I’m retaining potential energy in the form of fatty acids. I’m always ready for famine.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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Are you factoring in water weight? You could be 220.
Only if it’s water I haven’t drank yet. I’ve always been horrible about hydration.
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Lulz here.
Once saw a sunbleached cow skeleton in the desert.
Face was SO bloated.
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It was an alcowholic.
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Go eat a cheeseburger and do some reps on the hammer strength machine. You’re only allowed to comment again once you’re north of 250lbs… and a doctor.
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Ok, you win. I can’t top that.
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I’m still lolling at this cherry-picked article excerpt from telegraph.co.uk, which is what pops up first if you google “alcohol fluid retention”. This is, of course, the proper way to do research. Start with a theory, google pointed search parameters, quote article without citing article, highlight words you like, boom. “Case closed”, as Hirohito would say.
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I need to stay at sub 40% bf for athletic purposes. And I don’t want man tittiez.
It’s ok. You come up with many great ones.
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Sweet joke. Like a Pwnisher pun, only a little bulkier.
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I read that as “hamburger strength machine”
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Oh god. I hope he’s doing alright, for real.
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Ok, this one got me on the lolz. Maybe the first one ever from you
But it wasn’t research. What did I say it was? A quick google take. You know what that usually means? It means: typing it into google and seeing the first things that come up.
And you know why this doesn’t need to be researched? because this is common fucking knowledge bro… common for everyone besides people here attempting to argue against every keystroke I put down.
The simplest response should have been “yeah, people that routinely drink over consume alcohol to the point that their dehydration causes them to retain water”
But no, we got bathtubs field with beer, nondrinkers talking about drinking, people using beer as a cutting agent, etc etc etc
lol all in good fun I guess
Stick around. I’ll win you over.
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Let’s put this thread back on fucking topic then…
The current Male Dilemma.
While you guys sit here and blast me a fellow T-Nation member goes and starts the ‘significant other’ thread. What a fucking doozy of a post. And you all think I’m fucking crazy?? I see that poor bastards situation ALL.THE.DAMN.TIME.
I’m debating posting in there but I don’t want to come off harsh to the poor fella. He seems like he loves his wife.
That guy may be right or wrong, but he immediately was receptive to criticism and started to take a step back and put more thought into his situation. He didn’t, for example, refuse to concede any point and blatantly lie about what he’s said in the past for 1000+ posts.
When did you say that? You just @ me and posted a non-cited quote.
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shit, I meant to @ flip.
flip, flap… sigh
Actually that’s pretty fair. For future reference, I’m less strong, less cut, and make less money.
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