Gwyneth Paltrow 'Most Beautiful Woman'

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

Nonsense. This is like the damn 100 people vs a bear thing. Except I’m a god damn T-Rex with longer more functional arms.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]

Whiskey and shame? Are we related?

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

Nonsense. This is like the damn 100 people vs a bear thing. Except I’m a god damn T-Rex with longer more functional arms.[/quote]

So you have a big head huh?

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]

Whiskey and shame? Are we related?[/quote]

Apparently not if you spell whisky with an E. Heathen…

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Damn… corners… my mortal enemy!!!

About the “E”… I’ve been drinking? In America?

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Damn… corners… my mortal enemy!!!

About the “E”… I’ve been drinking? In America?[/quote]

Damn these American E’s, damn them all! “E-less Whisky” is the one and only son of God.

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I apologize for derailing this derailed thread.

For my sins:

http://files.myopera.com/Magik83/albums/3342232/kinopoisk.ru-Elisha-Cuthbert-29329.jpg

(b/c I mentioned how hot she was earlier!)

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I apologize for derailing this derailed thread.

For my sins:

http://files.myopera.com/Magik83/albums/3342232/kinopoisk.ru-Elisha-Cuthbert-29329.jpg

(b/c I mentioned how hot she was earlier!)[/quote]

I love that picture.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I apologize for derailing this derailed thread.

For my sins:

http://files.myopera.com/Magik83/albums/3342232/kinopoisk.ru-Elisha-Cuthbert-29329.jpg

(b/c I mentioned how hot she was earlier!)[/quote]

Coincidentally, The Girl Next Door is on tv right now. Just got up to the bit where he finds out she’s a porn star and has that flash daydream of her seducing his mum and blowing his dad. Definitely not disappoint.

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Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…

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[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]

Meanwhile, someone else would do things to her.

You dont want to serve her.

You want to fuck her.

Surprisingly, that is not the same thing.

Almost mutually exclusive even.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]

Meanwhile, someone else would do things to her.

You dont want to serve her.

You want to fuck her.

Surprisingly, that is not the same thing.

Almost mutually exclusive even. [/quote]

I was more referring what I would do for her in order to do things TO her. As in what lengths I would go to fuck her.

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[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]

She looks like a B list milf porn actress.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
As in what lengths I would go to fuck her.
[/quote]

Typical internet discussion devolving into penis length claims…[/quote]

It’s only natural brah

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JLH’s best film was Can’t Hardly Wait. I still love that movie.

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Gwyneth Paltrow?

No.

The ideal woman from any research I have seen…

Has dark hair (brown, black, or dark red),
Blue or green eyes,
B-to-C cup breasts,
0.7 waist-to-hip ratio (+/- 0.05),
12-18 BMI,
Symmetrical features,
Clear skin, and
is 17-to-23 years old.

And I can’t argue with any of that.

– ElbowStrike

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[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]

She looks like a B list milf porn actress. [/quote]

I finally found something I can agree with you about.

My only gripe is with the B-list classification. I’d have put her right in the amateur trailer park camp. Pre-meth.

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[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]

She looks like a B list milf porn actress. [/quote]

I finally found something I can agree with you about.

My only gripe is with the B-list classification. I’d have put her right in the amateur trailer park camp. Pre-meth. [/quote]

Well hey at least I now know where to go to pick up chics.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]

Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.