[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]wigsa wrote:
What age are people in 6th grade?I don’t have a clue like.[/quote]
12, unless they’re stupid.[/quote]
Holymac was probably about 14.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
guys it took a long time to get to fla. i’ve been busy.
anyways…i banged her. twice.
will get proof up asap. just wanted to let you guys know.[/quote]
Fucking win sir. God bless.
BC
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Soooooooooooo… We know that the two of you made love a couple of times, but, what else did you do on your date?
Did you take her somewhere that was nice and romantic? Someplace where you two could get to know each other a little bit and reminice about how how you, a young HolyMac, was such a naughty little scamp and was as cute as a button? How she collected pictures of you throughout the years and you were affectionately called, “Student Conquest/BigMacAttack”?
Did you talk about each others hopes, dreams, and aspirations? (Besides fucking her, of course)
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we pretty much just banged a bunch.
It’s fair to say HM, your pretty much one of very few who can wear the t-shirt in your avatar without even being cocky, it’s simply the obvious truth. Great to come back to this thread after not reading the forums for awhile, all is good in the world.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Soooooooooooo… We know that the two of you made love a couple of times, but, what else did you do on your date?
Did you take her somewhere that was nice and romantic? Someplace where you two could get to know each other a little bit and reminice about how how you, a young HolyMac, was such a naughty little scamp and was as cute as a button? How she collected pictures of you throughout the years and you were affectionately called, “Student Conquest/BigMacAttack”?
Did you talk about each others hopes, dreams, and aspirations? (Besides fucking her, of course)
[/quote]
we pretty much just banged a bunch.
[/quote]
That’s what I meant.
Boricuas are nice Holymac, that’s good news.
Well, I haven’t been on in a hella long time due to other obligations, but I decided to take this thread a read. Good God, man, I’ve never heard of anything more epic than this in my life.
Reading this thread, I laughed, was on the edge of my seat in anticipation, cried, felt deep anger and betrayal, and even felt revived in the end when everything turned out fucking awesome. The greatest thing about this was that I had no idea that this was going to turn out so well after having HM get backstabbed by some superdouche. This was, by far, better than any movie I’ve ever seen.
And when I heard the bad news that some douche performed the ultimate cock-block on you, I even imagined that music that plays during romantic comedy movies when relationships turn for the worse and things between the guy and girl are kinda in a melancholy, depressed drifting period and they don’t really know what to do, how to patch things or even if they should. Then, when things smoothed over, the happy music started playing again. What an epic tale.
Just the sheer excitement in reading that you closed the deal was overwhelming, and, having read this infinitely epic tale of a thread, having gone through the emotional roller coaster that this thread provided, and knowing that you prevailed in the end and actually had sex with your 6th grade teacher despite the fraudulent efforts of some dick, I felt like I’ve had sex with your 6th grade teacher as well. I think we can all say that we feel like we had sex with your 6th grade teacher.
I hope to hear of repeats and threepeats, etc., with this teacher so that I may continue to vicariously live through you. I salute you, HM. You should receive a purple heart for this.
[quote]guitarlifter wrote:
Well, I haven’t been on in a hella long time due to other obligations, but I decided to take this thread a read. Good God, man, I’ve never heard of anything more epic than this in my life.
Reading this thread, I laughed, was on the edge of my seat in anticipation, cried, felt deep anger and betrayal, and even felt revived in the end when everything turned out fucking awesome. The greatest thing about this was that I had no idea that this was going to turn out so well after having HM get backstabbed by some superdouche. This was, by far, better than any movie I’ve ever seen.
And when I heard the bad news that some douche performed the ultimate cock-block on you, I even imagined that music that plays during romantic comedy movies when relationships turn for the worse and things between the guy and girl are kinda in a melancholy, depressed drifting period and they don’t really know what to do, how to patch things or even if they should. Then, when things smoothed over, the happy music started playing again. What an epic tale.
Just the sheer excitement in reading that you closed the deal was overwhelming, and, having read this infinitely epic tale of a thread, having gone through the emotional roller coaster that this thread provided, and knowing that you prevailed in the end and actually had sex with your 6th grade teacher despite the fraudulent efforts of some dick, I felt like I’ve had sex with your 6th grade teacher as well. I think we can all say that we feel like we had sex with your 6th grade teacher.
I hope to hear of repeats and threepeats, etc., with this teacher so that I may continue to vicariously live through you. I salute you, HM. You should receive a purple heart for this.[/quote]
I think someone might need to calm down a little bit… Although i do agree this was epic
[quote]parsley wrote:
[quote]guitarlifter wrote:
Well, I haven’t been on in a hella long time due to other obligations, but I decided to take this thread a read. Good God, man, I’ve never heard of anything more epic than this in my life.
Reading this thread, I laughed, was on the edge of my seat in anticipation, cried, felt deep anger and betrayal, and even felt revived in the end when everything turned out fucking awesome. The greatest thing about this was that I had no idea that this was going to turn out so well after having HM get backstabbed by some superdouche. This was, by far, better than any movie I’ve ever seen.
And when I heard the bad news that some douche performed the ultimate cock-block on you, I even imagined that music that plays during romantic comedy movies when relationships turn for the worse and things between the guy and girl are kinda in a melancholy, depressed drifting period and they don’t really know what to do, how to patch things or even if they should. Then, when things smoothed over, the happy music started playing again. What an epic tale.
Just the sheer excitement in reading that you closed the deal was overwhelming, and, having read this infinitely epic tale of a thread, having gone through the emotional roller coaster that this thread provided, and knowing that you prevailed in the end and actually had sex with your 6th grade teacher despite the fraudulent efforts of some dick, I felt like I’ve had sex with your 6th grade teacher as well. I think we can all say that we feel like we had sex with your 6th grade teacher.
I hope to hear of repeats and threepeats, etc., with this teacher so that I may continue to vicariously live through you. I salute you, HM. You should receive a purple heart for this.[/quote]
I think someone might need to calm down a little bit… Although i do agree this was epic[/quote]
I was hamming it up a bit, I’ll admit. 
[quote]guitarlifter wrote:
I salute you, HM. You should receive a purple heart for this.[/quote]
Hey there. I already gave him the Nobel Prize for Epic Threads.
Bump for epicness.
[quote]AHA wrote:
Bravo! You’re pretty much the posterboy for irrational self-confidence against all odds. And that’s a compliment btw.[/quote]
i totally agree. we salute you; you lived the dream.
Suspense, betrayal, AND achieving what most men only dream of. How could this be more epic?
HolyMac wins at life, this thread wins at the internets.
A note to those like myself who missed this party–
Do yourself a favor and start reading from page one.
Can we get some posts of her in sexy poses and different states of undress?
[quote]sen say wrote:
May we have some posts of her in sexy poses and different states of undress?[/quote]
Pretend I’m a sexy puerto rican 6th grade teacher who just “fixed” you.
Sorry, I had to do it.
Also, X2
HM, how did you work in the Anaconda Protocal for all of this? Do you think you could have got the same results just using chocolate milke and a banana?
Congrats Sir, You are truly an inspiration to us all.
You should definitely do a T-Nation article on how to be awesome.
HM you are my fuckin hero! lol. This thread is filled with EPIC WIN! I’m really looking forward to your antics in 2010 lol. Cheers HM! Keep up the heroic work that the rest of us dream of being able to do
What happened to pics or it didn’t happen? I can get anyone to send me an email with whatever I wanted it to say, block out their name and pass it off as the teacher. You guys will believe anything.
Ehhh come on, don’t be that guy to try and ruin their fun.