Girl Fried Me in The Tanning Bed!

When reading the subject line, does anyone else picture the stereotypical ghetto chick all pissed off, waving her finger, and saying, “Girl Fried Me in The Tanning Bed!”

Or is it just me?

[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.

The reason they like me is because we have had actually conversed on other forums together. They know I’m friendly and like to have fun and learn as I’m here. None of them have ever received a nude pic and none of them have asked for one. A girl you don’t know at all had one bad day and you come here posting insults to her. Honestly my dear, who’s the miserable one? It’s okay though. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.
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I was only miserable after I read your idiotic post. There is a hotly contested presidential primary going on, war in iraq, terrorism, global warming, kids starving in africa and dying of aids, a maleria problem in africa, trace amounts of pharmacueticals in our drinking supply, a bunch of guys here that exaggerate their lifts (among other things), a strangelet may have struck the earth registering on the richter scale, phsyicists are about to conduct an experiment that could create a black hole or worse, a strangelet that could destroy the earth, etc etc etc and I have to read about you getting a little pink in the tanning booth? Are you serious? It’s right up there with Paris Hilton losing or neglecting yet another animal.

By the way, will you send me a nude pic? I don’t pander to women on the internet. Sorry. I tell it like it is. A real man, telling the truth. That has to count for something rather than someone sitting up and panting to you hoping to gain favor.

[quote]MaloVerde wrote:

You look like Ben Stiller.

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Thank my mom and dad for me.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I was only miserable after I read your idiotic post. There is a hotly contested presidential primary going on, war in iraq, terrorism, global warming, kids starving in africa and dying of aids, a maleria problem in africa, trace amounts of pharmacueticals in our drinking supply, a bunch of guys here that exaggerate their lifts (among other things), a strangelet may have struck the earth registering on the richter scale, phsyicists are about to conduct an experiment that could create a black hole or worse, a strangelet that could destroy the earth, etc etc etc and I have to read about you getting a little pink in the tanning booth? Are you serious? It’s right up there with Paris Hilton losing or neglecting yet another animal.

By the way, will you send me a nude pic? I don’t pander to women on the internet. Sorry. I tell it like it is. A real man, telling the truth. That has to count for something rather than someone sitting up and panting to you hoping to gain favor.

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It must suck having everyone laughing their ass off at you all the time because of what a schmuck you are.

Do you actually think anyone gives a shit what you think or takes you seriously? Get a clue.

Don’t blame BodyGuard. It’s the water here in New Joizy. Makes us all a little nuts at times.

There’s a lot of good in this world still my dear such as: having fun times on websites like this, getting to chat with complete strangers about nothing as serious as the issues you noted and being happy despite having to deal with negative critical people such as yourself.

They’re out there folks. The ones that make something negative out of everything and choose to make mean comments to complete strangers when all they had to do was ignore the post in the first place.

I do apologize to all for my little rant about my bad day. I know it means nothing. What I should really be discussing is more politics and all the misery going on in the world.

Bodyguard I actually feel blessed that that’s all I have had to complain about lately. It was more the stupidity of the girl that bugged me since I wasn’t going to die or anything from the sunburn. Sometimes it feels better to just vent out your feelings at the moment. That’s it, just a little venting, quite harmless really.

But perhaps you would rather hear about real depressing issues. Maybe you would like to hear about my baby that died in the fall. Now that’s something to really be upset about huh? It just kind of kills the good hearted mood commonly found on this forum though so I prefer not to discuss those types of things.

Please take your negativity elsewhere or start a new thread. Some people like to hear about little nothings. I have chatted with half the people who have posted on this thread about all kinds of nonsense and we enjoy discussing it. If you only want to discuss real issues than simply don’t respond to my silly little ranting post.

Aw, Amanda. I’m really sorry to hear of your baby. That’s about as bad as it gets… losing a child.

My condolences, Amanda…

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I was only miserable after I read your idiotic post. There is a hotly contested presidential primary going on, war in iraq, terrorism, global warming, kids starving in africa and dying of aids, a maleria problem in africa, trace amounts of pharmacueticals in our drinking supply, a bunch of guys here that exaggerate their lifts (among other things), a strangelet may have struck the earth registering on the richter scale, phsyicists are about to conduct an experiment that could create a black hole or worse, a strangelet that could destroy the earth, etc etc etc and I have to read about you getting a little pink in the tanning booth? Are you serious? It’s right up there with Paris Hilton losing or neglecting yet another animal.
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Well, let’s see…a quick checks sees that you have had 3 posts here, a couple in that train wreck of a thread in strength sports…a thread about prostate orgasms that I’ve bookmarked for a later, more private read…and it looks like (surprise!) a bunch of hits on the thread about drunken bar fighting.

So hows that tirade thread on Darfur shaping up? I’m expecting some answers on what to do down there out of you pretty soon…

Oh let’s not make this post a downer now. I was trying to make a point to our ‘friend’ here that yes there’s more important stuff to complain about but it’s not fun so why bother?

And just to clarify I was 4 months pregnant, not a baby that I held in my arms but still an experience I don’t wish upon anyone.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
AmandaSC wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.

