[quote]Bauber wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]
She looks like a B list milf porn actress. [/quote]
I finally found something I can agree with you about.
My only gripe is with the B-list classification. I’d have put her right in the amateur trailer park camp. Pre-meth. [/quote]
Well hey at least I now know where to go to pick up chics.
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That’s the spirit…
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!
I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]
I would like to see you try.[/quote]
You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]
Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.[/quote]
Yeah, I wanted to say Habanero sauce, but even I am not that sassy. I remember throwing up from eating seven habanero peppers before, trying to get in as many as I could before the heat was too much for me to continue. I think I threw up and screamed at the same time. Which makes it worse, because even the vomit starts to burn on the way back through the throat.
I also hate when people spell Habanero with a tilde, just as an unorthodox pet peeve. If I could eradicate all Habaneros from the face of the Earth, I would be a happy man.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!
I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]
I would like to see you try.[/quote]
You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]
Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.[/quote]
Yeah, I wanted to say Habanero sauce, but even I am not that sassy. I remember throwing up from eating seven habanero peppers before, trying to get in as many as I could before the heat was too much for me to continue. I think I threw up and screamed at the same time. Which makes it worse, because even the vomit starts to burn on the way back through the throat.
I also hate when people spell Habanero with a tilde, just as an unorthodox pet peeve. If I could eradicate all Habaneros from the face of the Earth, I would be a happy man.[/quote]
I had the same results from Daves insanity sauce, when I used the same generous dollop in my bowl of chili as my usual El Yucateco.
I’ll just leave the greatest angle in cinematic history right here…
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
I’ll just leave the greatest angle in cinematic history right here…[/quote]
I know a Kate Beckinsale arse when I see one.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]
She looks like a B list milf porn actress. [/quote]
I finally found something I can agree with you about.
My only gripe is with the B-list classification. I’d have put her right in the amateur trailer park camp. Pre-meth. [/quote]
Lol, i didnt know we’ve had so many disagreements that rendered this instance notable.
And yeah, B list may be a little too generous of a classification here.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!
I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]
I would like to see you try.[/quote]
You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]
Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.[/quote]
Yeah, I wanted to say Habanero sauce, but even I am not that sassy. I remember throwing up from eating seven habanero peppers before, trying to get in as many as I could before the heat was too much for me to continue. I think I threw up and screamed at the same time. Which makes it worse, because even the vomit starts to burn on the way back through the throat.
I also hate when people spell Habanero with a tilde, just as an unorthodox pet peeve. If I could eradicate all Habaneros from the face of the Earth, I would be a happy man.[/quote]
What the fucks wrong with you boy?
I love habenero, but theres no way i can chew one pepper without having something to drink nearby, let alone 7.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!
I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]
I would like to see you try.[/quote]
You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]
Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.[/quote]
Yeah, I wanted to say Habanero sauce, but even I am not that sassy. I remember throwing up from eating seven habanero peppers before, trying to get in as many as I could before the heat was too much for me to continue. I think I threw up and screamed at the same time. Which makes it worse, because even the vomit starts to burn on the way back through the throat.
I also hate when people spell Habanero with a tilde, just as an unorthodox pet peeve. If I could eradicate all Habaneros from the face of the Earth, I would be a happy man.[/quote]
What the fucks wrong with you boy?
I love habenero, but theres no way i can chew one pepper without having something to drink nearby, let alone 7.
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Oh I went straight through that shit as fast as I possibly could, kind of like when you’ve just sprinted extremely hard and your body takes it’s time to actually start sweating. Except this was just chewing and packing my mouth viciously until my tastebuds were too broken and ruined for my mind to let my body open it’s mouth. I beat my friend though, he only got two and had to grab some milk.
It’s almost like a bell curve of pain when you go far enough, like it ramps up for the first four or five then when the body can’t handle the impulses the mouth and throat start to dull until you’re just left with a burning and twisting stomach pain and violent abdominal spasms. If I were to guess, the last few were only semi-digested before they were thrown back up, I assume going completely through all of them would have made it far worse on my body. Kind of like eating nettles, after a while it starts to numb and just becomes kind of an ordeal.
I’ve done a lot of silly things, most of them not even that long ago. I remember posting in, I think it was the “Confessional” thread, about setting the bottom half of my face on fire once. It wasn’t half as bad as it sounds, just lighted alcohol, only blistering but no really bad scars.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!
I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]
I would like to see you try.[/quote]
You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.[/quote]
Sriracha’s not that hot and I like both whiskey and shame, so challenge accepted.[/quote]
Yeah, I wanted to say Habanero sauce, but even I am not that sassy. I remember throwing up from eating seven habanero peppers before, trying to get in as many as I could before the heat was too much for me to continue. I think I threw up and screamed at the same time. Which makes it worse, because even the vomit starts to burn on the way back through the throat.
I also hate when people spell Habanero with a tilde, just as an unorthodox pet peeve. If I could eradicate all Habaneros from the face of the Earth, I would be a happy man.[/quote]
What the fucks wrong with you boy?
