2 hrs ago I heard a loud noise in the house, so I go and check all the room, and nothing. Figured it was either my imagination or the dump trucks nearby.
Roommate just got home and noticed a broken window and checked the room. there was a hawk in it, lol
Not sure how I missed it, but that could have been ugly.
OMG. Dude, that could be the most badass omen of all time.
Dude 1: “A hummingbird flew into my house this morning, I’m excited man, I heard it brings good luck.”
Dude 2: “Dude, I had a fucking HAWK chillin’ in my house today.”
Dude 1: “Dude, that’s legit.”
Dude 2: “I’m gettin’ so much ass tonight, I know it.”
Dude 1: “Bet.”
You should call up someone you don’t like and be like, “Hey _____, how you doin’? What’d you do today?”
As they start to speak, interrupt them and say, “Listen, man, I just called to tell you something…A FUCKING HAWK JUST FLEW IN MY FUCKING HOUSE, MAN! A MOTHERFUCKING MAJESTIC KING OF THE BIRDS WAS IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH?!!”