Gym Turned Into Soccer Mom Haven

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:

Seems like you are not with a kinky woman then.

My gf really enjoys watching a girl suck cock while I eat her pussy. She loves wearing stripper shoes also when we fuck. [/quote]

In general, we don’t call them girlfriends if we are paying them with money we stole from our mom’s purse. Also, just wait till you catch a heel to the scrotum when all tangled up in the dark, if you ever stop being cuckholded by porn. (Ask me again how I know you are inexperienced and a big fat liar).
Plus you tan and run on the elliptical, which is weird.
Also, you say that this gym was the most hardcore gym in your area, when you left it. SO you left the most hardcore gym in your area. The gods of SWOLE would not approve.

lol

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:

Seems like you are not with a kinky woman then.

My gf really enjoys watching a girl suck cock while I eat her pussy. She loves wearing stripper shoes also when we fuck. [/quote]

In general, we don’t call them girlfriends if we are paying them with money we stole from our mom’s purse. Also, just wait till you catch a heel to the scrotum when all tangled up in the dark, if you ever stop being cuckholded by porn. (Ask me again how I know you are inexperienced and a big fat liar).
Plus you tan and run on the elliptical, which is weird.
Also, you say that this gym was the most hardcore gym in your area, when you left it. SO you left the most hardcore gym in your area. The gods of SWOLE would not approve. [/quote]

Full of win

I’m only here so I won’t get fined.

After reading this entire thread, there is only one conclusion to be drawn:

My gym needs more yoga classes.

Swole…I don’t know how old you really are, and I guess in the end, it doesn’t really matter. Assuming this isn’t just one huge troll job, your outlook on lifting reminds me of the blogs and “motivational” posters on Animalpak.com. From 2001.

Lifting weights is just a means to an end, or a hobby for most. It’s not supposed to be a Greek tragedy. The fact that you are consumed with a lifestyle that, frankly, hardly anyone subscribes to anymore is not indicative of a “problem” with society. You are a member of a continually shrinking minority. If you want to wear that around as a badge of honor or something, go ahead. But when the rest of the world passes you by, that’s on YOU.

But, on a positive note…if you send your g/f to those yoga classes you despise so much, think of the positions she can get into to watch porn!