Have You Ever Beta Orbited a Girl

Oh come on now, we both know I’m not a hag. We both know which of us feels good about ourselves and we both know which one of us is getting laid.

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This is one of my favourite posts on this site.

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pot-kettle

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Who cares if you have a bit of fat show us the gunz!

Par for the course. It helps if you actually read

You mean do I have 2 kids and a wife who has sex with me consistently?

I’m 29 btw. Having sex a lot as a married 29 yr old isn’t uncommon. I know how to please my wife, so she keeps coming back.

They’re on FB where they belong. I’m not the one constantly using physical appearance as the only benchmark that matter.

Fat people should knock people’s appearance

Fwiw, I’m 6’1 @ 180ish. But it’s mostly just that scrawnyish dad life. While I can probably outlift you, I doubt I look that much better than you. That’s why I made up for my lack of looks with other life skills (most notably, not being a tool)

Oh you can. Just so we’re clear that you’re bitching to bitch

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Clicking “like” wasn’t enough for me with this one, so I had to quote it and officially SAY “like.” (Although my main love languages are physical touch and quality time.)

I like the original post, and then I was warmed by your response, dagill2.

@greenboy, be like dagill2. Be like Skyzyks. Be like nice people!

@SkyzykS I’ve probably said this before, but maybe not, so while I’m verbally affirming I’ll go ahead - you’ve done such good things with your life. I’m not in a position to be proud of you because I don’t know you and haven’t had any part in your growth, but you make me proud to be a person alongside you, because you’re such a decent guy, and people who come from awful families and manage to shake off the awfulness and/or the things that numb it have worked hard at a level that is inspiring. I think integrity and kindness come easy to people who grow up with wise, loving parents, but people with the opposite have to work to even figure out WTF they are.

It’s the emotional equivalent of winning a marathon with one leg shorter than the other.

I hope it was a nice birthday.

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I’m Latin and even I have trouble with his statements about the women there. The guys treat them terribly and have such little respect for them. I would never want to be in a relationship where my woman fears for her safety on the regular.

Women being beaten and killed is a big issue there. There’s even marches to bring light to it.

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My issue stems from having 2 daughters.

I really do pity the worthless sob that tries to treat/thinks about my daughters the way GB treats/thinks about women.

I can’t imagine raising my kids in such a way that theyd want to fit into GBs life view of women.

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No, neither sons nor daughters.

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Yup! Though I’m sure some of us have used words like “nail,” “bang,” “screw”, “slay,” “fat ass,” and the like, having grown up, having kids, a wife, in-law’s, all that, and recognizing just what a debased stance many in our society have on sex, if my next child is a daughter, I’ll be doing some serious evaluations of males who come near her.

I want to teach my children that although it is natural to sexually objectify the opposite sex, it is only appropriate to a degree!

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I’ve tried to teach my sons two things about sex. One is that girls are PEOPLE, with hopes and dreams and parents who love them, and maybe big feels around sex. The other is that they have ONE OPPORTUNITY to have a say in what happens should a girl get pregnant, and that’s before their pants come off. After that, it’s not their decision, so if you’re opposed to abortion and she wants one, you live with it. If she wants a baby and you don’t, doesn’t matter. You still spend 18 years paying a percentage of your income, will ye, nill ye. So make sure you’re ready to take your pants off and also, wrap up.

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Brick, I agree with you but do you really think it’s wrong for boys to be boys around boys? You really going to walk into a locker room (I know this became a big joke with Trump but it is 100% accurate) and say “guys, come on, we need to respect women, don’t talk like that”

Please, tell me you don’t think that

@Danny_BNY

Yes, and I agree that those things are a problem. I never once said that was a good thing, that’s actually a terrible aspect of what women have to go through over there and that does need changing!

When I speak of certain aspects of those specific cultures it’s with the understanding that there are extremes that must be corrected, things that must be more like Western society, absolutely 100%.

But that doesn’t negate the idea of looking at everything from above, from the perspective of it being a ‘game’ . Women are more humble, and they are more humble towards good decent men because they know what a really shitty dude is like.

Unlike here where a lot of girls are suffering from some type of complex where a guy so much as touching her shoulder is committing sexual assault.

Following me?

At least you tall, unlike most of the short dudes in here =D

What are your lifts? admittedly, I don’t lift to PRs anymore and definitely not 1RM. I’m trying to preserve myself these days.

I have a pretty strong bench, bent over row, deadlift is ok. My two weakest areas are squats because my knees will never allow me to squat much, and OHP I don’t even do anymore because of my tweaked shoulder. I won’t even attempt it, but when I used to do it I had a pretty good OHP.

@EmilyQ

can you stop with that old ass song. was that song in the clubs when you were still of age?

Squat 345 x 3, dips +45 x 6, deadlift 425 x 2

Edit: fwiw I’ve been lifting for like 5 years now, so the above isn’t really impressive. I workout mostly for the relaxation

I don’t use any rep ranges lower than the PRs listed above. I’m self taught from YT vids so I don’t really trust my form enough to really go for a 1rm

He won’t be following you completely. Like I told you above, brick sees people like you as one of the biggest reasons the society/cultural shifts happened.

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If I may interject…

I think you are weak if you didn’t feel like you could tell teammates or peers to tone down/stop with sexist/misogynistic language.

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haha that’s really cute. now, I don’t know what locker rooms are like these days but fuck you’d be brutalized in my day.

No I think I’d cope. A lot of sports team try to be as inclusive as possible these days. I actually think if you joined my team and came out with some of the misogynistic tripe/bravado you’ve exhibited on here, you’d be the one getting ‘brutalized’ (if by ‘brutalized’ you mean verbally torn to shreds).

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Goddamn. China gonna steamroll us in everything real real soon.

What are your lifts GB?

Who’s ‘us’? Steamroll ‘us’ in what exactly? Why would increased inclusivity lead to the aforementioned steamrolling occurring?