Haters: Their Best Lines

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah

Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]

But doesn’t that happen to you once a week on T-Nation?[/quote]

It happens ten times more in real life. The average women even laugh at me when they see me. I can even see them wincing in disgust. And I laughed back at them.

The sporty and strong girls out there give me nods of appreciation. That’s when I ask them if they’d like to fuck.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know

Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah

Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]

But doesn’t that happen to you once a week on T-Nation?[/quote]

It happens ten times more in real life. The average women even laugh at me when they see. I can even see them wincing in disgust. And I laughed back at them.

The sporty and strong girls out there give me nod of appreciation. That’s when I ask them if they’d like to fuck.
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Ummm…haters gonna hate?

Of course. Life goes on.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
The sporty and strong girls out there give me nods of appreciation. That’s when I ask them if they’d like to fuck.
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Pics and vids in high def or it didnt happen.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
It happens ten times more in real life. The average women even laugh at me when they see me. I can even see them wincing in disgust. And I laughed back at them.

The sporty and strong girls out there give me nods of appreciation. That’s when I ask them if they’d like to fuck.
[/quote]

Is it any worse with married women? This one lady who used to go to my gym who the few times I’ve talked to her mentions how married women HATE her because they think she is trying to steal their husbands. She was even married herself but now divorced and its even worse now. You have a similar body type which is why I thought of her.

random girl asks out of nowhere: do the steroids give you erectile problems?
me: no,looking at fuck ugly girls like you gives me erectile problems…

walk away

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yep…nobody ever insults as much as our moms.[/quote]

The other day my mother said “When are you going to quit the bar and get a real job? I’m tired of telling your grandfather you’re doing alright.”

My reply was “Maybe if you didn’t think that was a lie it’d be easier to say.”

[quote]MementoMori wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Yep…nobody ever insults as much as our moms.[/quote]

The other day my mother said “When are you going to quit the bar and get a real job? I’m tired of telling your grandfather you’re doing alright.”

My reply was “Maybe if you didn’t think that was a lie it’d be easier to say.”[/quote]

Whoa… I’ll need to sober up before i try to understand that one. I think this means you’re agreeing with your grandpa.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:

Every other time I see your avatar I download a porno of Diamond Jackson
[/quote]

The next time I saw him, I slapped him across the face. ‘But my boobs are real, you fuck! And I got muscles. You fuck!’

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Its the only other option!

I like staring at DarkNinjaa

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no haters

Or maybe I do and they dont say shit to my face[/quote]

Ct. Rockula is a fat, white woman.[/quote]

I am NOT FAT![/quote]

The Hallowed is not

[/quote]

We are a hot white womanz.

And things.

[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Is it any worse with married women? This one lady who used to go to my gym who the few times I’ve talked to her mentions how married women HATE her because they think she is trying to steal their husbands. She was even married herself but now divorced and its even worse now. You have a similar body type which is why I thought of her.[/quote]

Most of the married women I know don’t feel threatened by me. I work and train with their husbands who are powerlifters and good guys, and they, the wives, are also into lifting.

The other married women, the average ones, are just scared/disgusted at the sign of veins and mass. One have told me once her husband prefer the soft type of women, even though I never asked about that. Lol. WTF?

I used to coach this guy whose wife hated the gym with passion. When her hubby began to look quite strong and leaner, she began to come to the gym, every time he was scheduled to train. She’d just jump on the Crosstrainer and check on all our moves. There were also times she’d just stand there, watching us training, bwahaha!!

I didn’t even get the insecurity with that one. I was not even her hubby’s type. Lol. He liked the model type, the cardio bunnies. There were even a couple of them he told me he wanted to fuck. I even offered the wifey some coaching, and her reply was quite brutal, hahaha!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no haters

Or maybe I do and they dont say shit to my face[/quote]

Ct. Rockula is a fat, white woman.[/quote]

I am NOT FAT![/quote]

The Hallowed is not

[/quote]

We are a hot white womanz.

And things.[/quote]

We are lots of things

including big black vampire

My best hater line came from my ex (while we were still married):

For someone who lives for working out, you sure don’t have much to show for it.

Hahaha!!!

Yeah, well, it wasn’t too funny to me at the time. Looking back now, and considering it was coming from someone with a good 40lbs to lose, it is kinda humorous.

I did a V-Diet and my friend told me “dude you’re starting to look sort of human”

[quote]BobParr wrote:
Yeah, well, it wasn’t too funny to me at the time. Looking back now, and considering it was coming from someone with a good 40lbs to lose, it is kinda humorous.
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No offense to you or your ex, but…

Fuck her. Shows how much support she was giving.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well, maybe we don’t mean it that way like “We’re so cool we have people whose lives are based around jealousy toward us!” as much as “Someone was an asshole to me once and they were wrong”[/quote]

I is “hating” on you Nards…BTW

[quote]BobParr wrote:
My best hater line came from my ex (while we were still married):

For someone who lives for working out, you sure don’t have much to show for it.

[/quote]

A girl I was dating once said: “You work out all the time, why don’t you have a 6-pack?”

She seemed honestly perplexed. lol

I forgive her though, she described my arms as “huge”.