Girlfriend Issues

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The fact that the HUNDREDS of posts of good advice that I gave in SAMA over the years are now lost within the bowels of cyberspace is a little depressing.

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LOL! I just clicked back on this thread to lament that my thread about How to handle a breakup" (that should have been stickied) is now lost forever.[/quote]

Well… It’s not THAT lost…

http://web.archive.org/web/20100923061530/http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sex_girls_pictures_hot_pics_photo_women/how_to_handle_a_breakup?[/quote]

How’d you do that? Are you from the future?

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Illegal procedure.

These type thread are no longer allowed. SAMA is gone.[/quote]

But…

I can reference it still!!!

So not all is lost, lol[/quote]

Did you notice the requisite pic is missing? As well as “Pics or GTFO” admonishments?

Sheesh, what is the world coming to?
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I feel ya brother, and I too long for the time when I could ask for some titillating eye candy that was the effective currency of SAMA. But unfortunately that time has come and gone.

I think that “the powers that be” were PRETTY clear that they were trying to clean up their image so that they would have better search engine rankings. At first I was like, “damn, they’re selling out!”. But after thinking about it, it make perfect business sense. That, coupled with their complete willingness to ban anyone regardless of forum popularity, has forced me to arrive at the conclusion that if I want to be a guest in the Biotest house, I have to play by their rules. Which I’m fine with.

So now I’ll just have to charge for advice for realz! OP, you owe me ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS (said in my best Dr. Evil voice) LOL

[quote]Cimmerian wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The fact that the HUNDREDS of posts of good advice that I gave in SAMA over the years are now lost within the bowels of cyberspace is a little depressing.[/quote]

Dude, your posts were, for me, by far the most valuable part of SAMA. You dropped some serious knowledge bombs over there. It’s a shame they’re gone.

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Thanks man.

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
hahahha wow I got called out but it is helping out.

And Chicken, you threw some tough advice and opinion but it is true, I cant deny that lol. I definitely agree with that. But whenever I tried to say how I felt or put my foot down she’d put up some feminist views and say were in this together you cant tell me what to do or own me. You’re controlling me, even though she was the most controlling person I have ever met.[/quote]

Well, perhaps one of the things to put on your list is “I won’t date women who subscribe to a feminist ideology”… Followed by “I won’t date controlling women”. But all lulz aside, if you’re going to do the list, keep it in a POSITIVE frame and in the present tense. “I attract women who are good communicators” or “I attract strong women with solid family values”. Something like that is better and will be well received by your subconscious mind and become reality sooner than stating what you’re trying to avoid.

I would also be willing to wager that when you tried to communicate how you felt and attempted to “put your foot down”, your voice and inflection went up and down few octaves and you lost control and became emotional. Amiright?

Be honest…

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Illegal procedure.

These type thread are no longer allowed. SAMA is gone.[/quote]

But…

I can reference it still!!!

So not all is lost, lol[/quote]

Did you notice the requisite pic is missing? As well as “Pics or GTFO” admonishments?

Sheesh, what is the world coming to?
[/quote]

The old ones are still there… Well most of it.

The start of the Red Head Worship page was awesome, lol

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Illegal procedure.

These type thread are no longer allowed. SAMA is gone.[/quote]

But…

I can reference it still!!!

So not all is lost, lol[/quote]

Did you notice the requisite pic is missing? As well as “Pics or GTFO” admonishments?

Sheesh, what is the world coming to?
[/quote]
I feel ya brother, and I too long for the time when I could ask for some titillating eye candy that was the effective currency of SAMA. But unfortunately that time has come and gone.

I think that “the powers that be” were PRETTY clear that they were trying to clean up their image so that they would have better search engine rankings. At first I was like, “damn, they’re selling out!”. But after thinking about it, it make perfect business sense. That, coupled with their complete willingness to ban anyone regardless of forum popularity, has forced me to arrive at the conclusion that if I want to be a guest in the Biotest house, I have to play by their rules. Which I’m fine with.

So now I’ll just have to charge for advice for realz! OP, you owe me ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS (said in my best Dr. Evil voice) LOL[/quote]

Well dammit, SOME kind of pic HAS to be displayed for a thread like this one so I will go with the flow and post a modestly dressed woman (this oughta make the T-Nation servers groan in amazement).[/quote]

I think we’re on to something here, bro. The new GAL currency shall be a MODESTLY dressed woman, or a lolcat. That’ll show everyone how seriously HARDCORE yet politically correct we now are!

So… this is safe?


Google images came up with this under a “modestly dressed woman” search query. I think we’re on to something here!

Yes, 2B, that’s safe. Just NOTHING remotely sexual, mmmkay? We can’t risk OFFENDING anybody!

Is this not common sense? Do you have a father (I know personal question, but cereal)?

I remember my first girlfriends (yes, in first grade I had two gfs). They decided that I had to choose between the two, so I went home and I asked my dad what I should do, after he stopped laughing at me he said, “Break up with them both and share your snacks with someone else.”

The next day I went and shared my brownie and lemonade with my best friend, Luke, and the cute teacher’s pet. Two girls had their hearts broken that day, but I learned the better lesson…brownies taste better with people that respect you.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Is this not common sense? Do you have a father (I know personal question, but cereal)?

I remember my first girlfriends (yes, in first grade I had two gfs). They decided that I had to choose between the two, so I went home and I asked my dad what I should do, after he stopped laughing at me he said, “Break up with them both and share your snacks with someone else.” The next day I went and shared my brownie and lemonade with my best friend, Luke, and the cute teacher’s pet. Two girls had their hearts broken that day, but I learned the better lesson…brownies taste better with people that respect you.[/quote]

Sage advice, BC!

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I would also be willing to wager that when you tried to communicate how you felt and attempted to “put your foot down”, your voice and inflection went up and down few octaves and you lost control and became emotional. Amiright?

Be honest…[/quote]

Haha. Not exactly true. But when I did try, she would say “stop controlling me” when I was doing none of that. I was simply trying to compromise but apparently she would not…

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The fact that the HUNDREDS of posts of good advice that I gave in SAMA over the years are now lost within the bowels of cyberspace is a little depressing.
[/quote]

I have a folder with quite a bit of it saved. Shall I try and post it in a new thread?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Well dammit, SOME kind of pic HAS to be displayed for a thread like this one so I will go with the flow and post a modestly dressed woman (this oughta make the T-Nation servers groan in amazement).[/quote]

Check out the lateral malleolus on this dame!! She’s the bee’s knees - a real top-shelf lady!

This one is saving her malleolus until marriage (hope this isn’t racy enough to get me banned!)

[quote]JoeyMicas11 wrote:
hahahha wow I got called out but it is helping out.

And Chicken, you threw some tough advice and opinion but it is true, I cant deny that lol. I definitely agree with that. But whenever I tried to say how I felt or put my foot down she’d put up some feminist views and say were in this together you cant tell me what to do or own me. You’re controlling me, even though she was the most controlling person I have ever met.[/quote]

So find another girlfriend