Have Your Cake And Eat It

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I think because no one’s agreeing with him we take our diet as gospel??

I don’t know, I thought it was a weird metaphor as well…

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I guess, I don’t really know…

On a related note, I had genetically modified seedless watermelon today and it was quite delicious!

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I just came here to have a pleasant chat about whether or not a standard human asshole is both adequate and ideal for excreting the food you’ve eaten.

Now look at what’s happened!

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Is that your class of 2016 graduation speech?

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Those are pleasant vine fruits. Especially in the summer.

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You’re not even trying anymore, are you? Oh well, have a good one.

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I remember when trolling used to be good around here.

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Wtf? @Yogi1, you start a thread on Father’s Day with CAKE in the title and it’s not about:

???

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I started that thread too!

He hates me

sob

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oh my god what is this incredible movie!?

Day off tomorrow so I know what I’m staying up tonight to watch! Yeeha

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Lol! Are you seriously telling me you’ve never seen Creepshow?

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I genuinely have not! I’m watching it right now though.

I’m actually a little embarrassed. There’s so many famous people in it.

Ted Danson and Leslie Neilson together? It’s like some beautiful dream

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I was thinking like food goes in, you get to feel full, maybe eat more than you normally would and with less consequences.
Vacuuming food out of your stomach is weird though.

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haha … all you needed was a little excel, he wanted you to learn fuckin C++ or some shit

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Lol, and he claimed you were just being lazy if you didn’t want to take the time to learn how to program…

This place can be a real source for the lolz.

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Ha I missed this yesterday.

I think most of the worldly knowledge I’ve accumulated over the last 15 years or so was gained while taking my sweet time on the shitter.

You’re definitely not the only one.

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I’m with polo’s mrs with on this.

I think if you’ve time to do anything other than shit, wipe, leave then you need some psyllium husk or something

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Oh I finish the deed rather quickly, it’s more just kind of lounging and perusing some reading material

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Your attitude sucks. If you’re ever going to make any measurable progress on that book you’ve been meaning to read, you have to make the time for it. Set some goals and get your priorities in check.

Nobody ever got through the entire chapter by wiping their ass as soon as the turd hits the water. Nobody.

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so you do miss me, Beansie?!?!

(tear)