The history teacher told her class,“I’m going to give anyone who answers a question a $5.00 bill as a Christmas present to spend on your upcoming vacations. I only have $20.00 so we’ll ask 4 questions.”
First question class. Who said, “we have nothing to fear but fear itself”. Sally jumps up and down,“I know, I know.” “Yes Sally? “Franklin Roosevelt!” Very good, here’s your $5.00.
“Next, who said, Four score and 7 years ago our …,yes Mary?” “Abe Lincoln!” “Yes, it was and you get $5.00”.
Ok Class, who said “I have not yet begun to fight?” “Yes, Imma?” “John Paul Jones!” That’s correct and here’s your $5.00. Only one more question left class.”
From the somewhere in the room comes a voice, “If those damn girls would shut up I’d have a chance”. The teacher says, “Who said that?!” From the back comes, “Tiger Woods, now gimme my $5.00.”
Look up glutton in ole Webster’s and my picture may be there. I’ve eaten to the point of hurting. Waddled into the gym last night and this morning.
Last night
Bench
Db
60,70,80,90x8
100,110,120x6
(yeah, I got the db hook thingys for christmas. Gonna take some getting use to. Have to squeeze my hands into them. There not really wide enough at the bottom)
Incline DB
60,70,80,90x8
standing cable flyes
40,45,50,55x10
cgb
225x12x4
Tri pushown
130,140,150,160 x max
This morning
hang cleans
135wu
185x6
225x4245x2,2,2,2,2
Standing btn press
45,95wu
135x8
155x6
175x4
195x2 (w/push)
Bent db raises
40x8x4
doble cable front raise
40x8x4
hammer curls
45x8x4
reverse curls (Ez bar)
75x10x4
Back to work tomorrow and I need to get out and walk this food off. Only thing I’ve had tonight is about 8 cups of juice. Got a fancy juicer as a present. So far done oranges, grapefruit, tomatoes, celery, carrots. Trying to come up with my own v8 tasting concoction.
