Great Cardio Tool

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Best cardio tool ever invented.

And there goes my sarcasm allowance for the day

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First Men-Powered Treadmobile!

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I’ve seem this before. It’s probably the most pointless invention ever. Notice how the ‘Speedmobile’ is never taken out on an incline. Now that would be fun to watch.

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I’ll buy it if I can put spinners on it, and maybe hydraulics. An IPOD docking station is a must though.

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I dont see a magazine rack on it. This sucks.

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the music sounds like something out of a soft-core porn movie… and don’t act like you don’t know what im talking about

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I think the point of it is that it allows you to move faster than you’re running because of a gear ratio or something.

And I gotta say, their website is just… wow. From the description for this product:

“The first real Moving Treadmill, SPEEDFIT - TREADMOBILE design by Alex Astilean will save you time. " Why spent hours in a Gym to have a workout when you can run your errands and exercise in the same time”, it’s safer than the bike, no more molesting your Prostate, runs with 4X your actually speed of walking or running with 0 Gallons of Gas, you can carry a lot off baggage and definitely it’s going to get you in shape. You’re talking about Protection of the Environment - This is it!"

I want to know who exactly molests their prostate when they’re doing ANY form of exercise.

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[quote]Xab wrote:
I think the point of it is that it allows you to move faster than you’re running because of a gear ratio or something.

And I gotta say, their website is just… wow. From the description for this product:

“The first real Moving Treadmill, SPEEDFIT - TREADMOBILE design by Alex Astilean will save you time. " Why spent hours in a Gym to have a workout when you can run your errands and exercise in the same time”, it’s safer than the bike, no more molesting your Prostate, runs with 4X your actually speed of walking or running with 0 Gallons of Gas, you can carry a lot off baggage and definitely it’s going to get you in shape. You’re talking about Protection of the Environment - This is it!"

I want to know who exactly molests their prostate when they’re doing ANY form of exercise. [/quote]

Haven’t you seen anyone ride a bike without a seat? Exercise and pleasure!

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Mr.Garrison made one of those but it was powered by something else lol.

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[quote]Deadsion wrote:
the music sounds like something out of a soft-core porn movie… and don’t act like you don’t know what im talking about[/quote]

I’d actually have to go with early 90’s sitcom.