This is like saying I’m an expert on pianos because I had the piano played for me
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Oh definitely. It was a hella funny exchange.
Personally I love when armchair experts try to venture into the hell that is children. Lemme know how all those plans work out for you champ lolol
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That’s because you are raising US children.
Where I come from, we raise children like we train our women.
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Women are seen and not heard.
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Spare the rod, spoil the wife.
You Americans and your big penises… no use when you are neutered. Can’t even get a home made sandwich.
Bwahahahahaha
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I’ll have you know I enjoy cooking – or at least that’s what my wife told me to tell you.
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I greatly enjoy how much this post looks like the result of feeding a computer all of the posts from this topic and seeing what it comes up with.
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Typical chinaperson, doesn’t even know American’s don’t make their own food. We buy it through the drive through like God intended!
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Reminds me of that computer generated Hallmark movie script.
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No WONDER I couldn’t find you on google! I was searching “no girlfriend.”
But anyway! Back to the newfound gf…
And there’s this from upthread:
what expectations do you have of your wife? gf? women in general?
because to me a lot of you would be better off living with a man that you’d like to bone every once in a while lol.
this idea of “oh he’s my best friend”… I’ve even heard a woman say of her husband “he’s actually more like a brother” that marriage probably didn’t last much longer did it haha.
And this:
All of which make this pretty startling:
But mostly I wonder, what is your relationship like? Can you give us a window into your home, as many of us have done?
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God? Who’s your God? Captain Marvel? Capitalism run amuck! Shameful!
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I’m just waiting for someone to say that they’re also Hallmark hot, only to later reveal that they really meant dollar store greeting card hot…
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Of course, the one true God, but she prefers Goddess, heretic!
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Yes? I’m not following your point.
I don’t automatically assume every relationship i’m in will end up being “the one” .
Oh, and is this thread now automatically going to assume every parent is somehow a professional in parenting? What the fuck? I’ve seen some really shit parents out there.
On second thought I’m rarely impressed by most peoples parenting skills. Half of the time I look at someone and think “whyyyyy are you a parent” as their stupid kid runs around amok with no consideration for everyone else around that doesn’t have a little monster
This would only be foster parents.
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This and every variation is internet gold. The Olive Garden one, Trump speech one, I think there’s a couple others.
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We’ve come to a point that no matter what I say someone will counter it with something. It’s a level of hysteria that should make for good reading for anyone not involved in this thread.
In fairness, this is because you say a LOT of wrong and silly things and lack credibility.
And I am a fan of pointing out the comedy that exists in our language.
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Until a lot of you walk outside in your day to day and start noticing everything I say to be true =D
Based off the stories you have shared and the things you have seen, I fully believe you are surrounded by the company you deserve.
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if only any of us ventured outside of our own homes. if only.
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