Gym Embarrassments

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ Dude when did you get tits?[/quote]

Once I stopped chewing.[/quote]

NOTE TO SELF: never stop chewing, I love tits to much would never leave the house.

Okay Chris good work there carry on.

I motion to change the official title of this thread to “Gymbarrassments”.

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
I motion to change the official title of this thread to “Gymbarrassments”. [/quote]

Seconded

I have way too many of these stories.

Doing standing lateral Db raises. Didn’t control the weight on the negative. They came together right on my glans. I decided not to lift anymore that day.

That was years ago. I’m still lifting.

Doing a PT test on the indoor track; it’s 1/8th mile for reference. Got the first mile in 6:03 and was coming around for the 9th lap and ripped my calf a little. The sound I made was a horrible, “Aaauurrruuu.” Lots of people noticed.

I was at the zoo when I was in third grade. An elephant was walking around, dragging his tackle, that he proceeded to step on. It was the loudest, most pathetic, painful sound I have ever heard.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.[/quote]
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No, cereal guys. This is cereal. [/quote]
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HOLY TITTYFUCKINGTITTIES BATMAN!!!

Chris I gotta admit, it is fucking creepy as fucking hell you saved a pic of PMPM’s boobs.

Just saying

I was once doing a cardio kickboxing workout with a friend, it had been almost an hour, I was exhausted and drenched in sweat, bench over doing rear kicks when I got instantly lightheaded. All my muscles relaxed, and I farted directly in her face. She was literally about four inches away when it happened. To her credit, she never even flinched, and has not to this day mentioned it. I was horrified.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Chris I gotta admit, it is fucking creepy as fucking hell you saved a pic of PMPM’s boobs.

Just saying
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Don’t be creeped out, I just found it going through an old T-vixen thread and then deleted it off my computer as I don’t really keep that stuff on my computer. I am catching up on the T-vixen threas as I haven’t much paid attention to it the past few months.