The reason they like me is because we have had actually conversed on other forums together. They know I’m friendly and like to have fun and learn as I’m here. None of them have ever received a nude pic and none of them have asked for one. A girl you don’t know at all had one bad day and you come here posting insults to her. Honestly my dear, who’s the miserable one? It’s okay though. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.

I was only miserable after I read your idiotic post. There is a hotly contested presidential primary going on, war in iraq, terrorism, global warming, kids starving in africa and dying of aids, a maleria problem in africa, trace amounts of pharmacueticals in our drinking supply, a bunch of guys here that exaggerate their lifts (among other things), a strangelet may have struck the earth registering on the richter scale, phsyicists are about to conduct an experiment that could create a black hole or worse, a strangelet that could destroy the earth, etc etc etc and I have to read about you getting a little pink in the tanning booth? Are you serious? It’s right up there with Paris Hilton losing or neglecting yet another animal.

By the way, will you send me a nude pic? I don’t pander to women on the internet. Sorry. I tell it like it is. A real man, telling the truth. That has to count for something rather than someone sitting up and panting to you hoping to gain favor.

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Wah wah wah. Lighen up Francis. Oh, and I like how you lumped exaggerated lift totals in with “kids starving in africa and dying of aids”, while segregating “Paris Hilton losing or neglecting yet another animal.” You claim to be “a real man, telling the truth” while you are acting like a total out-of-balance fruitcake.

DB

My condolences, Amanda…

Did you get some ALO-vera

[quote]mingledorff7 wrote:
My condolences, Amanda…

Did you get some ALO-vera[/quote]

Thanks to all for their condolences.

I did not get the alo-vera because it was much better after a nights rest and the salon gave me some nice moisturizer cream. I plan on buying an aloe plant though to have for any future skin irritations.

Sorry to hear that, Amanda.

bodyguard = fucktard i know i know but it kinda rhymes?

[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
Oh let’s not make this post a downer now. I was trying to make a point to our ‘friend’ here that yes there’s more important stuff to complain about but it’s not fun so why bother?

And just to clarify I was 4 months pregnant, not a baby that I held in my arms but still an experience I don’t wish upon anyone.

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Sorry to hear about that. It happens much more than you hear about. I can sympathize (well, not me, but my wife, once before each of my 3 kids). The way we looked at it was that those were not viable children and it was God’s way (or nature’s way, if you prefer) of keeping us from the unbearable pain of dealing with severely impaired children or those that died after birth. It’s a part of life and we move on.

As for your sunburn, you probably deserved it. J/K. Let me know if you need some of my “special” sunburn lotion. It’s soothing, if not sticky and it smells faintly of chlorine (not sure why). The only problem is that it does not keep well, so it must be applied right out of the vessel. PM if you need it.

Also, SC has the best beaches in America, yet you’re going to FL?

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

Sorry to hear about that. It happens much more than you hear about. I can sympathize (well, not me, but my wife, once before each of my 3 kids). The way we looked at it was that those were not viable children and it was God’s way (or nature’s way, if you prefer) of keeping us from the unbearable pain of dealing with severely impaired children or those that died after birth. It’s a part of life and we move on.

As for your sunburn, you probably deserved it. J/K. Let me know if you need some of my “special” sunburn lotion. It’s soothing, if not sticky and it smells faintly of chlorine (not sure why). The only problem is that it does not keep well, so it must be applied right out of the vessel. PM if you need it.

Also, SC has the best beaches in America, yet you’re going to FL?

DB
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You know I never felt bitter about it and never thought ‘why me?’ because it is so common, however there definitely was a greiving process I had to go through and strange feelings that I can’t describe. The whole situation including the procedure was very grim and took a lot out of me. I started this year knowing I had to make it better so training is now a very important part of my life.

As for the beaches yes we do have some amazing waters here from the ocean to the two rivers to marshes and lakes. It’s spectacular and the nature is amazing. I’m going to Florida to visit friends and since they live by the water we will most certainly be hitting the beach.

[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
Is there a reason you are so obsessed with being tanned you are willing to risk skin cancer?

P.S
Black people laugh at you.

Yeah I’m obsessed with being tan. So much that I haven’t purposely tanned in two years. Oh and do you speak for the black population? I never had a black person laugh at me. Reread the post before making a rediculous comment like I’m obsessed with tanning myself.

I WAS TANNING TO PREVENT BEING BURNED WHEN I GO TO FLORIDA!

I will be wearing shorts and a bikini when I go to the pool and beach with my friend so getting a base tan beforehand makes sense you idiot. Okay well I didn’t mean to call you an idiot but seriously people a vacation is more enjoyable when you don’t have to constantly worry about reapplying sunscreen and covering up.

On that note I spoke with the manager. She was not happy with the girls foolish mistake and gave me some skin lotion and free upgrades. I’m really not in pain today, just a little pinkish on my back and buns still. The little bit of base tan helped I guess.
Renton do you have some better stuff you want to help me put on?

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Your anger makes me happy.

P.S Now I laugh at you.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:

Your anger makes me happy.

P.S Now I laugh at you.[/quote]

I haven’t been angry since I made that original post. I’m quite happy actually. I had a great day at the gym, the weather here is absolutely beautiful and people like you make me happy that I’m not, well, like you. I actually like people Dan. Who knows maybe tomorrow will be a better day for you : )

AmandaSC: Do you still look like a lobster?