Gwyneth Paltrow 'Most Beautiful Woman'

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.[/quote]

Oh God no, her movies are aweful. I know what you did last summer was probably her best film so…

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Maybe he was referring to the boobs. Man traps sounds about right.[/quote]

Wait, there’s something else to look at???

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Maybe he was referring to the boobs. Man traps sounds about right.[/quote]

Her boobs are huge in relation to the rest of her body type, either she has the luckiest chest genetics in history or there’s been some finicky surgery work she never came out and talked about.

I really, really hope the former. It gives me a ray of hope in this broken, godless slob of dirt we call Earth.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Are we really having this conversation, there are only two choices for the top spot.

Kate Beckinsale[/quote]

I second this.

JLH is awesomely bangable as well.

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[quote]GeneticSynergy9 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Charlize Theron has always really done it for me as well.[/quote]

Really?

[/quote]

Really.[/quote]

I kid, she really is a terrific actress.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.[/quote]

Oh God no, her movies are aweful. I know what you did last summer was probably her best film so…[/quote]

I think I’d go Heartbreakers man, just because I like Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles and Sigourney Weaver sings it in that. That’s literally the only real reason I would call that her best, because I like one song they decided to use one time without really thinking about it, had they actually thought that scene through the way they thought they were doing with the rest of the scenes, they might have picked some shitty Debby Boone song or something and completely fucked it up.

Plus the movie uses her super innocent hotness as it’s main hand, so there’s that going for it. Kind of hilarious that she’s only really famous for being hot, and the only few movies people might spout as her “least worst” are only because they show how super hot she is.

Bless her shoddy brain and spectacular boobs. Bless them both.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.[/quote]

Oh God no, her movies are aweful. I know what you did last summer was probably her best film so…[/quote]

I think I’d go Heartbreakers man, just because I like Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles and Sigourney Weaver sings it in that. That’s literally the only real reason I would call that her best, because I like one song they decided to use one time without really thinking about it, had they actually thought that scene through the way they thought they were doing with the rest of the scenes, they might have picked some shitty Debby Boone song or something and completely fucked it up.

Plus the movie uses her super innocent hotness as it’s main hand, so there’s that going for it. Kind of hilarious that she’s only really famous for being hot, and the only few movies people might spout as her “least worst” are only because they show how super hot she is.

Bless her shoddy brain and spectacular boobs. Bless them both.[/quote]

I actually liked Heartbreakers from what I remember. But I was a freshman in high school the last time I saw it so my memory may be skewed by hormones.

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[quote]bpick86 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.[/quote]

Oh God no, her movies are aweful. I know what you did last summer was probably her best film so…[/quote]

I think I’d go Heartbreakers man, just because I like Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles and Sigourney Weaver sings it in that. That’s literally the only real reason I would call that her best, because I like one song they decided to use one time without really thinking about it, had they actually thought that scene through the way they thought they were doing with the rest of the scenes, they might have picked some shitty Debby Boone song or something and completely fucked it up.

Plus the movie uses her super innocent hotness as it’s main hand, so there’s that going for it. Kind of hilarious that she’s only really famous for being hot, and the only few movies people might spout as her “least worst” are only because they show how super hot she is.

Bless her shoddy brain and spectacular boobs. Bless them both.[/quote]

I actually liked Heartbreakers from what I remember. But I was a freshman in high school the last time I saw it so my memory may be skewed by hormones.[/quote]

My standards are reasonably high when it comes to film and I still found it somewhat likeable. It’s practically a masterpiece for a Hewitt movie. The direction and screenplay are both shit, but the acting isn’t as bad as one would expect. With work it could have been a real fun movie.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]bpick86 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Don’t you dare ruin this for me!! :)[/quote]

Haha, I’m just sayin’ man! She’s done some farmer’s walks in her day…

I’m amazed that she’s gotten by as far as she has, I don’t remember her having one good movie off the top of my head. Seriously, not even one. She’s super hot though, and she’s got that whole sparkly vagina thing going on.

I wonder if she’s destined to just be that super cute mousey chick that gets by on the occasional shitty movie deal. I just want her to have one fluke, one Jessica Alba/Sin City kind of fluke.[/quote]

Oh God no, her movies are aweful. I know what you did last summer was probably her best film so…[/quote]

I think I’d go Heartbreakers man, just because I like Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles and Sigourney Weaver sings it in that. That’s literally the only real reason I would call that her best, because I like one song they decided to use one time without really thinking about it, had they actually thought that scene through the way they thought they were doing with the rest of the scenes, they might have picked some shitty Debby Boone song or something and completely fucked it up.

Plus the movie uses her super innocent hotness as it’s main hand, so there’s that going for it. Kind of hilarious that she’s only really famous for being hot, and the only few movies people might spout as her “least worst” are only because they show how super hot she is.

Bless her shoddy brain and spectacular boobs. Bless them both.[/quote]

I actually liked Heartbreakers from what I remember. But I was a freshman in high school the last time I saw it so my memory may be skewed by hormones.[/quote]

My standards are reasonably high when it comes to film and I still found it somewhat likeable. It’s practically a masterpiece for a Hewitt movie. The direction and screenplay are both shit, but the acting isn’t as bad as one would expect. With work it could have been a real fun movie.[/quote]
Its got Gene Hackman, so that, for me at least, works in its favor.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Are we really having this conversation, there are only two choices for the top spot.

Kate Beckinsale[/quote]

Godalmighty, that woman…far beyond HOT. Well done.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
and Jennifer Love Hewitt[/quote]

Is it just me or does it look like Jennifer Love Hewitt has monstrous man traps in that one?[/quote]

Maybe he was referring to the boobs. Man traps sounds about right.[/quote]

If by man traps you mean boobs then I am on board.

USMCCDS423 you and I have the same taste in women. I love Kate Beckinsale and Love Hewitt.

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DirtyM & dmaddox

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This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now!

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Here’s your prize…fuck you THAT’S MY PRIZE!!

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[quote]DirtyM wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Are we really having this conversation, there are only two choices for the top spot.

Kate Beckinsale[/quote]

Godalmighty, that woman…far beyond HOT. Well done. [/quote]

I cant believe I left Beckinsale off my top 5 earlier. I have blasphemed and should be put down for my transgression. To make up for it I will try to pull an interesting out from an unorthodox source (country music). This is Jana Kramer.

EDIT: Apparently she was an actress before she did the country thing. I guess if you ever watched Friday Night Lights (I did not) you would have known that.)

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Here’s your prize…fuck you THAT’S MY PRIZE!![/quote]

Here’s one of JLH

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This thread is finally delivering!

I think Jennifer Love Hugetits (scary movie reference, anyone?) and Kate Beckingsale are sooooooooooo incredibly hot. I would kill every single one of you guys for just 1 night… And for 1 night with both of them at the same time? I’d kill you all, boil you down, let it cool (too hot!), swim in it, and then drink it. That’s how serious I am right now![/quote]

I would like to see you try.[/quote]

You can’t drink me, I’m too sassy for you. In liquid form I’d be like an ever spicy cup of pure sriracha sauce, mixed with a dash of both whisky and shame.