Gonna Punch Life in the Face

11/10/11

Log Nugget in My Sweats

My shoulder shit the bed today again. No pain, it just keeps shutting off on some of these presses. I need to work on jerk technique some more to avoid this shit. And I felt just cold and off today no matter what I did. Oh well.

Log Press

Log x8
131x3
161x3
181x3
201x2
225x McFailstorm

Deadlift

135x3
225x3
315x3
365x3
405x2 ← would have gone for 3, but just wasn’t feeling it today

CGBP

Bar x10
135x5
185x5
215x5
245x3

Lawnmower Rows

90x8
110x8
130x8

Stone Rows (set up like I’m doing a pick, pull stone to chest, put down)

200x2x5

DONE.

Just a blah session today. No worries, it’s been a rough week at the clinic. I’m fixing to have to figure out how to switch my CI to someone else, because my CI keeps missing days because of morning sickness type stuff, and I can’t learn shit if she isn’t there instructing me. Pisses me off too because when she is there, she’s on my case about all sorts of meaningless shit and stressing me out.

Tomorrow will be better. No doubt about it.

PEACE.

[quote]wiggles wrote:
11/5/11

Got to catch some of the events today in Tunica. It’s wild seeing that many huge folks all over the place. Some really intense performances too. I was particularly impressed by the strong WOMEN. They went all out and it was fun to watch. Was standing next to 105kg LW Pro Andy Deck at one point and didn’t realize it, and its really weird to turn around and notice just how much huger someone is at the same height as you. He’s only 20lbs or so bigger than me at 6’1, but damn it if he doesn’t look 45 lbs bigger. Must. Eat. More.

Also, met Kalle after the meet. Mispronounced his name, felt like a total asshat. Nice guy, and really humble about the contest and everything. In fact, everybody was super cool that I spoke with. Kind of “met” families of competitors and so forth when I was cheering alongside them, and each competitor I spoke to after events for whatever reason was really chill and interesting to speak to. I’ve got a lot to learn in this sport, and it’s really motivating when the biggest and strongest guys are as nice as they are.

Only thing that took away from this meet as a spectator was whoever they had announcing alongside Kaz. Kaz had some interesting stuff to say, but this other guy, I think his name was Mike, was just an arrogant asshole. I honestly don’t care who you are/were, but you’re an announcer now, so you need to calm the fuck down.

Anyways, I’ll be back in the gym Monday for some Airdyne sprints and prowler pushing. Need to make sure to stick to the plan I laid out, and quit fucking around. Crunch time for the meet in December is coming.

PEACE.[/quote]

Nice meeting you man, thanks for the good words. I felt humbled lol 10% or less pronounce my name right, its all good. I get taken back when people do get it right haha.

Yeah nats is a trip. Its odd being about the smallest guy there… Kaz is great, try drinking with everyone after the show hear some good stories lol.

Mike rubs some people the wrong way for sure. Your not the first to get that impression but he is a nice guy and was a LW pro and a elite total powerlifter in his own right with an 800lb deadlift in the 242s so he is for real.

[quote]Kalle wrote:

[quote]wiggles wrote:
11/5/11

Got to catch some of the events today in Tunica. It’s wild seeing that many huge folks all over the place. Some really intense performances too. I was particularly impressed by the strong WOMEN. They went all out and it was fun to watch. Was standing next to 105kg LW Pro Andy Deck at one point and didn’t realize it, and its really weird to turn around and notice just how much huger someone is at the same height as you. He’s only 20lbs or so bigger than me at 6’1, but damn it if he doesn’t look 45 lbs bigger. Must. Eat. More.

Also, met Kalle after the meet. Mispronounced his name, felt like a total asshat. Nice guy, and really humble about the contest and everything. In fact, everybody was super cool that I spoke with. Kind of “met” families of competitors and so forth when I was cheering alongside them, and each competitor I spoke to after events for whatever reason was really chill and interesting to speak to. I’ve got a lot to learn in this sport, and it’s really motivating when the biggest and strongest guys are as nice as they are.

