[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Jimmy6 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Jimmy6 wrote:
Actually, being white and male and hetero means I’ll have it tougher than any of you. You wanna know what my disadvantage is? Having no disadvantages. Try getting into college or a job that only cares about minority numbers. Shit I wish I was a minority, or at LEAST that my parents were poor…then I could whine and have everything handed to me, too. Oh and X, don’t make assumptions. I’m the only white dude within about a 20 mile radius of where I live.[/quote]
So. That doesn’t mean you are good friends with the black people around you.
I asked when the last time a black man was even in your house…and I mean for leisure, not for yard work or painting. [/quote]
Yesterday.[/quote]
Good…call him back over, call him a “nigger” and see what he says.
The power is on YOUR hands.[/quote]
Lol. I can see it now.
Jimmy4inches: Hey br-br-brother, wanna come over for beers and the game?
Black guy: Motherfucker, you think we’re friends just because I painted yo house and we play basketball?
Jimmy4inches: Um, Yeah…I mean Yes, sir. [In overly pronounced words] I was thinking we could drink a couple of brewskies and watch the Oregon and Auburn game on my new 104" Plasma.
Black guy: Aight motherfucker, but you buying the beer, weed and wings.
Jimmy4inches: Oh, oh. Weed? I do not have any narcotics in the house except Tylenol.
Black guy: Aight, I’ll bring some over but you got the rest.
Jimmy4inches: I gotchu nigga.
Black guy: Motherfucker, what you say?
Jimmy4inches: I will have all the things you have requested, sir!
Black guy: That’s what I thought I heard you say.
Black guy shows up
Jimmy4inches: What’s up my nigga? You got that kush?
Jimmy4inches wakes up an hour latter with his mouth on the edge of a curb with various teeth knocked out and pushed up into his jaw, going inside to find his new black friend and call 911 he sees his TV is missing as well as his watch, necklace, food, and beer.
Because it just ain’t fair that I can’t call people I don’t personally know racial slurs.