Got a Call from a Murder Suspect Today

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So, this kid calls me up today and asks me how much I would charge to be present with him during police questioning. So I say “Well, how much do you have to spend?” He tells me he has $12,000 dollars. Funny thing is my brother’s a detective working a murder/robbery case where the victim was found shot up in a bathroom and was missing 12,000 dollars.

I agree to help him out for$600 dollars (I’m going to charge him a lot more of course). After I set up a time to consult tonight at 6 I called my brother at the station and gave him the kids name. Turns out that he is a suspect in the murder of the kid in the bathroom.

Also, according to my brother, he has a history of violence (the kid I MIGHT represent). Shit gets thicker, turns out he not only has a history of violence but has been the perpetrator AND the victim of assault from, you guessed it, the murder/robbery victim!!

So, I guess my question is, should I uphold my integrity as a lawyer and rob this kid (through legal fees) get him charged and “lose the case” and get him 25 to life? Or should I just sit back and advise? I mean it could be entertaining… let me know

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Now that’s a better parody thread.

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I think I might see…yep there it is, a pattern.

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Rob him blind, then buy him a game boy advance for his time in jail.

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Wow this kid is stupid. He called you, not PMPM?
At least whith her he would have some eye candy to remember while he gets gang raped in prison.

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The Nintendo DSi is only $130! You could buy 92 of them!

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If this thread had a ‘like’ button I’d be all over that shit.

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This has been the best part of my day at work. Thanks Polo. and I will say it again Archer is the man.

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I heard he spent that money he found on muscle implants to scare off his bullies with all that newly functional muscle

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:slight_smile: funny

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
So, this kid calls me up today and asks me how much I would charge to be present with him during police questioning. So I say “Well, how much do you have to spend?” He tells me he has $12,000 dollars. Funny thing is my brother’s a detective working a murder/robbery case where the victim was found shot up in a bathroom and was missing 12,000 dollars.

I agree to help him out for$600 dollars (I’m going to charge him a lot more of course). After I set up a time to consult tonight at 6 I called my brother at the station and gave him the kids name. Turns out that he is a suspect in the murder of the kid in the bathroom.

Also, according to my brother, he has a history of violence (the kid I MIGHT represent). Shit gets thicker, turns out he not only has a history of violence but has been the perpetrator AND the victim of assault from, you guessed it, the murder/robbery victim!!

So, I guess my question is, should I uphold my integrity as a lawyer and rob this kid (through legal fees) get him charged and “lose the case” and get him 25 to life? Or should I just sit back and advise? I mean it could be entertaining… let me know[/quote]

Polo, I love you. You’ve made my day.

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^ Please post pic in TILF thread.

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ROFLMAO…

10/10

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Send him to Pound Ass Prison!!!

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[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
So, this kid calls me up today and asks me how much I would charge to be present with him during police questioning. So I say “Well, how much do you have to spend?” He tells me he has $12,000 dollars. Funny thing is my brother’s a detective working a murder/robbery case where the victim was found shot up in a bathroom and was missing 12,000 dollars.

I agree to help him out for$600 dollars (I’m going to charge him a lot more of course). After I set up a time to consult tonight at 6 I called my brother at the station and gave him the kids name. Turns out that he is a suspect in the murder of the kid in the bathroom.

Also, according to my brother, he has a history of violence (the kid I MIGHT represent). Shit gets thicker, turns out he not only has a history of violence but has been the perpetrator AND the victim of assault from, you guessed it, the murder/robbery victim!!

So, I guess my question is, should I uphold my integrity as a lawyer and rob this kid (through legal fees) get him charged and “lose the case” and get him 25 to life? Or should I just sit back and advise? I mean it could be entertaining… let me know[/quote]

Polo, I love you. You’ve made my day.[/quote]

…just wait until I make yo’ night … bow chikka bowwow

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Squats and milk

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[quote]Zillah wrote:
If this thread had a ‘like’ button I’d be all over that shit.[/quote]

^ THIS!

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[quote]3hitter wrote:
Wow this kid is stupid. He called you, not PMPM?
At least whith her he would have some eye candy to remember while he gets gang raped in prison.[/quote]

I’m a lawyer, but not a useful one.

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[quote]print wrote:
^ Please post pic in TILF thread.[/quote]

Freudian slip there print? Just can’t get enough of that man-ass can you? NTTAWWT.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]3hitter wrote:
Wow this kid is stupid. He called you, not PMPM?
At least whith her he would have some eye candy to remember while he gets gang raped in prison.[/quote]

I’m a lawyer, but not a useful one.
[/quote]

You shouldn’t sell yourself short pmpm, you’re a very good lawyer … you screwed me good last night!!