[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
While the picture of the facebook correspondence IS in keeping with the “pics or it didn’t happen” tradition, I feel somewhat cheated. lol [/quote]
hahaha.
i really couldn’t think of another way to prove it was my teacher i was talking about and prove we had sex.
i could of thrown up a random picture but that wouldn’t of proved sex or that she was who i claimed her to be.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
thanks for the support.[/quote]
Fuck, you comment on ONE of waylanders’ statuses and all of your FB updates are “so and so commented on a huge gorks status”
And the emails… don’t even get me started.[/quote]
I get hundreds of emails a day from us dudes clowning on facebook, you haven’t even had it bad lol, 13000 emails in 3 months…I need to figure out how to shut down facebook email. [/quote]
I feel sorry for you poor bastards. It must of been painful opening your inbox after one of those 500 comment videos. All my e-mails go to some old account I don’t use anymore, got thousands I’m sure.
yeah I’m a lurker
but I thought I’d come out of the shadows to share this incredibly relevant quote
General Pepper: Star Fox, we are in your debt. I would be honoured to have you as part of the Cornerian…
Fox McCloud: Oh no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way.
[Fox’s headset beeps]
R.O.B. 64: [on earphone] Great Fox is ready to go.
Fox McCloud: [to General Pepper] It’s time for us to go now.
This is all just drawing attention away from the biggest bail-out in the history of the MMF-concept (which has been around for a long time): The lunk alarm set-off.
No credit should be given before a video of a lunk-alarm set off by HM is posted. After that the epicness of this can be applauded.
Great Job. Now what’s up w/some details? Did she salute your privates? Did you give her a Rear Admiral? What kind of Panties did she wear or did she go commando? Come on dude give us a sit rep.
Note to self: You have been playing WAAAAAY to much Call of Duty. Military puns will end now.
So I’ve been avoiding this thread since October (huge mistake). After HM got nominated for poster of the year and this thread got a bunch of gushing comments on that thread, I knew I had to read 31 pages tonight or life would not be worth living. Damn if I wasn’t right.
Forget Poster of the Year . . . . HolyMacaroni–you deserve THIS!
Soooooooooooo… We know that the two of you made love a couple of times, but, what else did you do on your date?
Did you take her somewhere that was nice and romantic? Someplace where you two could get to know each other a little bit and reminice about how how you, a young HolyMac, was such a naughty little scamp and was as cute as a button? How she collected pictures of you throughout the years and you were affectionately called, “Student Conquest/BigMacAttack”?
Did you talk about each others hopes, dreams, and aspirations? (Besides fucking her, of course)