Me: I think you misheard, I said, You look fat in those pants.[/quote]
This is great. Going to bank this for the right situation.[/quote]
That’s kinda like the one, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
Girl: “Um… no! pervert!”
Me: "I think you misheard me, I said, ‘particularly nasty weather’ "
LOL
As for haters, the “fuck angry chicken club” has had some good ones, but I’m at a loss to remember them (I suppose that means they weren’t that spectacular in the first place).
A few days before I asked out a particular girl at work (whom is now my wife), I told a co-worker of my plan. He looked up at me and said, “HAH! Dream on!”
When I was about 11 or 12, my mom was in a particularly bad mood one day. I just wanted to get the hell outta there before she started in on me, so I hopped on my bike and left. Around the corner a gang of 3 or 4 older boys started threatening me, calling me names. I figured I’d avoid the abuse and just go home. When I walked into the kitchen, I complained to my mom, “Mom, some kids were teasing me. They called me a faggot!”
She looked at me for a second and said, “You ARE a faggot!”
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A few days before I asked out a particular girl at work (whom is now my wife), I told a co-worker of my plan. He looked up at me and said, “HAH! Dream on!”
In that vein one time when I was in the army the Master Corporal asked me in chow line for a motivational quote from the Bible (long story!) but I had none off the top of my head so I used that line from Conan the Barbarian about crushing your enemies etc. etc. we had a guy in the army but in a different platoon that yelled at me something about me eating donuts…I was about 220lbs then and I guess too soft when I joined. It was a big mess hall so I never saw who said it.
Another guy in my platoon saw who it was and pointed him out to me on the day of our PT test (2 mile run)…we were sitting on the grass after having finished (my time was 14 mins something I don’t recall anymore) but the guy that made the donuts crack came staggering by with his gut bigger than mine about 3 minutes after me sweating buckets and sucking wind…
Well, maybe we don’t mean it that way like “We’re so cool we have people whose lives are based around jealousy toward us!” as much as “Someone was an asshole to me once and they were wrong”
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A few days before I asked out a particular girl at work (whom is now my wife), I told a co-worker of my plan. He looked up at me and said, “HAH! Dream on!”
When I was about 11 or 12, my mom was in a particularly bad mood one day. I just wanted to get the hell outta there before she started in on me, so I hopped on my bike and left. Around the corner a gang of 3 or 4 older boys started threatening me, calling me names. I figured I’d avoid the abuse and just go home. When I walked into the kitchen, I complained to my mom, “Mom, some kids were teasing me. They called me a faggot!”
She looked at me for a second and said, “You ARE a faggot!”
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know
Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know
Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah
Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]
But doesn’t that happen to you once a week on T-Nation?[/quote]
Really? That’s just wrong.
I’d walk 20 miles barefoot over broken glass and barbed wire just to drink a gallon of her piss so I could see a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of where it came from.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Haters: You’re really muscular
Me: Yeah I know
Haters: You’re vascular
Me: Yeah I know
Haters: You’re not a woman
Me: I know a trick or two how to tuck my dick in, yeah
Haters: You’re a bitch
Me: Yeah I know. Can I have some milk now?[/quote]
But doesn’t that happen to you once a week on T-Nation?[/quote]
Really? That’s just wrong.
I’d walk 20 miles barefoot over broken glass and barbed wire just to drink a gallon of her piss so I could see a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of where it came from.[/quote]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Before trouble begins to brew, I’m only saying that comments like that have been made to DarkNinja on this site. I’m sure someone has said something mean spirited like that to her and I even remember her mentioning it in a post.
Every other time I see your avatar I download a porno of Diamond Jackson
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Shit. Freaky you said that.
I recall once after fucking with this guy, he told me my bawdy and my tits reminded him of Diamond Jackson’s and I was like ‘Who the fuck is that?!’. ‘You should know!’ was his reply.
I had a shock later on when I googled her.
The next time I saw him, I slapped him across the face. ‘But my boobs are real, you fuck! And I got muscles. You fuck!’