Girl Fried Me in The Tanning Bed!

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

You are a bullshitter.[/quote]

Now that is funny. About what? My rate? Or the poker room. I assure you both is correct. Anyway, I don’t do much of that work anymore anyway. I prefer to be home, sleeping in my own bed, as opposed to traveling all the time at someone else’s beck and call, on someone else’s schedule. Anyway, it is what it is, and you’re obviously impressed enough to call bullshit. That doesn’t give me any measure of satisfaction. At any rate, I’ll be in the poker room this weekend (just about every weekend), sitting at 1/2 NL or 2/5 NL depending on how things are going, getting paid. Why don’t ya wonder on in, look me up, and contribute to the cause.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

You are a bullshitter.

Now that is funny. About what? My rate? Or the poker room. I assure you both is correct. Anyway, I don’t do much of that work anymore anyway. I prefer to be home, sleeping in my own bed, as opposed to traveling all the time at someone else’s beck and call, on someone else’s schedule. Anyway, it is what it is, and you’re obviously impressed enough to call bullshit. That doesn’t give me any measure of satisfaction. At any rate, I’ll be in the poker room this weekend (just about every weekend), sitting at 1/2 NL or 2/5 NL depending on how things are going, getting paid. Why don’t ya wonder on in, look me up, and contribute to the cause.

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Whatever Mr. Professional Gambler.

Edit: It is kind of sad you coming here whining about you being out of work and all and hanging around the casino all day. Funny how you try to build it up but I suppose that helps you sleep at night.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

You are a bullshitter.

Now that is funny. About what? My rate? Or the poker room. I assure you both is correct. Anyway, I don’t do much of that work anymore anyway. I prefer to be home, sleeping in my own bed, as opposed to traveling all the time at someone else’s beck and call, on someone else’s schedule. Anyway, it is what it is, and you’re obviously impressed enough to call bullshit. That doesn’t give me any measure of satisfaction. At any rate, I’ll be in the poker room this weekend (just about every weekend), sitting at 1/2 NL or 2/5 NL depending on how things are going, getting paid. Why don’t ya wonder on in, look me up, and contribute to the cause.

Whatever Mr. Professional Gambler.

Edit: It is kind of sad you coming here whining about you being out of work and all and hanging around the casino all day. Funny how you try to build it up but I suppose that helps you sleep at night.[/quote]

WTF are you talking about? Huh? In one respect, I guess I deserve this for answering fruit cake’s smart ass question, but now you’re going overboard. I’m not a professional player and I’m certainly not out of work. I play poker most weekends (as a profitable hobby) and I do mostly PI work now. I don’t remember “whining about being out of work” or otherwise implying I wasn’t gainfully employed on a full time basis; if your reading comprehension was up to par, you’d see I made a choice to avoid the travel and give up the security stuff for the most part - that doesn’t mean I don’t work or that I gamble for a living.

So, what have I built up? That I sit on my ass for sometimes more than 12 hours without eating or doing anything other than playing cards? That’s a build up? I didn’t say I’m playing high stakes in the back room and I’m retiring. It’s quite unglamorous. All I said, is that he can pay my (past) going rate, and I’ll spend his money in the casino and make more money. That I usually leave with money is not “building” anything up; its a simple fact of poker.

Good poker players earn, bad ones lose. There are far more bad players than good, hence, allowing for normal variances and swings, “earning” e.g., making a profit, is not that difficult. Get a grip - bullshittnig is not in my reportoie - I’m quite impressive without embellishment.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

You are a bullshitter.

Now that is funny. About what? My rate? Or the poker room. I assure you both is correct. Anyway, I don’t do much of that work anymore anyway. I prefer to be home, sleeping in my own bed, as opposed to traveling all the time at someone else’s beck and call, on someone else’s schedule. Anyway, it is what it is, and you’re obviously impressed enough to call bullshit. That doesn’t give me any measure of satisfaction. At any rate, I’ll be in the poker room this weekend (just about every weekend), sitting at 1/2 NL or 2/5 NL depending on how things are going, getting paid. Why don’t ya wonder on in, look me up, and contribute to the cause.

Whatever Mr. Professional Gambler.

Edit: It is kind of sad you coming here whining about you being out of work and all and hanging around the casino all day. Funny how you try to build it up but I suppose that helps you sleep at night.

WTF are you talking about? Huh? In one respect, I guess I deserve this for answering fruit cake’s smart ass question, but now you’re going overboard. I’m not a professional player and I’m certainly not out of work. I play poker most weekends (as a profitable hobby) and I do mostly PI work now. I don’t remember “whining about being out of work” or otherwise implying I wasn’t gainfully employed on a full time basis; if your reading comprehension was up to par, you’d see I made a choice to avoid the travel and give up the security stuff for the most part - that doesn’t mean I don’t work or that I gamble for a living.

So, what have I built up? That I sit on my ass for sometimes more than 12 hours without eating or doing anything other than playing cards? That’s a build up? I didn’t say I’m playing high stakes in the back room and I’m retiring. It’s quite unglamorous. All I said, is that he can pay my (past) going rate, and I’ll spend his money in the casino and make more money. That I usually leave with money is not “building” anything up; its a simple fact of poker.

