Girls Record Brutal Attack for YouTube

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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[quote]Varqanir wrote:
tGunslinger wrote:
apwsearch wrote:
tGunslinger wrote:

I’d bet a good chunk of change that you’re just a student who likes to pretend that he’s a high mucky-muck lawyer.

Knucklehead…

I think there are several of us who would pony up. No established attorney I know would make such a stupid statement.

In fact, I don’t know a single successful attorney that is not working 6 12 hour days and typically half days on Sunday. They would never spend time on a forum like this thumping their chest and behaving in the same manner as this yo-yo.

I loved the “libel” in quotes, just to make sure we noticed how he was using lawyer-like words.

Ask yourself how many high-powered corporate attorneys out there would actually describe themselves as “high-powered corporate attorneys.”
[/quote]

15 year old ones…

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Shakespeare had the right idea.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Shakespeare had the right idea.[/quote]

Seth Finkelstein has in interesting entry about that.

http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html

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[quote]orion wrote:

If you have a picture of a Porsche driving cocaine snorting, call girl booking Yuppie in mind, hold on to it.
[/quote]

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

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[quote]lixy wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
Shakespeare had the right idea.

Seth Finkelstein has in interesting entry about that.

http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html

[/quote]

That’s creepy. I read that article like five minutes before you posted that link.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:
orion wrote:

If you have a picture of a Porsche driving cocaine snorting, call girl booking Yuppie in mind, hold on to it.

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow![/quote]

That would be too much cocaine.

And narcissism.

And the ability to question oneself.

So, you only got two out of three,
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[quote]apwsearch wrote:
In fact, I don’t know a single successful attorney that is not working 6 12 hour days and typically half days on Sunday. They would never spend time on a forum like this thumping their chest and behaving in the same manner as this yo-yo.
[/quote]

Depends on the kind of law. I find his employment claim to be very credible.

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lixy: You can post a screen shot of the PM. Even better, a short webcam video of it. I don’t doubt you on this, but you did want a way to show that you were telling the truth.

Rob in WDC: You can do the same. Screenshot or video.

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Word around the watercooler is that they might get life in prison. Bullshit. Why should they get Life when the Jena 6 got a slap on the wrist?

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Life for assault?

-edit, saw a news report, treated as adults for kidnapping and battery.

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
lixy: You can post a screen shot of the PM. Even better, a short webcam video of it. I don’t doubt you on this, but you did want a way to show that you were telling the truth.

Rob in WDC: You can do the same. Screenshot or video. [/quote]

Good call. I suppose anyone can verify that the pics haven’t been tampered with.

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One more.

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[quote]will to power wrote:

And for the record, Rob sent me a PM calling me a “dumb nigger”.

So he’s stupid and racist, a winning combination.[/quote]

And now u can add lying scumbag as well.

Btw, u also have the worst avatar in T-Nation history.

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[quote]aussie486 wrote:
will to power wrote:

And for the record, Rob sent me a PM calling me a “dumb nigger”.

So he’s stupid and racist, a winning combination.

And now u can add lying scumbag as well.

Btw, u also have the worst avatar in T Nation history.

[/quote]

My PM’s don’t seem to be sending, just wanted to say no worries.

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[quote]Gkhan wrote:
Life for assault?[/quote]

They’re also being charged with kidnapping and false imprisonment. I don’t think anyone with a functioning brain thinks they’ll get the maximum sentence though.

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Guess its time for Rob to change his avatar and username again.

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[quote]Wimpy wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
Life for assault?

They’re also being charged with kidnapping and false imprisonment. I don’t think anyone with a functioning brain thinks they’ll get the maximum sentence though. [/quote]

Shouldn’t Al Sharpton be protesting the harsh charges? Doesn’t anyone care?

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[quote]pat wrote:
Wimpy wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
Life for assault?

They’re also being charged with kidnapping and false imprisonment. I don’t think anyone with a functioning brain thinks they’ll get the maximum sentence though.

Shouldn’t Al Sharpton be protesting the harsh charges? Doesn’t anyone care?[/quote]

I do care that they are charged for breaking which ever laws they indeed broke.

Like I said, I doubt that they’ll receive life in prison. Honestly I’ll be surprised if most of them receive more than probation. But I think they need (deserve) the specter of felonies on their adult record and life in prison hanging over their heads right now. Stupid children need to learn that there are consequences for their actions.

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[quote]Wimpy wrote:
pat wrote:
Wimpy wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
Life for assault?

They’re also being charged with kidnapping and false imprisonment. I don’t think anyone with a functioning brain thinks they’ll get the maximum sentence though.

Shouldn’t Al Sharpton be protesting the harsh charges? Doesn’t anyone care?

I do care that they are charged for breaking which ever laws they indeed broke.

Like I said, I doubt that they’ll receive life in prison. Honestly I’ll be surprised if most of them receive more than probation. But I think they need (deserve) the specter of felonies on their adult record and life in prison hanging over their heads right now. Stupid children need to learn that there are consequences for their actions. [/quote]

I was being facetious, I actually don’t care if they were to get life in prison. If they are like this now, it wouldn’t bother me that 8 fewer asshole adults are roaming free in the world. They can lock them up and swallow the key for what I care.

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[quote]pat wrote:
Shouldn’t Al Sharpton be protesting the harsh charges? [/quote]

Haha. Good one.