Girlfriend Issues

Stay in the relationship and get a second woman.

Make sure you flirt with her on the phone while your gf is around. Bring her around the house too and have fun. See how the misus feels about it.

But if you don’t want to play games, just dump the gf. She obviously doesn’t give a shit about you.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This one is saving her malleolus until marriage (hope this isn’t racy enough to get me banned!)[/quote]

Sorry bro but I gotta call photoshop on that one

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This one is saving her malleolus until marriage (hope this isn’t racy enough to get me banned!)[/quote]

Her hips to waist ratio is amazingly hot and sexy.

sounds like you were dating my ex. Do you live in Ohio?

Behold their modesty!

And not a single marriage was wrecked that day…

I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend[/quote]

Hell yeah.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend[/quote]

Hell yeah.
[/quote]

And her best friend does anal

You can do that, or you can just not even pick up if she calls you. If she texts you, don’t answer.
Nothing infuriates some people more than being completely ignored.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend[/quote]

Hell yeah.
[/quote]

And her best friend does anal[/quote]

Even better. But watch out, the gf may say she can deepthroat better than her best friend.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend[/quote]

Hell yeah.
[/quote]

And her best friend does anal[/quote]

Even better. But watch out, the gf may say she can deepthroat better than her best friend.
[/quote]

Before or after anal?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

Even better. But watch out, the gf may say she can deepthroat better than her best friend.
[/quote]

Before or after anal?[/quote]

The best friend’s an expert of ATM for sure.

Good to see you back, AC, hadn’t seen any posts from you in SAMA’s final moments.

If threads like this keep getting started… GAL the new SAMA??? (only toned down so people don’t get kicked off the site, of course).

OP, I think it’s funny how when you tried to compromise she said you were trying to control her. Sounds like a bitch, almost like she was trying to get dumped…

I can’t stand it when women decide they want to have their cake and eat it too by pulling out the feminist “we’re equal” card whenever it’s convenient, but then wanting men to do everything for them at all other times. Pick one and stick with it, please.

I think if every guy could figure out that breaking up with your girl is just a new beginning instead of the end of the world, it would be a better place. There will always be other fish in the sea and no matter how “good” she was, there’s always something better around the corner.

I only wish I would have understood that earlier in my life.

DN, I like your fighting fire with fire mentality.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
I live in CA. haha. But yes we are broken up now and I plan to keep it that way. But I do have a feeling, Ill give it a week, she will contact me or try to see me. I just have to keep saying no and she chose her ex over me its over? What should I say when she contacts me…If she does…?[/quote]

Just tell her you’re fucking someone else.[/quote]

Like her best friend[/quote]

Hell yeah.
[/quote]

And her best friend does anal[/quote]

Even better. But watch out, the gf may say she can deepthroat better than her best friend.
[/quote]

Well, if she is willing to prove it?

He will be the judge of it.

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
You can do that, or you can just not even pick up if she calls you. If she texts you, don’t answer.
Nothing infuriates some people more than being completely ignored.[/quote]

Lord knows women love to do this enough to guys.

[quote]orion wrote:

Well, if she is willing to prove it?

He will be the judge of it.[/quote]

He should not believe her. She’d say anything to have his dick back in her hands.

[quote]TDub301 wrote:

DN, I like your fighting fire with fire mentality.[/quote]

Ehehehe… you’re one of the few…

Cool beans.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

Well, if she is willing to prove it?

He will be the judge of it.[/quote]

He should not believe her. She’d say anything to have his dick back in her hands.
[/quote]

So?

If he is ruled by his dick there is no hope anyway, if he is not, the opportunity for a grudgefuck presents itself.

He seems to have become aware of mindgames, he might as well practice on the bitch that was so ungracious as to introduce him to them.