I got a bit excited today while bored at work. The prospect of a weekend at the gym, and Christmas round the corner prompted this festive remix of a classic. Enjoy:
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Had a very small set of lats
When it came to pull ups,
He always got the craps (cos he was scared of how weak he was)
All of the other reindeers used to laugh and called him names (like pussy and stick insect and weakling)
So ruldoph went on the gear
And made some pretty serious gains
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Then one fateful Christmas eve santa came to town
Ruldolph with your lats so tight
Wont you pull the sleigh tonight
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But ruldolph was on some roid rage trip so he punched santa and gave him a fat lip so santa got a gun and shot ruldolph and made some pies out of him sweeny todd style and fed them to the elves who got some secondary roid rage and went on a killing spree leaving 15 dead and 43 more in intensive care.
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Then they got all pleased with what gangsta pimps they were and raped santas wife so santa got the uzi and fucked those elves up till their shit was all screwed up and so Christmas got cancelled.
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The end.