Girl Fried Me in The Tanning Bed!

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[quote]medevac wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I am not a beach connoisseur but it seems very nice to me. Clean sand, lots of beach. Great family beach but not very many hot chicks.

I go there with my family every year. I agree it’s good for relaxing and goofing off, not for a night life or for partying. I like Surfside and Holden beach in NC. I hear some of the FL beaches are great but personally I’ve never been for some reason.[/quote]

Actually, I prefer the beaches around Charleston. Isle of Palms is amazing. Hilton Head also has very nice wide, flat beaches. Florida has some very nice beaches as well (on the Atlantic side - I’m not thrilled with Gulf-side), I just prefer the SC beaches.

DB

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wtf happened in this thread? It was like a 1/2 page 2 days ago…she got her ass burnt in a tanning bed. Why does this require 5 pages?

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB[/quote]

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

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[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
wtf happened in this thread? It was like a 1/2 page 2 days ago…she got her ass burnt in a tanning bed. Why does this require 5 pages? [/quote]

It never required even a post…that’s the point. But we have a bunch of “white knighters” here (you know the type, wants to be a hero to any young lass in distress, needs to be needed and always on the look-out to defend where no defense is required) that extended the thread. I made my point, but now I’m just entertaining myself “fighting” with the white knights.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Actually, I prefer the beaches around Charleston. Isle of Palms is amazing. Hilton Head also has very nice wide, flat beaches. Florida has some very nice beaches as well (on the Atlantic side - I’m not thrilled with Gulf-side), I just prefer the SC beaches.

DB [/quote]

Isle of Palms is cool; parking can be a bitch, though.
I tend to hit Sullivan’s Island more often.
All the different times in my life that I have lived in the Charleston area, I’ve never taken the drive down to Hilton Head. That’s something I’ll have to remedy.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

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Wow, good one. For someone with so much important shit on his mind, you sure have a lot of time to spend on nonsense.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

Wow, good one. For someone with so much important shit on his mind, you sure have a lot of time to spend on nonsense.

DB[/quote]

It would appear that we both have an equal amount of time to spend banker boy.

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Oh I forgot to mention the beaches. I used to live in Clearwater Florida so I will be seeing friends there. I also have a friend on the east coast who lives near Boca Raton. I’m not sure if I’ll get to go see her but she mentioned coming to Clearwater to see me.

And BodyGuard your post about me being geographically undesirable and driving in the left lane was actually pretty funny. It’s nice to see a lighter side of you.

Oh and I already admitted my post was silly so let’s all just have fun now and lighten up. Martini anyone?

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
wtf happened in this thread? It was like a 1/2 page 2 days ago…she got her ass burnt in a tanning bed. Why does this require 5 pages?

It never required even a post…that’s the point. But we have a bunch of “white knighters” here (you know the type, wants to be a hero to any young lass in distress, needs to be needed and always on the look-out to defend where no defense is required) that extended the thread. I made my point, but now I’m just entertaining myself “fighting” with the white knights.

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Maybe if I slander you some I can get some NEEEWDDDS from her…

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LOL yeah I forgot, can I have some revealing pics of you please now that we’re internet friends. Underwear pics are cool to start…just PM them to me. We’ll move slowly to the neeeewds as my more eloquent predecessor has coined it.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

No. Quite to the contrary. The purdy mouth comment was a reference/line from the movie Deliverance and moreover, an indirect reference to your hillbilly SC ass. [/quote]

Well that took about 3 more posts than I thought it would. What’s next, a marrying my cousin zinger?

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
And how did pointing out the obvious drama queen factor evolve into a problem with women? Weak. If you’re going to argue with me (over the internet) at least step your game up.
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Well with all the horrible threads in OT at any one time, the only reason that I can think of for you to shit on this one is:

  1. you’re really pale and hate tanning beds
  2. Whitney Houston left your ass so you have a problem with women
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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

Wow, good one. For someone with so much important shit on his mind, you sure have a lot of time to spend on nonsense.

DB

It would appear that we both have an equal amount of time to spend banker boy.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if I hired you sometime to be my bodyguard on a business trip? Do you travel to the Middle East? South America?

DB

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When I see threads like this, started by female members with a pic in their avatar, it reminds me of gloryhole porn. Theres a chick sitting in some room with holes in the walls, playing with herself, and then she begins to service the cocks that inevitably find there way into the holes. Except here, nobody gets serviced. The chick just stands in the middle babbling, while cocks furiously poke thru the walls all around until they give up. Just an observation that I found amusing. No offense to the OP whatsoever.