Only thing that took away from this meet as a spectator was whoever they had announcing alongside Kaz. Kaz had some interesting stuff to say, but this other guy, I think his name was Mike, was just an arrogant asshole. I honestly don’t care who you are/were, but you’re an announcer now, so you need to calm the fuck down.

Anyways, I’ll be back in the gym Monday for some Airdyne sprints and prowler pushing. Need to make sure to stick to the plan I laid out, and quit fucking around. Crunch time for the meet in December is coming.

PEACE.[/quote]

Nice meeting you man, thanks for the good words. I felt humbled lol 10% or less pronounce my name right, its all good. I get taken back when people do get it right haha.

Yeah nats is a trip. Its odd being about the smallest guy there… Kaz is great, try drinking with everyone after the show hear some good stories lol.

Mike rubs some people the wrong way for sure. Your not the first to get that impression but he is a nice guy and was a LW pro and a elite total powerlifter in his own right with an 800lb deadlift in the 242s so he is for real.
[/quote]

Kalle, I’m glad to hear he’s a nice guy. First impression stick pretty hard with me, and the first one I got of Mike was him yelling about some people being too close to him. They were walking past his tent. He looked like a strong bastard, and I have no doubt announcing can be a pain in the ass, but little stuff like that irks me.

I believe you though.

In other news, I’m wiped out today. Not sure why. Going to skip conditioning and stick to eating today. Also, I have to take my 8th grade sister to/watch her basketball game tonight. My g/f is going with me, which should prove interesting, since she played D1 basketball in college. I’m looking forward to seeing how this turns out.

PEACE.

11/12/11

Puttin’ In Work

Box Jumps

Up to 48" for 2. Felt slowish today.

Axle C&P (clean first rep)

Axle x5
115x3
155x3
205x3
225x3 <—PR!
245x0 <— clean was easy, need to work on dipping under the press and I got this.
225x2

Atlas Stones, to 48" platform

200x5 for warmup
270x3
300x1 <— PR!

335x2x0 <— couldn’t budge it on first try. Got 2nd attempt lapped but that was it

Some Pullups, more box jumps, and messed around attempting a muscle up for a bit.

Going to do some mobility stuff today and tomorrow, and then get back after the conditioning on Monday again.

Till then folks.

PEACE.

11/14/11

Still Puttin’ In Work

Long damn day at the clinic. 10 patients and 3 of those were re-evals. Went into the gym just to do conditioning work, but the crew was there, so I went ahead and trained.

Warmup

SSB Free Squat

Bar x10
155x5
205x3
255x3
295x3 <–Good solid effort, but didn’t want to go to crazy today. Felt good calling it here.

Strict Press

Bar x10
95x5
115x5
135x5
155x5 (push pressed the last two reps, so I need to work on this)
135x2x5 ← just wanted to get some volume in today, nothing too heavy

Towel Grip Pulldowns SS w/ GHR with back of it elevated

3:8/8 (100,120,140, all GHR was BW)

Fat Gripz Alternating Curls

45x3x5

Airdyne Challenge (supposed to be 30s on >100 rpm, 30s off, for 5 rounds)

Did 4 rounds

20s on >90
40s off

Will build up on this, but it was a great conditioning tool to end the workout. Took 4 minutes.

DONE.

Actually a decent session today. I’m feeling a bit worn down, so instead of going wacky with the conditioning tomorrow, I’ll probably stick to doing some dynamic work stuff like box jumps and med ball throws, along with some mobility work and stretching. Depending on how sore my quads are tomorrow, I may give the full Airdyne challenge a shot. I need to keep in this little conditioning gem PWO. It’ll be a great way to keep my heart pumping and still fire up my appetite.

Perhaps Prowlin’ tomorrow. Will report back.

PEACE.

11/17/11

After a Quickie, Pullin’ Heavy is No Bueno

The g/f came by for a, ahem visit before she left town for the night. Needless to say, I obliged. Training suffered slightly, but it’s worth it.

Dead Squat Box Jump (pause in hole before jumping)

Up to 44 inches

Then jumped to 50 with a one step lead in. Easy.

