Going on a Date with My 6th Grade Teacher

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
JPCleary wrote:
samdan wrote:
Devil’s Advocate here, but…

Probably doesn’t help that we turned a thread with an implied chance for HolyMac to get laid into a “Damn, this teacher is a skanky slut that wants to bang some younger meat that used to be in her class”.

That said, a little piece of me died when I heard about the backstab.

I don’t think anything we had to say helped…but who the fuck would have thought some bastard would send her the damn thread?!

Seriously…you know that little fuck is just laughing his ass off following this thread.

Yah I’m sure my comment about her probably liking it in the ass didn’t help :frowning:
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Well here’s how Mac opened up the thread…and therefore the first thing she read…

"lol, i don’t even know what to suggest we do

aside from hitting her and PIIHB"

You think she figured out what PIIHB stands for?

LOL…I think my wife is reading this thread right now…

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:

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[quote]JPCleary wrote:

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:
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“put it in her but”. Send me $2.50 of the $5!

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[quote]SWR wrote:
JPCleary wrote:

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:

“put it in her but”. Send me $2.50 of the $5![/quote]

I should’ve known one of you bastards would give her the answer!

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[quote]JPCleary wrote:
SWR wrote:
JPCleary wrote:

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:

“put it in her but”. Send me $2.50 of the $5!

I should’ve known one of you bastards would give her the answer![/quote]

I figured it was in line with how the thread was going. :wink:

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[quote]JPCleary wrote:
SWR wrote:
JPCleary wrote:

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:

“put it in her but”. Send me $2.50 of the $5!

I should’ve known one of you bastards would give her the answer![/quote]

I actually figured it out before SWR gave it away! So you still owe me $5 bucks!

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[quote]RLCleary wrote:
JPCleary wrote:
SWR wrote:
JPCleary wrote:

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Renee…I’ll give you five bucks if you can figure out what PIIHB means. :wink:

“put it in her but”. Send me $2.50 of the $5!

I should’ve known one of you bastards would give her the answer!

I actually figured it out before SWR gave it away! So you still owe me $5 bucks![/quote]

How about I give you 5 tongue lashings instead? :wink:

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I spelled “butt” wrong. :frowning:

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[quote]SWR wrote:
I spelled “butt” wrong. :([/quote]

Well you only asked for $2.50…I figured you were leaving it up to Renee to figure out the last letter for the additional $2.50.

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lucky for you she was an algebra, not english, teacher

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WTF… This is a dissapointment… Can you recover this? Who the hell would want to screw this up. We married guys are all living vicariously through you.

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I hope satan himself burns the flesh from this snitch’s miserable bones…ok, maybe thats too much.

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Fuck, I think EVERYONE is living vicariously through you. Best of luck with this… and do your hardest to find out who did it.

Whoever it is, T-Nation members in that area will descend upon that person like billions of swarming locusts.

Edit: … and wipe them out of existence.

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[quote]madquarker wrote:
Fuck, I think EVERYONE is living vicariously through you. Best of luck with this… and do your hardest to find out who did it.

Whoever it is, T-Nation members in that area will descend upon that person like billions of swarming locusts.

Edit: … and wipe them out of existence.[/quote]

Yes and we well beat the perpetrator in T-Nation style… pop that nigga with so many Double Bicep Poses his head explodes. kik

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[quote]optheta wrote:
madquarker wrote:
Fuck, I think EVERYONE is living vicariously through you. Best of luck with this… and do your hardest to find out who did it.

Whoever it is, T-Nation members in that area will descend upon that person like billions of swarming locusts.

Edit: … and wipe them out of existence.

Yes and we well beat the perpetrator in T-Nation style… pop that nigga with so many Double Bicep Poses his head explodes. kik
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That works, I suppose… can we just make them eat a crow bar instead? Then put them next to a super conducting magnet?

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As WIN filled as this thread has been, I am really kind of sorry you even told us about it, HM.

It made for good reading. It was fun and riotously funny. But now everything is all fucked up.

Yeah. Your still a god among men as far as I am concerned, lol for this and a bunch of other things too

And that’s the real reason this shit disturbing motherfucker did what he did. Godamn JEALOUSY!

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[quote]force of one wrote:
As WIN filled as this thread has been, I am really kind of sorry you even told us about it, HM.
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lol are you fucking serious?

you think YOU’RE sorry i told you about it?

hahha how do you think i feel?

shoulda kept my damn mouth shut… hahaha

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what exacly did she say?

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I came to the party late. Got really excited, and now am clinically depressed. Sorry for the luck HM. It’s a shame ppl can’t let legends be born because they aren’t a part of them. Good luck and hopefully she let’s it go.

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weak sauce

who the fuck would do that?

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[quote]madquarker wrote:
optheta wrote:
madquarker wrote:
Fuck, I think EVERYONE is living vicariously through you. Best of luck with this… and do your hardest to find out who did it.

Whoever it is, T-Nation members in that area will descend upon that person like billions of swarming locusts.

Edit: … and wipe them out of existence.

Yes and we well beat the perpetrator in T-Nation style… pop that nigga with so many Double Bicep Poses his head explodes. kik

That works, I suppose… can we just make them eat a crow bar instead? Then put them next to a super conducting magnet?[/quote]

No fun, you have to kill him in a bodybuilding fashion… I got it how about making him Bench 405 and subsequently it crushing his chest? Thats pretty good