Happy B-Day Jchenky

[quote]jchenky wrote:
Holy shit wol are you trying to make me vomit?[/quote]

Waffles won’t make you vomit, but too much of this will.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I think she said she likes these the best…

Polo knows where my heads at!

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Oooo man … so many jokes involving double entendres

I’m drinking Port right now! I waas going to start on the Spiced Rum. Decided against that. I have to make it to be able to have dinner with the parents tonight.

Eh, it’s your birthday, go for broke. Hell, I’d even suggest you just forget about the concept of a “glass” tonight and just go bottle to mouth. It’s really the only way. Shit, you should be doing your first “Edward 40 handz” to be honest with you.

Happy Happy, Hottie Hottie!

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Eh, it’s your birthday, go for broke. Hell, I’d even suggest you just forget about the concept of a “glass” tonight and just go bottle to mouth. It’s really the only way. Shit, you should be doing your first “Edward 40 handz” to be honest with you.[/quote]

Can you please explain the Edward 40 handz?

lol … ok, so you get 2 40’s and a very trust worthy friend. The friend duct tapes the 40’s to your hands and you have to finish both before they are taken off. It’s quite the challenge considering 40’s go through me like water through a hose.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Eh, it’s your birthday, go for broke. Hell, I’d even suggest you just forget about the concept of a “glass” tonight and just go bottle to mouth. It’s really the only way. Shit, you should be doing your first “Edward 40 handz” to be honest with you.

Can you please explain the Edward 40 handz?
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You get two 40’s duct taped to your hands, and, well, you have to finish them.

Happy birthday!

oh. I would be dead!!!

Happy Bidet!

DB (the original DB)

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Eh, it’s your birthday, go for broke. Hell, I’d even suggest you just forget about the concept of a “glass” tonight and just go bottle to mouth. It’s really the only way. Shit, you should be doing your first “Edward 40 handz” to be honest with you.

Can you please explain the Edward 40 handz?

You get two 40’s duct taped to your hands, and, well, you have to finish them.

Happy birthday![/quote]

Dude, that’s what you look like?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Eh, it’s your birthday, go for broke. Hell, I’d even suggest you just forget about the concept of a “glass” tonight and just go bottle to mouth. It’s really the only way. Shit, you should be doing your first “Edward 40 handz” to be honest with you.

Can you please explain the Edward 40 handz?

You get two 40’s duct taped to your hands, and, well, you have to finish them.

Happy birthday![/quote]

God, I just had a flashback to my high school days with drinking 40’s, especially Mickey’s.

In highschool? I thought that was more of a college thing?

[quote]jchenky wrote:
In highschool? I thought that was more of a college thing?[/quote]

The taping is probably more college, I was just talking about 40’s in general. Keep in mind that I’m from Louisiana and when I was growing up 18 was the drinking age, so it was real easy to get alchol. Plus not having much money as a high school kid, we use to get the cheap stuff, Mad Dog, Boone’s, Thuderbird, The Bull, Olde E, St. Ides,…what ever we could by with change!haha

Legal drinking age is 18 here too. I never drank 40’s though i think that was guy thing.

stranec, you’re bringing me back to high school too … that was my drinking list for the same reason as you. I was a fan of St. Ides Special Brews. Mad Dog 20/20 was 2nd choice.

JSkanks, the legal drinking age WAS 18 here, but that was a long long time ago, I’ve never met anyone old enough to remember such a magical time to be honest. Strangec is a relic of a glorious time where booze was cheap, the drinking age was 18, and you literally had to kill someone to get a DUI. Otherwise the cops’d just tell you to “drive safe” … I always thought it was a fairy tale until today…

I’m partying on your behalf.

Tomorrow will be fantastic! You can stroll down the whole towns downtown strip and hit all the pubs bars and clubs.

Alex. Have tons of drinks for me tonight!

[quote]polo77j wrote:
JSkanks, the legal drinking age WAS 18 here, but that was a long long time ago, I’ve never met anyone old enough to remember such a magical time to be honest. Strangec is a relic of a glorious time where booze was cheap, the drinking age was 18, and you literally had to kill someone to get a DUI. Otherwise the cops’d just tell you to “drive safe” … I always thought it was a fairy tale until today…[/quote]

I remeber when they changed the drinking age from 18 to 21, it was the late 80’s but they had a loop hole. You could buy alcohol at 18 but you weren’t allowed to drink it till you turned 21, this was up until the late 90’s I think. Your right about the DWI part two, it wasn’t “are you drunk?” it was “how drunk are you?”.