Haters: Their Best Lines

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah

Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]

I actually do believe you’re a man. You’ve been purposefully vague and coy about it. And your posting style does not exactly fit that of a typical woman. Does that make me a “hater”? Or does it indeed mean that you know a trick or two about how to tuck your cock in?

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah

Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]

But doesn’t that happen to you once a week on T-Nation?[/quote]

Really? That’s just wrong.

I’d walk 20 miles barefoot over broken glass and barbed wire just to drink a gallon of her piss so I could see a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of where it came from.[/quote]

Is this the point where I attempt a crude drawing of a cock?

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

I recall once after fucking this guy, he told his ass hurt.
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Ok, I promise to stop now. I’m just sayin tho…you post/talk like a dude

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[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

trust me, it’s a compliment in that setting. it means you look like a woman still. and you do :slight_smile:

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I had a guy tell me once that I had ‘Retard Strength’ - I think it was supposed to be a compliment

I had relative (who is a personal trainer)tell me once that I was a ‘real meathead’ - I took that as a compliment also~

I also had a guy tell me that the more hair I lose, the more head I get. Yes, and no, I suppose~

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:

  1. The last push-pull I did when the meet host gave me a medal…“Wow…you dont even LOOK that strong.”[/quote]

trust me, it’s a compliment in that setting. it means you look like a woman still. and you do :)[/quote]

Ah shucks. Thanks BG.

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Dad: “If you spent as much time studying books on computers and getting better at math, as you do with going to the gym, you’d have a better career and make good money.”

Another one:

Dad: “I don’t know what the hell it is about you, that attracts all these women… I mean, I’ve never seen you without a girlfriend… Can you tell me what it is they like so much??”

Me: “No… I don’t have a clue, either… Thanks.”

Dad: “I didn’t mean it like THAT…”

Me: :confused:

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We’d better stop including stuff from parents as then this thread will go on for eternity.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Dad: “If you spent as much time studying books on computers and getting better at math, as you do with going to the gym, you’d have a better career and make good money.”

Another one:

Dad: “I don’t know what the hell it is about you, that attracts all these women… I mean, I’ve never seen you without a girlfriend… Can you tell me what it is they like so much??”

Me: “No… I don’t have a clue, either… Thanks.”

Dad: “I didn’t mean it like THAT…”

Me: :/[/quote]

lol that’s just good parenting.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

… I’m just sayin tho…you post/talk like a dude[/quote]

Nothing new there.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

I actually do believe you’re a man.[/quote]

Nothing new there either.

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[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]BobParr wrote:
My best hater line came from my ex (while we were still married):

For someone who lives for working out, you sure don’t have much to show for it.

[/quote]

I got that exact same line from my ex.[/quote]

Damn…that sucks.

Was she right?

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A guy once told me I was a stupid fucking cunt.

I cried.

Then later on I set his house on fire while he was asleep.

I remember screaming “who is the stupid fucking cunt now you stupid fucking cunt!?!?”

Turns out it was still me, as I had the wrong house.

Poor little old lady.

I still see her wrinkled, blackened face in my dreams sometimes. Like a little BBQ’ed prune.

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I am not aware of these “haterz” you all speak of.

I have never experienced this.

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A friend’s mother told him about his son…“look at that amazing boy, how did you luck out like that?”

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My “friends” were taking bets about how long I’d last here in Estonia.
“Two weeks” “Three months” “Back before Christmas”.

Well, two years, five months and counting. Haters.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am not aware of these “haterz” you all speak of.

I have never experienced this.[/quote]

Now you’re just lying, you steroid munching, naturally-gifted, fatty lazy ass!!!11

(have I missed any?)

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
I had a guy tell me once that I had ‘Retard Strength’ - I think it was supposed to be a compliment
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Reminds me of a Forrest Griffin quote from ‘Got Fight?’ that goes “never fight a retard, they have retarded strength…” which I understood to mean he HAS fought one or two lol.

I’m not big enough to receive any hate lines. I’ll necro this thread a couple of years from now though =P

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I had a guy tell me once that I had ‘Retard Strength’ - I think it was supposed to be a compliment
[/quote]

Reminds me of a Forrest Griffin quote from ‘Got Fight?’ that goes “never fight a retard, they have retarded strength…” which I understood to mean he HAS fought one or two lol.

I’m not big enough to receive any hate lines. I’ll necro this thread a couple of years from now though =P
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I’m sure you can still get some. I do at least, like, being called skinny, which is not far from truth, by someone double my weight…and three times my bodyfat %.