Deadlift

135x5
225x5
275x3
315x3
365x3
405x1 <–body just quit. meh. start rack pulling for contest on Saturday.

CGBP +88 lbs of chain

Bar x10
135x3
185x3
205x2
135x13

Deficit Dead, Index on Rings, off 3 mats

135x5
185x3
225x2x3

Seated Rows

100x10
120x8
140x8
160x8

Crucifix Hold Training

All sorts of stuff. Don’t feel like typing it out.

Ring Dips

3x3 ← wow these are tough

Ring Inverted Rows

3x8

Standing Abs

3x10

Airdyne Challenge

3 rounds

30s at >100rpm
60s rest
DIE.
DONE.

Decent sesh today. I’m worn out from the week and stuff too so I’m not worried about not having a stellar deadlift. I’m definitely starting the rack pulls from 18" come saturday though. Got to get used to having heavier weight in my hands. It could get interesting.

Till then folks.

PEACE.

11/19/11

PR’s Abound, and an Interesting Surprise

Great session today. Here’s what went down.

Warmup, Row 1000m, Foam Roll, Dynamic Stuff

Box Jumps

3x2x50"

Axle Clean and Press

Axle x5
115x5
135x5
155x3
175x3
205x2
225x1
245x1 ← FUCK YEAH PR!

Farmer’s Walks

200x40’
250x40’ <—PR!

Farmer’s Static Hold

250x24 seconds <–must improve this! But since first time, PR!

Deadlift from 18"

225x2
315x1
365x1
405x1
455xfail <–mcshitform
425x1 <— PR! (I think)

DONE.

Had to go into work today following this session, so I didn’t get to get in any conditioning or accessory work. I’m supposed to be helping my dad do some shooting coaching for some girls on my sister’s basketball team tomorrow, so I may try some dunks and stuff for conditioning/jumping work.

Also, great news today. We had the pleasure of meeting a strong dude by the name of Sam Byrd. Super intense looking, and wide as a house. Apparently, he digs the gym setup and said he’s going to move his stuff in and start training with us at Faction, on Saturdays to start, and perhaps more as time goes on. I sincerely hope this follows through, as it can only help having somebody that fucking strong around to help coach and stuff. And it will stuff the ego of our big guy, because I’m pretty damn sure Sam squats more than he does, at about 70 pounds lighter.

Will keep everyone posted.

PEACE.

11/21/11

Pressing and Assistance

Just puttin’ in work today in preparation for the massive eat-a-thon to come this week. Didn’t go too heavy on my presses because my shoulders are still a little tired from Saturday.

Warmup/Broad Jumps/Misc

Axle C&P (Clean once)

Axle x2x8
115x5
155x3
175x1
205x2x5 <–form was solid and felt strong. Jerk technique is getting better.

CGBP

Bar x10
135x8
185x8
205x8 <— really felt this in the tri’s. nice.

Ring Pull-ups

3x6

DB Thick Handle Rows

70x8
120x3,3

Crucifix Holds

25x 18s, 20s

DONE.

Time to shower up and chow down on some homemade carnitas. Got to gain some damn weight!

Back in the gym tomorrow for lower body and assistance.

PEACE.

11/22/11

Lower and Assistance

Warmup, Hurdle Hops, etc

SSB Wide Stance Squat, Low Box

Bar x10
115x5
155x5
195x5
245x3
295x1
315x1 <— PR!

Deadlift, from 18"

225x2
315x2
425x2 <–PR, done here.

GHR/Standing Ab Pulldowns

3: 6/8

DONE.

Very pleased with today’s squat. Wide stance is certainly weak for me, so I’m pretty stoked to see this kind of improvement. I notice my hips feel a lot stronger when I incorporate these really wide low box squats, so I may keep these in for a while just to see where they take me.

Going to take the next three days off to sleep, eat, and drink, and come back Saturday ready to set a squat PR and see where I stand. And hopefully learn a few tips from Sam.

Until then folks.

PEACE.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

A day to be thankful

Every day is a day to be thankful. Lifeâ??s abundance has no limit, and gratitude is what keeps that abundance flowing.

