Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

This chick is going to suck the fart out of your ass, better bring some SWOF to break her off proper.

be sure and have this song in your tape deck!!

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol, i don’t even know what to suggest we do

aside from hitting her and PIIHB[/quote]

Tap that.

Now.

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:

fuck yeah

Man that is fuckin sweet!!! and people must give props to her also, what a super girl! Great attitude :slight_smile:

THIS IS SO EPIC. I LOVE YOU MAC (NO HOMO)

Hells 2 the YA

If there was ever a good reason to burn up some leave, this it it.

I fucking HATE YOU, Holy Mac. I HATE YOU. I took the time out of my day to look up my T-Nation password, log in, just so I could say I HATE YOU.

And is there any doubt you are gonna get pussy out of this? She said it’d be “wild” to see you. Dear God, some guys get all the fucking breaks.

Don’t post face pics until you fuck her. Don’t wanna jinx it.

Fuck you

I for one wish you luck (like Push), and I hope your conquests go as planned.

I have looked up some of my teachers, and since there is only two dozen of them that wouldn’t be fired for going out with me the pickings are small. The three women that are cute enough to be worth taking on a date are either married, and the other one I’m a few shades too light of her standard of pickings.

When is this going down, this weekend?
I couldnt read the Facebook messages

OK, so while this is an awesome opportunity, I’m going to give another take on the situation.

You need to go totally Black Ops on this starting NOW. I assume you do this naturally with random hookups, but you need to take it to a new level because she has a decent amount of personal info on you. I don’t know what you have on your FB page, but make sure to limit what she can see.

This is what we know about her: late 30’s (biological-clock time bomb), ~recently ended a 8.5+ year marriage, randomly looking up former students that she thought were cute (wtf?), has moved from teaching pre-pubescents to post-pubescents.

So, good luck and Godspeed, but watch out for a stage 5 clinger.

[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
OK, so while this is an awesome opportunity, I’m going to give another take on the situation.

You need to go totally Black Ops on this starting NOW. I assume you do this naturally with random hookups, but you need to take it to a new level because she has a decent amount of personal info on you. I don’t know what you have on your FB page, but make sure to limit what she can see.

This is what we know about her: late 30’s (biological-clock time bomb), ~recently ended a 8.5+ year marriage, randomly looking up former students that she thought were cute (wtf?), has moved from teaching pre-pubescents to post-pubescents.

So, good luck and Godspeed, but watch out for a stage 5 clinger.

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come on man, you don’t give me enough credit.

already had that shit limited from the get go. when she was like ‘hey why can’t i see a lot of your stuff’ i did the whole ‘oh well as an army officer i really have to limit the amount of exposure i put on social networking sites yadda yadda yadda’

“HAHAHA whew! at least now i know if there are going to be crazy pictures i won’t be tagged in them so my students can see”

boo-ya

Do they still do those “Real Men of Genius” spots for Bud Light ? Because you sir, have earned one.

Fuck yea!!!

You sir, are my hero!