Good poker players earn, bad ones lose. There are far more bad players than good, hence, allowing for normal variances and swings, “earning” e.g., making a profit, is not that difficult. Get a grip - bullshittnig is not in my reportoie - I’m quite impressive without embellishment.
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I thought this was the game. Take a post and start insulting people without cause. You looked like you were having so much fun.

When I take the time to post something like “i got burned in the tanning bed”, feel free to step up with guns blazing and bombs bursting.

[quote]GetSwole wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.

So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?

Amanda, where in SC?

I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.

Everyone around here is so picky.[/quote]

I prefer using the term septics (septic tanks rhymes with yanks).

[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
When I see threads like this, started by female members with a pic in their avatar, it reminds me of gloryhole porn. Theres a chick sitting in some room with holes in the walls, playing with herself, and then she begins to service the cocks that inevitably find there way into the holes. Except here, nobody gets serviced. The chick just stands in the middle babbling, while cocks furiously poke thru the walls all around until they give up. Just an observation that I found amusing. No offense to the OP whatsoever. [/quote]

Brilliant.

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.

So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?

Amanda, where in SC?

I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.

Everyone around here is so picky.

I prefer using the term septics (septic tanks rhymes with yanks).

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What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down.

[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down. [/quote]

awwwwwwwwww fuck yo!! Good thing I’m wearing my e-cyber-www-intra-web-net-inter-kevlar, because molotov e-thug just dumped a clip in you wankstas.

[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.

So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?

Amanda, where in SC?

I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.

Everyone around here is so picky.

I prefer using the term septics (septic tanks rhymes with yanks).

What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down. [/quote]

Are you challenging bodyguard and myself to a rap-off?

Oh no, big Molotov Coktease
Back up in the heazy baby
You crampin my style with ease
You so crazy
Bodyguard said, Ain’t No Limit to this
As long as we drop gangsta shit
Look here bitch
You fine and I dig your style
Come fuck with Gonzalez
Do it Doggystyle
I’ll be gentile, sentimental
Shit, we fucked in a rental
Lincoln Continental
Um, coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down.

awwwwwwwwww fuck yo!! Good thing I’m wearing my e-cyber-www-intra-web-net-inter-kevlar, because molotov e-thug just dumped a clip in you wankstas. [/quote]

That avatar is pure evil

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.

So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?

Amanda, where in SC?

I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.

Everyone around here is so picky.

I prefer using the term septics (septic tanks rhymes with yanks).

What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down.

Are you challenging bodyguard and myself to a rap-off?

Oh no, big Molotov Coktease
Back up in the heazy baby
You crampin my style with ease
You so crazy
Bodyguard said, Ain’t No Limit to this
As long as we drop gangsta shit
Look here bitch
You fine and I dig your style
Come fuck with Gonzalez
Do it Doggystyle
I’ll be gentile, sentimental
Shit, we fucked in a rental
Lincoln Continental
Um, coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no

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Oh Damn…alright, alright… gimme that E-mic an’ listen up.

You’re runnin’ like a chump
Hope you’re goin’ to school
Cuz Regular Gonazlez
Is a Regular Fool
Talkin Chi Town
and SoCal
Your claims are wack
Aussie punks ain’t got no game
Ya weak ass kangaroo jack
Take your busted ass Lincoln back to the shop
And your brokeback bodyguard too
Molotov don’t play that way
I’ll turn your little balls to blue

thump

Not bad.

Looks like you went to the effort of actually writing some lines yourself.

All I did was copy and pasted a verse from bitch please and added the relevant names.

I guess you win the battle.

I just got served.

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. Must suck for you yanks.

So being from South Carolina makes you a yankee?

Amanda, where in SC?

I know I know I just wanted to call someone a yank goddamit.

Everyone around here is so picky.

I prefer using the term septics (septic tanks rhymes with yanks).

What are you Regular Gomez? What are you Bodyguard? A couple of fucking rejects. Sucking off the system much? Cunts. You play your cards like retards. Act all surprised when better men call your bluff. Take your shades off motherfuckers. Realize when you’ve been bested. Yankees will always fuck you up. You won’t know that until you get an education, but that’s the way it is punk bitches. Bow down now…and stay down.

Are you challenging bodyguard and myself to a rap-off?

Oh no, big Molotov Coktease
Back up in the heazy baby
You crampin my style with ease
You so crazy
Bodyguard said, Ain’t No Limit to this
As long as we drop gangsta shit
Look here bitch
You fine and I dig your style
Come fuck with Gonzalez
Do it Doggystyle
I’ll be gentile, sentimental
Shit, we fucked in a rental
Lincoln Continental
Um, coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no
I get this pussy everywhere that I go
X-ing bitches and your click can’t say no

[/quote]

LOL; you mentioned something in your ryhme, possibly coincidental maybe not. do you know who i am?

EDIT; sorry, i know see where you cut and paste it. nevamind :slight_smile:

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Not bad.

Looks like you went to the effort of actually writing some lines yourself.

All I did was copy and pasted a verse from bitch please and added the relevant names.

I guess you win the battle.

I just got served.
- YouTube [/quote]

Yeah, I bring it original or not at all.

:oP