In every circumstance there is something for which to be thankful. Even when there seems to be nothing else, there is hope.

Being truly thankful makes you infinitely more resourceful. By sincerely appreciating what you have, you find new and valuable ways to make use of it.

Gratitude makes you more generous and creative. By focusing on how fortunate you are, youâ??re able to give the best you can give.

When you are happy, be thankful and your happiness is greatly multiplied. When you are feeling down, be thankful and youâ??ll soon be feeling much better.

Whatever may come, see it as an opportunity to be sincerely thankful. And let lifeâ??s abundance flow more and more freely into all your world.

â?? Ralph Marston

Read more: The Daily Motivator - Prioritize your possibilities

Happy Thanksgiving to all those reading here on T-Nation. I’m blessed to be able to even post on a website, much less one that is as excellent and has the community that this one does. I’m glad I’m able to motivate some folks with my musings and my passion for training, and I hope anyone who reads my drivel here can take away something that can help them on their day: be it a laugh, a smile, or some idea to tweak their own training.

I’m lucky to be able to spend this day with my family, girlfriend, and all those I love, without fear of attack or danger (other than food coma). I’m thankful for all those who have given their lives in service of this country, and who allow me to enjoy the freedoms that I do.

I’m thankful for my parents, who brought me up in such a way that I learned to respect everyone, regardless of color, creed, or stature in life. I wouldn’t be the man I am today without their guidance.

I’m thankful to have made it another year in this world. It’s amazing how much difference a year makes. This time last year, I was drinking a lot, just ended a dead-end 4 year relationship, and my training sucked ass. Now I’m more driven than I’ve ever been, close to finishing my DPT, and in love with a woman who will one day be my wife. I can’t believe how lucky I am sometimes.

Train hard this weekend folks. Enjoy what you have and the gifts you’ve been given.

I’ll be back Saturday.

PEACE.

11/26/11

PR’s with the Broheim

Great session today, and my brother came in to train with me, so it was cool training with him today. He managed 4 separate PRs, so it was awesome.

Buffalo Bar, Low Box Squat

Bar x8
145x5
195x3
235x3
285x2
325x1
375x1
415x1 <— huge PR!

Push Press

95x5
115x5
135x5
185x3
215x3
235x1
255x1 <— 30LB PR!

Atlas Stones, over 48" bar (Volume day, motherfuck)

270x4x5

DONE.

Then I spent a little time checking on our lifters and helping correct some muscle tightness and imbalances. Should be interesting to see how it plays out, and I hope it helps them.

Time to finish chowing down on some Chipotle, and watch football/play League of Legends with my brother.

PEACE.

11/29/11

Wee Bit O’ Volume

Feeling run down still. I think I’m on the verge of sickness. Got my order of Elitepro minerals finally so I can start sleeping like a baby again.

Warmup, stuff

Axle C&P (Clean first rep)

Axle x5
115x5
135x5
155x5
175x5
195x5
215x3 ← lost groove, lost the set

Front Squat

Bar x10
135x5
185x3
225x3
275x3 ← PR, perhaps?

DB Row with Fat Handle

70x8
90x8
110x8

Reverse Hyper SS W/ Curls

3x8/8

DONE.

Will be getting in some walking tomorrow for conditioning/decongesting, and then back in the gym late Thursday for an abbreviated workout. I have to go watch my baby sister play basketball right after I get off work. Family first.

PEACE.

Catch Up

12/1/11

Log Press (use small plates, clean from floor)

Worked up to 195x2 beltless, felt unstable on second one, so stopped there

CGBP

Worked up to 245x3

Ring Pullups

3x max reps (too crappy to list here)

Sled Pushes

380# x6x80’

GHR/Hammer Curls

4 sets

DONE.

12/3/11

Axle Press (clean from high box)

Up to 225x6 ← good for 7 or 8 come meet day

Axle Clean from Floor

225x3 easy

Farmer’s Holds for Time

230x47 seconds <–need to improve this

Crucifix Hold, with buckets

35x19 seconds <—rough!!

Deadlift from Blocks

Up to 405x1 ← super fast
495x0 fail
495x0

Stones over 48" bar

Warmup then
260x7 in 60 seconds

DONE.

