June 29, 2020

3 mile evening walk

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

2 mile AM walk

0.8 mi walk to gym

Bench Press
Bar x 10
135 x 8
185 x 5
225 x 5
255 x 5
285 x 5
315 x 4
225 x 5 x 3 sets

BB Rows
135 x 5
165 x 5
185 x 5
205 x 4
205 x 4
205 x 4
205 x 8

DB Seated Press
45#s x 20, 16, 10

Abench Crunch Machine x 50

Triceps Rope Pulldown

Face Pulls

1.6 mile walk home from gym

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

30 minutes stationary bike

Cable Complex: Lateral Raises, Front Raises, Shrugs

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Speed Rope and Mobility

Deadlift
135 x 5
185 x 5
225 x 5
260 x 5
295 x 5
225 x 5 x 3 sets

Quad Extensions
2 x 20

Leg Press
388 x 15, 15, 10

Hammer Strength Decline Press
146 x 25, 15, 10

Cable Rows x 20, 15, 10

Friday, July 3, 2020

Speed Rope & Stretching

OH Press
Bar x 15
95 x 5
115 x 5
135 x 5
145 x 5
165 x 5
185 x 5
145 x 5 x 3 sets

DB Flat Bench Press
65#s x 21, 16, 13

Chest Supported T-bar Rows
70# x 20, 14, 10

BW Back Raises 5 x 10

Rear Delt Flyes 3 x 12

Masks are now required at all times in our gym - upon the advisement of the County Health Dept. Everyone bitching. Employees were apologetic, but reminded the complainers that the alternative was closing again.,

Monday, July 6, 2020

Cycle 49 Week 1 Day 1

Speed Rope and Mobility

Squats TM 325
Bar x 10
135 x 8
185 x 5
215 x 5
245 x 5
275 x 5 -Harder than this should’ve been
FSL 215 x 5 x 5

Leg Curl
100 x 24, 16, 12

Lat Pulls (Ind. cables supine grip)
120 x 20, 15, 12

Hammer Strength Incline Press
148 x 23, 16, 9

We’ll go back to standard programming and see how long the gyms get to stay open.