Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

I’m a Marine officer, and I’m awful smug when it comes to interservice rivalry… but this one is hard to beat. Godspeed, and Semper Fi / Hooah!

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

and she looks great in a bikini.

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…and you would know this how?

And, fuck you and good luck.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
HoratioSandoval wrote:
OK, so while this is an awesome opportunity, I’m going to give another take on the situation.

You need to go totally Black Ops on this starting NOW. I assume you do this naturally with random hookups, but you need to take it to a new level because she has a decent amount of personal info on you. I don’t know what you have on your FB page, but make sure to limit what she can see.

This is what we know about her: late 30’s (biological-clock time bomb), ~recently ended a 8.5+ year marriage, randomly looking up former students that she thought were cute (wtf?), has moved from teaching pre-pubescents to post-pubescents.

So, good luck and Godspeed, but watch out for a stage 5 clinger.

come on man, you don’t give me enough credit.

already had that shit limited from the get go. when she was like ‘hey why can’t i see a lot of your stuff’ i did the whole ‘oh well as an army officer i really have to limit the amount of exposure i put on social networking sites yadda yadda yadda’

“HAHAHA whew! at least now i know if there are going to be crazy pictures i won’t be tagged in them so my students can see”

boo-ya[/quote]

T-Man of the Year 2009: Holy Mac

Mac can we become real life friends?

MILF it baby MILF it!

[quote]YellerMax wrote:
I’m a Marine officer, and I’m awful smug when it comes to interservice rivalry… but this one is hard to beat. Godspeed, and Semper Fi / Hooah![/quote]

How fucking awesome is this shit that a lurker with two posts logs in to comment.

Fucking amazing.

This is just awesome. You’re living the dream Mac. She seemed to make a big deal about being able to squat. Let us know if she likes being on top…

This thread is win.

Fuck her for T-Nation dude…fuck her…for T-Nation.

I’m gettin a little teary eyed.

Godamnit. Damn you. Ugh, you win at life

Please keep us updated.

And if you do have a pic of her in a bikini, post it now!!!

This is epic win.

Nothing really to add here Mac. Give that teacher a big pile of intercourse. HARD.

Holy fuck.

That is awesome… Good job!!

[quote]giterdone wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:

and she looks great in a bikini.

…and you would know this how?

And, fuck you and good luck.[/quote]

we’re facebook friends now, lol. i can see all her pictures.

lol.

really appriciate the support guys. i’ll make sure to keep you updated

give her one for T-Nation.

Anyone think this teacher may be on T-Nation. She squats that’s just rare.

oh and fuck you/you have my vote for t-man 09

Dude, be careful on how you are handling the situation. She knows you are an officer and if things go south and she happens to come across this site or things you have wrote, she can tear your world down. “Conduct Unbecoming…”

O.K. now that we got the mentoring out of the way, Way to F’n go setting yourself with hot azz chick who happens to have been your grade school teacher! I am envious and I give you my “Internet Hate”. Good luck my man and happy pimpin!

I don’t want to jinx things, but what if this girl (who squats AND is eager to talk about it) is lurking right now?

If you’re out there, I hope you’ve got pics too Mrs. 6th grade teacher!

P.S., I’m rooting for you HMac.

This is hawt.

Screen door. Hurricane.

Need I say more?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
HoratioSandoval wrote:
OK, so while this is an awesome opportunity, I’m going to give another take on the situation.

You need to go totally Black Ops on this starting NOW. I assume you do this naturally with random hookups, but you need to take it to a new level because she has a decent amount of personal info on you. I don’t know what you have on your FB page, but make sure to limit what she can see.

This is what we know about her: late 30’s (biological-clock time bomb), ~recently ended a 8.5+ year marriage, randomly looking up former students that she thought were cute (wtf?), has moved from teaching pre-pubescents to post-pubescents.

So, good luck and Godspeed, but watch out for a stage 5 clinger.

come on man, you don’t give me enough credit.

already had that shit limited from the get go. when she was like ‘hey why can’t i see a lot of your stuff’ i did the whole ‘oh well as an army officer i really have to limit the amount of exposure i put on social networking sites yadda yadda yadda’

“HAHAHA whew! at least now i know if there are going to be crazy pictures i won’t be tagged in them so my students can see”

boo-ya

T-Man of the Year 2009: Holy Mac[/quote]

Motion seconded!