Ya, bro, lol…
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Maybe, but some of us conjugate with lions
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I only eat meat once every 3rd day after a hard squat sessions. Just as nature intended.
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At least he’s not a socialist.
Nope. He just blames corporations for ruining modern western heterosexual relationships.
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And yet we’re all pushing personal responsibility, of all the crazy things.
Right. In response to me saying
It would seem to me that I read you accurately.
I’m a therapist as well as the mother of four children in your Whining Target Age Range. I believe I have both scope of knowledge and experience. I also pay attention to research and read even message boards with an open mind.
But wait, don’t I have a master’s degree and a good job and an awesome husband that I ordered right off the internet? Yes, I do. Probably because I “go to the gym and look amazing, and [am] smart and conversational.” Didn’t I have the fortitude to raise three sons who can get smart, pretty girls before leaving my crappy marriage? Yes, I did. Two out of three of whom, btw, also managed to do the nearly impossible according to you, and finish college. Editing to add, just in case any of them ever read here, that the third son is working honorably and hard as well. Daughter is in college currently. They’re all good ones.
This is the second or third time you’ve sworn at me and/or indicated that I’m lacking in some regard, but to be perfectly honest, I perceive myself as being so far superior to you, it just seems lame. I think you need to do better if you want to insult me with any success.
Like, I have money saved and live well in a nice house. I have good friends. I have terrific sex on the regular with my bomb diggity husband. I just spent my two hour lunch break getting a hot pink manicure and I’m going on vacation next week.
I can probably outrun you.
Try harder.
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So when can we collectivize sex? I figure my odds of bedding Anna Kendrick would increase exponentially. Hell, I’ll take that Indian chick in Lucifer.
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When did collectivising a good or service ever INCREASE it’s quality? You’ll end having to sleep with Anna Kendrick’s quadriplegic sypholitic cousin.
Might make for some interesting marital arguments.
Man: “you know dear I’m in NEED of some sex. To each according to his NEED and all.”
Wife:“I’m still waiting for the ‘ability’ part of 'from each according to his ability”
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This reminds me of one of my favorite George Carlin jokes.
“I’ve never had a 10. But one night: I had five 2s. And I think that should count.”
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Because I know how to navigate my way in a socialist society to get what I want!
Suckers!
Corruption is why we win!
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Did you just google this? you did didn’t you. And then you’re going to tell me I don’t know what it is because of the lack of 'ment. No one else would have actually corrected that because they would have known what was implied.
Next you’ll be coming after grammar mistakes and when or not a proper use of a comma was done lol. We taken this wayyyyyy back to old school forum debates now aren’t we?
here I’ll help your next move
“omg you used there instead of their on your 5000000th word typed”
Yes, and? But I didn’t say it started with social media
This is what he said-
“right, because cheating wasn’t a thing until social media. You’re so fucking dense with this stuff, man. It’s really unbelievable.”
you’re being obtuse.
Oh, of course you do. I don’t doubt that for a second. You’re a typical American female ; )
I perceive her as being far superior to you as well, based on this conversation.
I’m curious, what’s on your resume that we should be impressed by? She’s got a masters degree, she’s raised several children successfully, she has a good job, she’s attractive, she’s a joy to converse with on these forums, etc etc. How do you stack up? Do you disagree with her assertion?
So far, all I’m getting from you is that you don’t make a lot of money, you like to spend a lot of time at the gym, but you’re not particularly strong based on what I saw in another thread, you’re carrying a fair bit of fat, and you have opinions that only self-pitying poor bastards agree with.
Basically, I don’t think she’s a typical American female. I think she’s just, you know, correct.
As a side note, I’m not convinced that you’re American anymore, either.
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How is @EmilyQ a typical American female if typical American females are “destroyed” by 35?
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I’ve always considered her, PP, and DebD like wonderwomen.
I miss Deb. She was always great in these types of convos with Orion. It was like watching a cat play with a mouse to death.
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I wonder what that dude’s up to. He was a trip.
Coming here is like taking a trip back to the early 2000s when forums were huge. How personal you guys get about all this really hearkens back to those early days of online banter.
People would get fired up quick and start insulting each other, claiming one was this or that, really is something.
I was thinking about him today, too, along with Angry Chicken. I didn’t agree with most of what they said, but at least they were open to thinking. AC more than @orion, generally speaking, but even Orion could shift occasionally. And he was funny.
This made me laugh for some reason.