Gym Embarrassments

[quote]ethanwest wrote:

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
It wasn’t me, but a newbie at my old gym was doing seated behind-the-neck barbell press - everyone heard a yelp and the bar hit the floor, turned out he’d dislocated both of his shoulders. God knows how.

He turned a nasty shade of green, and when the ambulance turned up they had to cut him out of his shirt in the gym and carry him out.

Must have been pretty embarassing for him.[/quote]

That was painful to read.
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x2

fuck… I’m never, ever going heavy behind the head

OHHHH YEAAAHHHHH!!! YOU THINK THAT’S EMBARRASSING???

Try telling EVERYONE on Testosterone Nation that you’re going to set off the lunk alarm at your local Planet Fitness…Thennnnnn not do it and let the entire interwebz down.

See how embarrassing that is, and how easy it is to live that down

[quote]SeanParent wrote:
OHHHH YEAAAHHHHH!!! YOU THINK THAT’S EMBARRASSING???

Try telling EVERYONE on Testosterone Nation that you’re going to set off the lunk alarm at your local Planet Fitness…Thennnnnn not do it and let the entire interwebz down.

See how embarrassing that is, and how easy it is to live that down[/quote]

Nice.

I was a total newb years ago (even though I still look like it) and was bench pressing.

Yes, everyone has seen this. I’m the guy it happened to.

Weight wasn’t impressive or even memorable, but I got two, gound out a third, and instead of racking it, I went for the fourth. The bar did not move. Not even a little bit.

So I’m stuck under a bar that was heavy at the time. I laid there for a minute before making up my mind. I let it go to one side so the plate would fall off. Can anyone guess what happend next?

CLANG!

Red faced and completely embarassed, i abandoned the rest of my workout that day.

^^ I’m a little slow and need what happened next explained to me. Maybe it’s juts the other side falling down???

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Weight wasn’t impressive or even memorable, but I got two, gound out a third, and instead of racking it, I went for the fourth. The bar did not move. Not even a little bit.[/quote]

Last time I did that, I decided I’d let it rest on my chest for 15 seconds and then attempt to blast it up enough to get it to the lower racking point. I figured someone would at least offer to help in time I was resting anyway, but surprisingly, no.

Anyway, 15 seconds came and went and I pushed as hard as I could. I only had to move it 3 or 4 inches to get it to the lower rack. Easy, right? Well, due to muscle imbalances, I managed to get only one side racked. I no longer had the strength to either push the other side enough to rack it or to re-unrack the side that was succesfully racked. So I’m pinned very awkwardly under the bar in a “Now what?!” situation. Had I not been using clips, the weight would’ve simply slid off the unracked side. Never made that mistake again.

I managed to slither out from under the bar on the racked side. As I’m standing up, a trainer is just now walking over to help. Having a sense of humor about the fact that I was wearing a Superman t-shirt, I muttered “I KNEW that lime gatorade tasted funny.”

Oh yeah??? You think that’s embarrassing???

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:
Last time I did that, I decided I’d let it rest on my chest for 15 seconds and then attempt to blast it up…[/quote]

^hahahahahaah LOL!

That almost happened to me the other day. Just added BB bench back in and almost got pinned lol

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh yeah??? You think that’s embarrassing???

315 DL - YouTube [/quote]

hahahaha thtat was awesome!

at first i was thinking “look at those quads” and then I was thinking “wait what funny is about to happen here?” then when you locked it out I kinda forgot it was an embarrassing thing and noticed i was singing to myself “nobody nooooobody!”… then wham-o! and I LOLed

nice lift… up until then :slight_smile: arent you glad you were filming that attempt?

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh yeah??? You think that’s embarrassing???

315 DL - YouTube [/quote]

hahahaha thtat was awesome!

at first i was thinking “look at those quads” and then I was thinking “wait what funny is about to happen here?” then when you locked it out I kinda forgot it was an embarrassing thing and noticed i was singing to myself “nobody nooooobody!”… then wham-o! and I LOLed

nice lift… up until then :slight_smile: arent you glad you were filming that attempt? [/quote]

Wait that is PMPM?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh yeah??? You think that’s embarrassing???

315 DL - YouTube [/quote]

hahahaha thtat was awesome!

at first i was thinking “look at those quads” and then I was thinking “wait what funny is about to happen here?” then when you locked it out I kinda forgot it was an embarrassing thing and noticed i was singing to myself “nobody nooooobody!”… then wham-o! and I LOLed

nice lift… up until then :slight_smile: arent you glad you were filming that attempt? [/quote]

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]

Post Meridian Personal Message

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.[/quote]

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.[/quote]
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No, cereal guys. This is cereal.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
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This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.[/quote]
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No, cereal guys. This is cereal. [/quote]
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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]SpnKick540 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

Wait that is PMPM?[/quote]
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That doesn’t help my answer, at all.[/quote]
.[/quote]

This is serious, none of these are answer the question at hand.[/quote]
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No, cereal guys. This is cereal. [/quote]
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^ Dude when did you get tits?

[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ Dude when did you get tits?[/quote]

Once I stopped chewing.