I love habenero, but theres no way i can chew one pepper without having something to drink nearby, let alone 7.
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Oh I went straight through that shit as fast as I possibly could, kind of like when you’ve just sprinted extremely hard and your body takes it’s time to actually start sweating. Except this was just chewing and packing my mouth viciously until my tastebuds were too broken and ruined for my mind to let my body open it’s mouth. I beat my friend though, he only got two and had to grab some milk.
It’s almost like a bell curve of pain when you go far enough, like it ramps up for the first four or five then when the body can’t handle the impulses the mouth and throat start to dull until you’re just left with a burning and twisting stomach pain and violent abdominal spasms. If I were to guess, the last few were only semi-digested before they were thrown back up, I assume going completely through all of them would have made it far worse on my body. Kind of like eating nettles, after a while it starts to numb and just becomes kind of an ordeal.
I’ve done a lot of silly things, most of them not even that long ago. I remember posting in, I think it was the “Confessional” thread, about setting the bottom half of my face on fire once. It wasn’t half as bad as it sounds, just lighted alcohol, only blistering but no really bad scars.
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Well be glad you puked it up and didnt have to suffer through it coming out the other end.
On the topic of habenero peppers…The absolute best use for them is going down to jamaica and getting authentic jamaican jerk pork thats cooked in habenero peppers. When i went you could buy a lb for roughly 8 bucks, would get 4 at a time. eat one of em there and bring the other 3 back. Fucking fantastic.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Kind of like eating nettles…
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Wait…what?
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
Well be glad you puked it up and didnt have to suffer through it coming out the other end.
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Down here we call that a Johnny Cash…Ring of Fire.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Kind of like eating nettles…
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Wait…what?[/quote]
Yeah, when I was really young there was a big weed-filled piece of land by my primary school that had a ton of nettles in it. Me and my friends saw one of those nettle eating contests on TV once and decided to try it to see which one of us was more “hardcore”.
I actually remember trying over and over just to cleanly chew up one nettle, then when I finally got it I kept at it for a couple months before we decided it was stupid. It took us a long, long time to decide it was stupid. It’s annoyingly painful at first, but once the sides of the mouth and tongue go numb and swollen it gets a little easier. I hid it from my parents the whole time by eating in my room, which was insanely hard after the swelling.
Honestly, once you’re used to them nettles aren’t so bad, still feels like shit, but it’s not an intense seething pain like the habaneros were.
Britain actually has a rather large Nettle Eaters following. It’s very hard to eat any significant amount without a drink at hand, something that slows down the acid reactions is good, but some consider it cheating. You should give it a try at least once, it’s not half a bad as it really sounds. Raw was always my favourite because I didn’t want anyone to call me out for cheating in any way.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Amanda Seyfried yet. Her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing. I could really get used to watching sheer terror crawl across them as I slowly wrap my fingers around her throat and penetrate her with my penis. Consensually, of course.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Bauber wrote:
Oh Beth Phoenix, the things I would do for you…[/quote]
She looks like a B list milf porn actress. [/quote]
I finally found something I can agree with you about.
My only gripe is with the B-list classification. I’d have put her right in the amateur trailer park camp. Pre-meth. [/quote]
Lol, i didnt know we’ve had so many disagreements that rendered this instance notable.
And yeah, B list may be a little too generous of a classification here. [/quote]
Don’t be hating just because she has a better physique than 80% of the male posters here!!
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Amanda Seyfried yet. Her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing. I could really get used to watching sheer terror crawl across them as I slowly wrap my fingers around her throat and penetrate her with my penis. Consensually, of course.
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Seyfried doesn’t do it for me, but she does.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Amanda Seyfried yet. Her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing. I could really get used to watching sheer terror crawl across them as I slowly wrap my fingers around her throat and penetrate her with my penis. Consensually, of course.
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Seyfried doesn’t do it for me, but she does.[/quote]
Did you watch the video I posted earlier in the thread? If not you should. And I’m on the fence about Amanda Seyfried, which is odd, because my wife gets told she looks like her like once a week.
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Amanda Seyfried yet. Her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing. I could really get used to watching sheer terror crawl across them as I slowly wrap my fingers around her throat and penetrate her with my penis. Consensually, of course.
[/quote]
Seyfried doesn’t do it for me, but she does.[/quote]
Did you watch the video I posted earlier in the thread? If not you should. And I’m on the fence about Amanda Seyfried, which is odd, because my wife gets told she looks like her like once a week.[/quote]
I’m at work, is it “okay”?
There is no t or a exposed. The most exposure is that pic u just posted.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Amanda Seyfried yet. Her eyes are absolutely mesmerizing. I could really get used to watching sheer terror crawl across them as I slowly wrap my fingers around her throat and penetrate her with my penis. Consensually, of course.
[/quote]
Seyfried doesn’t do it for me, but she does.[/quote]
