Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Dude, I… I don’t walk around tallying how may hot women I see and then tally how many heifers I see and then go back and ask them their ages.

You’re a very strange person.

Going out on a limb here, but it’s probably because you treat her like an equal.

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You guys. I just googled Anna Kendrick. She’s only 33.

That’s what you’re missing. If she keeps working, she’s gonna look like absolute shit at 35. GUARANTEED.

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Fuck, my hypothesis is ruined.

Anna kendrick doesn’t really have a good body.

does your wife do that for your kid at least? I’m being for real, 'I’ve seen some moms not do this.

oh, and my mom never did that.

my grandmother did though, god rest her soul. they don’t make women like that anymore. she’d clean the house, cook food, do it all. she was built differently than your modern female these days.

This is a guy who chatted up a 35 year old a treadmill and somehow ended up talking about having kids one day. You can’t really be surprised that the guy who just wants a sandwich made or he might as well be fuckin a dude would do that with his free time

I do. There’s a number of them at work (pencil skirts…) and a couple I’m personal friends with through da wife.

Dude… You’re 5’11" at 210+

Fat people shouldn’t knock Anna Kendrick’s body. I mean nobody should knock Anna’s body, but certainly not a fat guy.

I cook the dinners in my house. Cooking is actually a lot of fun if you’re not completely fuckin garbage at it.

When I talk about myself, I’m actually talking about a version of myself that would look like Anna if my parents had informed me of plastic surgery before it was objectively too late. Not my actual self, which is FINE, but that has nothing to do with anything we’re talking about.

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My wife and I both serve our kid food.

You’ll forgive me if I choose not to believe you on what you’ve seen moms do and not do. I’ve found you to be an unreliable narrator.

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this got a chuckle out of me, just like when you said you had no trouble dating guys in your 40s and 50s because you were easy. =D

Now here is one of the contexts I get you!

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He’s lying. Go read through his posts and replies again.

@BrickHead

yeah that is chilling. T-nation will dismiss it as “lesser men” blah blah blah while most of them at one point, or even half their lives were “lesser men”. I find that interesting. It’s usually those that are less sympathetic huh?

I recently saw a guy, he was prob I dunno 28? in his beat up car with his dog. Just him and his dog. You knew he was struggling. Man that pulled at my strings. But you know, we need to continue to talk about the underrepresentation of women in more position of influence in this country, the most privileged class to ever exist lol

but hey, maybe men are to blame like you say. we’ll see what the ladies end up doing. if they fix the problems that need fixing. I’m all up for that.

What if fixing the problem involved them gaining even more power than they do now? After all, if men are to blame like Brick always says, how in god’s name are we trusting them to fix it?

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right, if men are to blame then let us see what the women do. Maybe it is a good thing. I"m open to that being possible.

What if the changes you see in society ARE women doing something? And all these younger men that you observe, yet younger tnationers rarely do, are the ones these women have decided to shun in their fix?

I’ve never once objected to a woman making good money. I object to what I see as fundamentals being flipped on its head - women becoming less visually appealing. After all, I am a man, a woman’s visual appeal means a lot. If you are a man and say otherwise you are fucking lying.

I object to the lack of shift in perspective that women have shown to have thus far. They make more money now, they are equal or even above in earning potential than men, so why do they not now take that role and run with it? Why do they not pay for dinner on most outings?

It seems to me that women want the perks with none of the baggage that went a long with men being in a dominate role both financially, and culturally.

I only see the cultural shift going one way.

I think it makes perfect sense that as you age you’re going to see less single women that are visually appealing. The same will obviously be true for men. Probably moreso for women if they’ve had children, and moreso for men if the woman hasn’t.

You do realize women, on average, are in better shape than men in America right?
https://www.kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-gender/?currentTimeframe=0&sortModel={"colId":"Location","sort":"asc"}

EXCEPT THE US VIRGIN ISLANDS BB. SHOUT OUT TO YOU PEOPLE

This is factually false in every way I can imagine. What could possibly make you think this?

My wife used to regularly pay for dinner when we were dating.

Fwiw, she was usually crashing at my apt rent free, so it was more being paid back, but women paying for dinner has become a social norm.

edit: reporting back from the intel of my single buddy with his forevertinder life. He has informed me fat women pay for dinner a HELLA lot more often than hot women. Sounds legit

In the entirety of human history, in every single corner of the world, women have never dominated financially over men.

The sole instance of this occurring is a far away planet where crimes are punished with death by Snusnu.

Women don’t make more money now than they ever did before? Women and the pay gap is pretty much nonexistent for equal jobs? @BrickHead just posted the tucker vid, did you not watch it or is Fox still full of shit in this instance? I’ve heard it before, and read it before so I’m taking it to be somewhat true what is in that video.

Yes, men are in bad shape in this country. But visual appeal does not matter more for women than for men. Though, I will say it is becoming more required for men to look ‘good’ a long with everything else. At least that standard is changing, right?

I’ve noticed some women wanting to split bills more often now, I’ve heard of this but I think it is more from a place of “if I split it then he won’t think I owe him anything”

I actually had a girl tell me she was a hardcore feminist on our date and then made fun of me to her friends when I expected her to split the bill with me lol That was AMAZZZING , god I forgot about that one. Thanks for reminding me of that.

Didn’t you have a friend that didn’t want to date a guy because he looked too old?

Mattering more or less doesn’t imply not at all. Aren’t you the philosopher here?

And yes, like I sad in the same post, the standard is changing and looks are starting to matter more for women. Chuck another one into the list of requirements. (I’ve actually repeated this multiple times in the last few days where men are expected to look good, make a lot, etc etc but hey keep fact checking me guy!)