Guy Dates Pornstar on Maury

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[quote]conorh wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
conorh wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?

You philistine. Maury is a very different character. The Maury show specializes in paternity episodes and other “wild and shocking” issues without being a straight-up freakshow.

On the spectrum of freakshowishness, Jerry Springer is the most ludicrous, Steve Wilkos is the most legitimate and Maury Povich is intermediate to the two.

Who’s Steve Wilkos?

Steve is Jerry’s old chief of security. He has his own show now where he specializes in confronting people who have been accused of, generally speaking, abusing their family or children in some way. He gives them a polygraph test and generally berates them for being scum.

I consider myself something of a connoisseur of the Fox daytime lineup.
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Jobless much?

Just kidding!

I remember Steve - never knew he’d branched off though.

This stuff is hilarious - even talk shows are in competition with eachother.

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[quote]JN7844 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?

Not a rip-off, but your question made me semi-curious.

Ironically, they both started their own talk shows the same month - September 1991. [/quote]

Yes, but Maury is legit b/c he’s married to Connie Chung.

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?[/quote]

Maury wishes he was a extreme as Springer.

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[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?

Maury wishes he was a extreme as Springer.[/quote]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!

WTF is that crawling around in the background?

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:
LarryDavid wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?

Maury wishes he was a extreme as Springer.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!

WTF is that crawling around in the background?[/quote]

IT SCARES MEH!!

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:

WTF is that crawling around in the background?[/quote]

Alien facehugger.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
RSGZ wrote:

WTF is that crawling around in the background?

Alien facehugger.

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the only logical explanation.

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In the UK we have Jeremy Kyle…the host has real anger problems. You might be able to see it on youtube, its seriously twisted.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
LarryDavid wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
johnson575 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Maury is fucking hilarious. I often wonder if he likes his own show.

I bet he likes the checks that come with his show.

I’ve never heard of this guy.

Is it a Jerry Springer rip-off?

Maury wishes he was a extreme as Springer.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!

WTF is that crawling around in the background?

IT SCARES MEH!![/quote]

lol pretty sure it’s just a person with no legs.

Glad you liked it. I realize I’ve entered that Imhungry/Cbear stage where half of my posts are an excuse to post funny pics I have saved. It’s fun.