Haters: Their Best Lines

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no haters

Or maybe I do and they dont say shit to my face[/quote]

Ct. Rockula is a fat, white woman.[/quote]

I am NOT FAT![/quote]

Also, not a woman. [/quote]

Gawd, its like I has no secrets round here anymore!

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
People think they demeanor me when they say you have a physique of truck driver, but to me that’s a compliment![/quote]

How does one demeanor someone else?[/quote]

oh crap, my bad, i thought demeanor was like put down.

Guess i need to improve my english.[/quote]

Please tell me that you’re not teaching here… :slight_smile: [/quote]

lol just learning.

People would ask me all the time why wouldn’t i play soccer or drink coffee if i was Brazilian. Just like Americans must eat hamburguers and watch football.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no haters

Or maybe I do and they dont say shit to my face[/quote]

Ct. Rockula is a fat, white woman.[/quote]

I am NOT FAT![/quote]

Also, not a woman. [/quote]

Gawd, its like I has no secrets round here anymore![/quote]

Zzzzzzzzz.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

lol just learning.

People would ask me all the time why wouldn’t i play soccer or drink coffee if i was Brazilian. Just like Americans must eat hamburguers and watch football.[/quote]

Ah. Sumimasen deshita!

Lots of great Brazilian friends here…

And, you don’t drink coffee?!?!? :-)[/quote]

actually, i didn’t but i got HOOKED on BOSS, my friends would give me that cold coffee all the time as a gift, i think it’s a major conspiracy to get me hooked on it.

What you doing around here?

Tokyo?

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”

[quote]Dasher wrote:

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”
[/quote]

I’ll do anything for a green card…

I’d marry you…

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :\

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.[/quote]

what would your ass be full of?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.[/quote]

what would your ass be full of?[/quote]
Whatever I want it to be full of, gosh!

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.[/quote]

what would your ass be full of?[/quote]
Whatever I want it to be full of, gosh![/quote]

I read that in the Napoleon Dynamite voice.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.[/quote]

what would your ass be full of?[/quote]
Whatever I want it to be full of, gosh![/quote]

I read that in the Napoleon Dynamite voice.[/quote]

Perfect. I hoped you would :slight_smile:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. I have two sisters. One got married 8 months ago and the other is getting married in a month. The one that is getting married said the following…

“We are getting burnt out on wedding planning, so you cant get married for a while. Ah, who am I kidding…no one is gunna marry you!”

lol fantastic.

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

My mom said something like that the other day. I have a group of friends who are still unmarried, not even dating or interested in dating. She was like “I was getting worried you were going to be part of that group.” I’m only 33!!! :[/quote]

Moms are the best at saying weird shit. Mine is the first to point out any weight gain when I see her. By no means am I fat, but if my ass is looking a little fuller, she is gunna tell me about it. Lovingly. I cant be mad at her.[/quote]

what would your ass be full of?[/quote]
Whatever I want it to be full of, gosh![/quote]

I read that in the Napoleon Dynamite voice.[/quote]

Perfect. I hoped you would :)[/quote]

Well the odd part is now all of your posts have the Dynamite voice attached to them.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
People think they demeanor me when they say you have a physique of truck driver, but to me that’s a compliment![/quote]

How does one demeanor someone else?[/quote]

oh crap, my bad, i thought demeanor was like put down.

Guess i need to improve my english.[/quote]

Please tell me that you’re not teaching here… :slight_smile: [/quote]

lol just learning.

People would ask me all the time why wouldn’t i play soccer or drink coffee if i was Brazilian. Just like Americans must eat hamburguers and watch football.[/quote]

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Seriously, man! This is how 90% of your fucken country is. It’s like fucking AFrica, only in America…

[quote]BobParr wrote:
My best hater line came from my ex (while we were still married):

For someone who lives for working out, you sure don’t have much to show for it.

[/quote]

I got that exact same line from my ex.