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[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
When I see threads like this, started by female members with a pic in their avatar, it reminds me of gloryhole porn. Theres a chick sitting in some room with holes in the walls, playing with herself, and then she begins to service the cocks that inevitably find there way into the holes. Except here, nobody gets serviced. The chick just stands in the middle babbling, while cocks furiously poke thru the walls all around until they give up. Just an observation that I found amusing. No offense to the OP whatsoever. [/quote]

ya hit that nail on the head. wonderful analogy. and they’re mad at me b/c i won’t poke mine thru a hole…

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

Wow, good one. For someone with so much important shit on his mind, you sure have a lot of time to spend on nonsense.

DB

It would appear that we both have an equal amount of time to spend banker boy.

Wouldn’t it be funny if I hired you sometime to be my bodyguard on a business trip? Do you travel to the Middle East? South America?

DB[/quote]

Not funny at all; my rate is $1000 per day. I wouldn’t be laughing at all. When we got back to town, I’d probably be where you can normally find me - in the Borgata poker room, earning more money with your money. I see no humor to that whatsoever. I see profit.

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[quote]medevac wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

No. Quite to the contrary. The purdy mouth comment was a reference/line from the movie Deliverance and moreover, an indirect reference to your hillbilly SC ass.

Well that took about 3 more posts than I thought it would. What’s next, a marrying my cousin zinger?

TheBodyGuard wrote:
And how did pointing out the obvious drama queen factor evolve into a problem with women? Weak. If you’re going to argue with me (over the internet) at least step your game up.

Well with all the horrible threads in OT at any one time, the only reason that I can think of for you to shit on this one is:

  1. you’re really pale and hate tanning beds
  2. Whitney Houston left your ass so you have a problem with women

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I dunno … IS she your cousin? I never considered that. Let me look again for a family resemblance.

I presume you are correct about the horrible OT threads at any one time as I do not normally peruse this section. That said, to address you query, this thread was in the main section and for whatever reason, I read it. The rest is history.

Next, I’m not pale but wouldn’t have much use for a tanning bed anyway; Whitney Houston? Oh, another reference to the movie. Ha ha. Actually, the name was given to me in a context I’m sure you’re not acquainted with.

And finally, I love women, right up until the time I nut…and then its time for them to leave before they start bitching about getting burned in the tanning bed. You must love them so much and your testosterone must be so low or, you are so damn desperate, that you can actually stomach that inane bitching.

Are we done yet? Because I can go on violating your purdy lil mouth all night long. You sparring with me (figuratively that is) is literally the embodiment of bringing a knife to a gunfight. You sparring with me (in the literal sense) would be pruning a branch from your family tree - and a tree that appears to be in serious need of some trimming.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Are we done yet? Because I can go on violating your purdy lil mouth all night long. You sparring with me (figuratively that is) is literally the embodiment of bringing a knife to a gunfight. You sparring with me (in the literal sense) would be pruning a branch from your family tree - and a tree that appears to be in serious need of some trimming.[/quote]

?

figuratively…literally an embodiment?

And then you want to trim his bush?

Well this thread started insane and ended insane, so all is well in this forum.

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[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
When I see threads like this, started by female members with a pic in their avatar, it reminds me of gloryhole porn. Theres a chick sitting in some room with holes in the walls, playing with herself, and then she begins to service the cocks that inevitably find there way into the holes. Except here, nobody gets serviced. The chick just stands in the middle babbling, while cocks furiously poke thru the walls all around until they give up. Just an observation that I found amusing. No offense to the OP whatsoever. [/quote]

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahhahahahha

so basically there’s all these cocks furiously thrusting at her, she opens her fridge…cocks come flying out from internet white knights…turn on the faucet…more internet cock on tap.

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[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
When I see threads like this, started by female members with a pic in their avatar, it reminds me of gloryhole porn. Theres a chick sitting in some room with holes in the walls, playing with herself, and then she begins to service the cocks that inevitably find there way into the holes. Except here, nobody gets serviced. The chick just stands in the middle babbling, while cocks furiously poke thru the walls all around until they give up. Just an observation that I found amusing. No offense to the OP whatsoever. [/quote]

You sir are a genius!

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

This coming from a guy named after a bad chick-flick.

DB

Are you inside today because it’s windy out? Fruitcake?

Wow, good one. For someone with so much important shit on his mind, you sure have a lot of time to spend on nonsense.

DB

It would appear that we both have an equal amount of time to spend banker boy.

Wouldn’t it be funny if I hired you sometime to be my bodyguard on a business trip? Do you travel to the Middle East? South America?

DB

Not funny at all; my rate is $1000 per day. I wouldn’t be laughing at all. When we got back to town, I’d probably be where you can normally find me - in the Borgata poker room, earning more money with your money. I see no humor to that whatsoever. I see profit.

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You are a bullshitter.