GPS Tracked My Fiance

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AnytimeJake wrote:
My girl is 25 and I’m 40, it’s still a little wierd because she was 19 when we met, but at that time I was just comming out of my criminal years, and she was a hot little chick that wanted to hang out with an outlaw, she got pregos, and I got straight, and we,ve built a great life togeather, sober and legit, no law breakin for 6yrs now, thats amazing for me, but the relationship part is the advice I was concerned with, goodluck[/quote]

Just good natured ball busting. I didn’t figure she was really half your age.[/quote]

But it’s still good to have confirmation, lol. [/quote]

Yeah, it’s freaks my kids out when I tell them my wife was in eight grade when I was a senior. Can’t imagine telling them she wasn’t born yet.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

You think you can do that and still do the deed?

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I’ve never had any trouble in that department before! (hopefully it doesn’t start anytime soon. I’m 26)

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

No chance either of you makes it past page 5…[/quote]

You may have a point. If I were to do 1/8th of a shot of light beer I’d probably still get hammered.

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[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

You think you can do that and still do the deed?

[/quote]

I’ve never had any trouble in that department before! (hopefully it doesn’t start anytime soon. I’m 26)[/quote]

Dude, thats a lot of booze…

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

You think you can do that and still do the deed?

[/quote]

I’ve never had any trouble in that department before! (hopefully it doesn’t start anytime soon. I’m 26)[/quote]

Dude, thats a lot of booze…

[/quote]

Haha you’re probably right. Anybody have time to calculate it? I’ll put up a youtube video trying to complete this challenge.

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[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

You think you can do that and still do the deed?

[/quote]

I’ve never had any trouble in that department before! (hopefully it doesn’t start anytime soon. I’m 26)[/quote]

Dude, thats a lot of booze…

[/quote]

Haha you’re probably right. Anybody have time to calculate it? I’ll put up a youtube video trying to complete this challenge. [/quote]

Youtube isn’t going to let the sexytime video stay up, and lets face it, that is the only part of your story we want to see.

So film it and upload it to xnxx or something and link it here.

I don’t care if your drunk or not, just make sure the is decent sound, lighting and camera isn’t focused on your hairy ass crack the whole time…

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Half a bottle of jamo? That’s a nice buzz.

Maybe your fiance will be sloppy.

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[quote]Anonymity wrote:
Half a bottle of jamo? That’s a nice buzz.

Maybe your fiance will be sloppy.[/quote]

You’re making my work-day feel longer and longer…

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]setto222 wrote:
It is my fiancees birthday this weekend.

My plan:

  1. Tell her about this thread.
  2. Cancel our dinner reservations.
  3. Get a bottle of Jameson.
  4. We read this thread and every time Adam gets good advice we take a shot, every time he is told his girl is cheating we take 2.
  5. ???
  6. Birthday sex. (profit)
  7. Eagerly await Adam’s weekend confrontation. [/quote]

You think you can do that and still do the deed?

[/quote]

I’ve never had any trouble in that department before! (hopefully it doesn’t start anytime soon. I’m 26)[/quote]

Dude, thats a lot of booze…

[/quote]

Haha you’re probably right. Anybody have time to calculate it? I’ll put up a youtube video trying to complete this challenge. [/quote]

Youtube isn’t going to let the sexytime video stay up, and lets face it, that is the only part of your story we want to see.

So film it and upload it to xnxx or something and link it here.

I don’t care if your drunk or not, just make sure the is decent sound, lighting and camera isn’t focused on your hairy ass crack the whole time…[/quote]

Haha what started as a fun evening with the wife-to-be has taken a dark turn. Sorry, I mean a well lit turn.

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Like someone posted earlier devorces are expensive, so you need to hatch this thing out one way or the other, however it goes down bro goodluck, and keep us updated, vids are good, lol

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This is why the OP will not leave her.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

This is why the OP will not leave her.[/quote]

I don’t trust cats, anything that sounds like a demonic auto-tuned baby is not coming into my home.

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He seems to be pussywhipped. Never marry a girl with a high loco factor. At least get a good contract.

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I give OP three more days to get his shit together before all hope is lost…

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[quote]espenl wrote:
He seems to be pussywhipped. Never marry a girl with a high loco factor. At least get a good contract.[/quote]

Yup, they’re not worth the heartache if you have to wonder about them all the time. Follow anyone around long enough and you’re going to see shit you won’t like. Minor crap you can let slide, major crap like her lying about where she is… that’s another. A plausible cover story would have worked if she offered it.

Rob

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[quote]espenl wrote:
He seems to be pussywhipped. Never marry a girl with a high loco factor. At least get a good contract.[/quote]

Yeah, its one thing to stick your dick in crazy but to marry what might be a full blown BPD or NPD, the really, really, bad kind of crazy…

I would rather cut my balls off and give her all my money, because its basically the same result, without the drama, accusations, manipulation, false reports to the police, possibly jail, alcoholism, estranged and ruined kids…

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[quote]adamhum wrote:
i’m guilty of stopping by a strip club when I need stress relief after work on Fridays, which she doesn’t know about, it’s something I’ve been doing since I was 21. Mainly I just have a beer and enjoy watching the women dance. I’m not proud of it…Usually it’s just for an hour.

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Do you see the irony here?

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[quote]daltron wrote:

[quote]adamhum wrote:
i’m guilty of stopping by a strip club when I need stress relief after work on Fridays, which she doesn’t know about, it’s something I’ve been doing since I was 21. Mainly I just have a beer and enjoy watching the women dance. I’m not proud of it…Usually it’s just for an hour.

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Do you see the irony here?
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He has found himself a match :slight_smile: Maybe she is visiting a strip club for the wimmens :slight_smile:

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In Canada we call this a starter marrige, sort of like a starter house, before you buy the house your going to live in forever. Kids marry kids, cheating and jelousy, and strip clubs, get all that shit out of the way in the first marrige, so your ready to be an adult and really set up house and get on with your life with the second one. Seems to be the way

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[quote]AnytimeJake wrote:
In Canada we call this a starter marrige, sort of like a starter house, before you buy the house your going to live in forever. Kids marry kids, cheating and jelousy, and strip clubs, get all that shit out of the way in the first marrige, so your ready to be an adult and really set up house and get on with your life with the second one. Seems to be the way [/quote]

It’s funny and sad at the same time