[quote]Edgy wrote:
<slips on my g-string, heads to the bar and pours Maschy Jack on the rocks>[/quote]
<actually, can you make that a Margarita - I’m feeling festive!>
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
<slips on my g-string, heads to the bar and pours Maschy Jack on the rocks>[/quote]
<actually, can you make that a Margarita - I’m feeling festive!>[/quote]
<Keeps the Jack on the rocks for myself, hands Maschy her margarita (and brushes her titty when I hand it over) and takes a seat next to her by the pool>
I was going to post something to nikki but, Buuuwaaahwhwhwhwhwhwh! ^^ This is awesome
lovely shorts 
tried to buy a couple more booty shorts myself but they are charging me crazy fees for shipping.
and nice bench.
WTF happened over here? Forget it I don’t care.
Nikki, keep busting ass you know your lifts are real and you’re the only one who matters. If you want I’ll motion to allow you to log in the geezer wing, you’re a shoe’in.
What the flibbigging fuck happened here?? Dang it!
And this is why I’d never have a log in this fucking place.
Haters gotta hate.
Wherever you are now, Nikki, keep on working your ass off, girl. You’ve got nothing to prove to anyone but yourself.
Wow Stronghold - you seem to start shit no matter where you post.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Wow Stronghold - you seem to start shit no matter where you post.[/quote]
X2
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
What the flibbigging fuck happened here?? Dang it!
[/quote]
I believe it was a dick measuring contest.
More specifically how we measure.
What counts as a legitimate measurement and what doesn’t.
I believe you can get a slightly longer measurement if you measure along the underside versus the top.
<-------------- Is offering to take reliable measurements for free
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
I believe you can get a slightly longer measurement if you measure along the underside versus the top. [/quote]
^^Thats not a legit measurement. top is the only reliable measurement… obvi
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
I believe you can get a slightly longer measurement if you measure along the underside versus the top. [/quote]
^^Thats not a legit measurement. top is the only reliable measurement… obvi[/quote]
FIGHT!!!
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
<-------------- Is offering to take reliable measurements for free[/quote]
<--------- offers to be the first in line, and hopes the fluffer has warm hands
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
<-------------- Is offering to take reliable measurements for free[/quote]
<--------- offers to be the first in line, and hopes the fluffer has warm hands[/quote]
<----- puts away ruler, takes out topography instruments
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
<-------------- Is offering to take reliable measurements for free[/quote]
<--------- offers to be the first in line, and hopes the fluffer has warm hands[/quote]
<----- puts away ruler, takes out topography instruments
[/quote]
<--------- hopes no one wants to play jumprope with it again…that is always a little awkward.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
<-------------- Is offering to take reliable measurements for free[/quote]
<--------- offers to be the first in line, and hopes the fluffer has warm hands[/quote]
<----- puts away ruler, takes out topography instruments
[/quote]
<--------- hopes no one wants to play jumprope with it again…that is always a little awkward.
[/quote]
What do we do about the ones that curve?
Do we use a flexible measuring tape?
So complicated!
On a more serious note I think Nikki should take back her log and put the old title back to what it was with the total being the adding up of all 4 lifts. Just my opinion.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
I believe you can get a slightly longer measurement if you measure along the underside versus the top. [/quote]
Yeah and some of us need the help.
For Maschy~