I need to incorporate more hip work into my programming. I think my hip extension has gotten weaker, even though my knee flexion is pretty solid. I’m thinking more good mornings and the like. We’ll see how it goes.

See everyone Tuesday! Got to go cook breakfast for myself and the lady.

PEACE.

12/8/11

Catchin’ Up

Tuesday wasn’t much to write home about. Front Squatted 315x1 for a full depth (ATG) single which was nice. Then worked up to 215x5 on the push press and called it quits. Felt like shit and didn’t want to push it this close to a meet.

Here’s Thursdays Work:

Warmup

Standing Start Hurdle Hops

Up to 4th hole (~42 in?)

Reverse Hyper

50x2x15

DL from Floor

135x5
225x3
315x3
345x3x3 <–felt a little heavy, but was good work.

CGBP

Bar x lots
135x5
185x5
215x5
225x5
245x5 <— PR, I think

GHR

3x6

Thick DB Handle Rows

3x8

GHR Abs

3x8

Sled Pushes

6 x 40’

DONE.

Put in some good work today. I’m nearly positive that is the most reps I’ve put up with a close grip ever. I’m not exactly sure if it was 245 or 255, so I’m going to shortchange myself and overcome it. Tomorrow is my final day of this rotation, and I’m super stoked to be able to finally get some sleep in. Fuck waking up at 5 am to go to work. I hate that.

Anyways, back in Saturday for my last events day before the meet.

Till then!

PEACE.

For anyone that’s checked in here, sorry I haven’t been posting.

I’m doing the Hope for Holidays on Saturday, so I’ve been stretching, foam rolling and just doing mobility in general and trying to get my mind right for the comp. It should be a great contest, and its for a good cause so I’m excited to take part.

I’ll post back with my results as soon as I hear.

PEACE.

12/23/11

Happy Holidays for anyone who still checks this.

I’ve been taking a much needed break after this last contest. This is the first deload I’ve had since the comp in September, and I think I needed it. I’m just now getting amped up to get back in the gym, so I’ll hit some events tomorrow morning before all the Christmas festivities. As for the Hope for Holidays V, it was a great show. Incredible energy, and I came in 5th/9 in the 231 open class. Not too bad for my second show, my first open, and in a weight class I’ve still got 12-15 lbs to gain in order to fill out. Here’s how it broke down:

  1. Axle Clean and Press, 225 lbs, Clean once from ground, press out.

I was so fired up on adrenaline when I walked up to the bar, that I could have power cleaned the damn thing… Continental clean was almost unnecessary but I did it anyway. Clean went up easy, and I busted out 5 reps. Got out of the groove on 6th, and again on the retry. Should have had seven reps, but only managed 5. This made a difference in my overall points, but is a massive improvement from 225x1 log in September. 9/9 here.

  1. Farmers Hold for Time, 230lbs each hand until you break.

As I was in last coming into this one, I said “fuck it, I’m going to go until I self destruct”… I put on LMFAO’s Party Rock and went to work. Had the spotter calling out every 10 seconds. I got some pity claps when I picked up the weight, but that only fueled the fire. 10, 20, 30… All of a sudden people started paying attention.

40… People start cheering, Willie makes comments about me being there all day, I’m staying in the pain cave. 50… People are going nuts, I’m shaking like hell. 60… 61… could have held ten more seconds probably, but pain shot up my left ulnar nerve from the wrist and I buckled. May have partially dislocated a finger on the R hand, but I popped it back in. 61 seconds and change. 1/9 here.

  1. Crucifix Hold for Time, 35 lbs, Arms fully extended to side until you break.

Pretty psyched coming into this one. Chance to make up some ground. Got some tips on regripping the bucket and went for it. Wasn’t expecting greatness here, as I’d only gone about 20 seconds in training. Ended up fighting it out for 43.7 seconds, forcing the last two guys to go 45 and 48 to beat me. 3/9.

