Brother Elk wrote:
“Jeez, you’re a douche bag jeffy! Go play cops and robbers with your imaginary friends for awhile.”
Oh, stop playing hard to get!!! You love me!!!
I like my new ILOVEGEORGEWBUSH1 nickname: Douche.
Is that French for Jacques Chirac?
It trully is good to see you back, Brother E!!!
You guys ever wonder what it would be like if we ever got together?
I have.
We’d have to clear the room.
We’d have Cream, Rainjack, Zap, Vegita, BB, Thunder, Zeb wearing our “Four more years” shirts on the right side of the table.
There would be lumpy, ILOVEGEORGEWBUSH1, Moore-iarty, tme, BrotherE, JTF wearing their “Bush lied, everyone died” shirts.
Off in the corner would lurk vroom. He’d be mumbling something tangential. Maybe, he’d preempt everything by saying, “The world is not black and white, people!!!”
Al Shades would be telling everyone at the table (in his high pitched voice) to look at his fantastic physique!!! He would say, “stop these formal meetings! We must disperse!!! There is too much organization here!!!” Every one of us would take turns looking at him and scaring him into the corner.
Alexander would automatically start lecturing us on the proper way to conduct a meeting. He would say, “My Dad said that there needed to be…”
Chinadoll would ref the whole proceeding. She would occassionaly make a frightening comment about “beheading terrorists.” The room would fall silent for a while before the discussions would resume.
POX would be invited. He wouldn’t come. He’d make some sort of comment like, “I don’t have time for you idiots.”
Boston Barrister would open the proceedings with a call to order. His opening speech would be eloquent and full of wonderful arguments. Thunder would second in equal eloquence.
Lumpy would interrupt with a comment about “sycophantic cheerleaders.” That would prompt me to slam my fist on the table and demand silence. Cream would say, “Amen.”
Justthefacts would bring in a 1983 report on inner city violence in Memphis. Then he would link this current administration to corruption in Sri Lanka.
Brother E, would shake his head and implore all of us to get a grip.
Rainjack would laugh at that. Then he would say, “How about some new ideas from the left side of the table?”
Moriarity would say, “Hey, why am I at the left side of the table? Does anyone have any proof that I belong here? Did you read my posts from early February? I was quite clear that I both love and hate W!!!”
Zeb would say, “Come on Moriarity!!! You are a liberal!!! I can prove it! Whoever can do the most pullups wins the argument.”
At this point, POX would barge in and try to scare all of us before stalking out.
ILOVEGEORGEWBUSH1 would take the opportunity to point at me and call me a “douche.”
Vegita would say, maybe we should discuss why I feel the Iraq War was justified. He would lay out in extensive detail his true feelings.
Lumpy’s eyes would glaze over.
Let’s all lighten up some. I’d love to hear your ideas on what would happen if we got together!!!
JeffR