  1. Deadlift from 18" blocks, 3 attempts, at least 50# jumps, if you fail you’re done

I knew I wasn’t going to do well here, as I’m a relatively new lifter still and I’ve got work to do. 400 went up so fast. 450 flew up which was awesome since it was a grinder in training. figured I had 500, so I went big and went for 550 for my last attempt. Pulled for about 10 seconds and it barely budged. Oh well, I know I could have gotten 500, which would have been a PR. 9/9 here. **Somebody almost got 950. Was sick to watch.

  1. Atlas Stones for reps over 48" bar

I could tell by the points that I wasn’t going to go and win with this event. However, if people were going to beat me, they were going to have to work their ass off for it. My strength was great as I only got this weight stone for 4 at the September comp, but my motor was weak… I got 5 reps in about 35 seconds, then could only get 2 reps in the time remaining. Wish I’d gotten 9, but I managed 7. Good enough for 4/9 this event.

Overall: I was 5/9 by the end, and 5 points behind 4th place. The two reps on axle and weak deadlift hurt me, but its a strength issue there, which is easy to remedy. The lack of conditioning was certainly frustrating though. I’ve retooled my training to work in more conditioning work so that this never happens again. Also going to work on some more volume stuff to try and get my deadlift up. I’m going get freaky with the training since I’m only lifting 3 days a week now, and we’ll see where I end up.

Next show will likely be Beasts of the Bluegrass in Kentucky sometime in May, as long as it doesn’t interfere with graduation. I’d do a show before then, but I’ve got to study my ass off and take boards in March.

Anyways, off to eat breakfast and head to work. Thanks for reading!

PEACE.

Nicely done! yeah just keep getting that strength up man!

Happy Holidays make good use of the Christmas cookies

[quote]Kalle wrote:
Nicely done! yeah just keep getting that strength up man!

Happy Holidays make good use of the Christmas cookies[/quote]

Thanks Kalle! I plan to add at least 8 lbs to my frame with Christmas goodies. I’m pumped. Cookie bloat here I come!

Today’s training went pretty well. Great way to get back in the gym and get fired up again. Here’s how it broke down:

Extensive Warmup, no jumps today

Free Squat, ATG instead of just below parallel like usual

135x2x5
225x5
275x3
315x3
335x2
365x2 <— pretty easy, and went up quick. Figured this depth will help stones

Yoke Run/Prowler Push

380 on the Yoke x160’
6 plates on the Prowler x160’

3 rounds. Then diediediedie.

Grip Training

Hang from pullup bar +53lb kettlebell.

60 seconds. Cake.

DONE.

Going to get my eat on and drink my face off and enjoy this holiday. I love Christmas, and it’s kicking ass so far. Amongst other awesome presents, my lady got me one of those little nerf basketball goals. I fucking love that thing, and I’ve been shooting on it non-stop and completely destroying any productivity. So much win.

Merry Christmas all.

PEACE.

12/27/11

Workin’ for a Livin’

Decent day today. My log press sucks again, so hopefully practicing it more frequently will help.

Warmup/Med ball Slams/Weak Box Jumps

Log Press

Log x lots
135x5
155x5
185x5 ← no wraps, no belt… felt kind of unstable, need to figure out why and what to fix… tips? anyone?

Front Squat

Bar x a lot
135x5
185x5
225x5
255x5 <–felt tough, but a good work set. Stopped here for benchmark.

Towel Grip Pulldowns

100x8
120x8
140x8

GHR - 30 reps, AFSAP

3x10 ← rape. also causes hamstring cramps during marathon sex. not cool.

Hammer Curls (all easy, need to find a tough curl exercise that has carry over)

25x8
45x8
30x8 (palms up)

Standing Pulldown Abs

3x10

DONE.

I may have forgotten an exercise, but I think this covers it for today. Put in good work, and then got my cardio in tonight with the lady, so I don’t feel bad about missing the prowler sprints. Going to get in a mile run in the morning, because I read an article by Selkow that made me feel like a wimp for not knowing if I can run a mile (and calling myself an athlete)…
After that, I’ll be back in on Thursday to get in some more rep work and accessory stuff and my close grip benching.

Until then…

PEACE.

Your username reminded me of this. Good stuff man.