I find that my Unit is very sensitive to UV rays, so if I ever lay in one naked, I plan on concealing my package in a Crown Royal bag… the liter size, of course!!! LMAO
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.[/quote]
And you had nothing better to do than to take the time to come on here and bitch about it in front of the world?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.[/quote]
TheBodyGuard needs to take his own advice.
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
They have suntan lotion in England?
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They traded their toothbrush for a bottle of SPF-24.
[quote]sen say wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
They have suntan lotion in England?
They traded their toothbrush for a bottle of SPF-24.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.[/quote]
Wow what a nice guy. The first time I complain about anything on this site and this guy has me all figured out. I have no life, nothing better to do with myself and I’m completely miserable to be around. If he bothered to read any of my other posts he would see that I love training, joking around and sex. Hmmm not getting any BodyGuard?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.[/quote]
The reason they like me is because we have had actually conversed on other forums together. They know I’m friendly and like to have fun and learn as I’m here. None of them have ever received a nude pic and none of them have asked for one. A girl you don’t know at all had one bad day and you come here posting insults to her. Honestly my dear, who’s the miserable one? It’s okay though. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.[/quote]
Well, let’s see…you can also pick from 2 Rick Rolled videos, several topics based on ill-informed MMA discussions, and some opinions on shoes…
You better hurry, you’ve got a busy day of thread shitting ahead of you.
[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Well at least you posted this nonsense in the right forum - GET A LIFE. Are you kidding me? You think the fact that you got “pink” is reason enough to come on here and tell the world? You have nothing else to do? This was THE most important or exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
You must be an absolute joy to be around in person.
I got some advice for you. GET A LIFE.
Wow what a nice guy. The first time I complain about anything on this site and this guy has me all figured out. I have no life, nothing better to do with myself and I’m completely miserable to be around. If he bothered to read any of my other posts he would see that I love training, joking around and sex. Hmmm not getting any BodyGuard?
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Obviously TheBodyGuard gets off on being publicly humiliated by women. Don’t feed the troll.
[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
The reason they like me is because we have had actually conversed on other forums together. They know I’m friendly and like to have fun and learn as I’m here. None of them have ever received a nude pic and none of them have asked for one. A girl you don’t know at all had one bad day and you come here posting insults to her. Honestly my dear, who’s the miserable one? It’s okay though. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.
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I have an extra shoe horn you can borrow if you’re having trouble getting your foot out of his ass!!! lol
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.[/quote]
Who shit in your skillet?
[quote]SouthernGypsy wrote:
MaloVerde wrote:
Please curse me out. I find it sexy. And post pics.
Well, I wasn’t going to, but since you said please, “Fuck You”.
I’m sorry.[/quote]
Where’s the pics you tease?
[quote]AmandaSC wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.
The reason they like me is because we have had actually conversed on other forums together. They know I’m friendly and like to have fun and learn as I’m here. None of them have ever received a nude pic and none of them have asked for one. A girl you don’t know at all had one bad day and you come here posting insults to her. Honestly my dear, who’s the miserable one? It’s okay though. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.
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I will, right now, officially ask you for a nude picture of yourself.
Stop being so nice and tell RightGuard to shut the fuck up! Com’on dammit. Talk dirty!
[quote]Rykker wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
I think you itches need to get off her bra strap. I have a public announcement for you losers. She aint gonna sleep with you or send you dirty pics. She’s too busy bitchin and moanin about getting pink from a freakin tanning bed.
Who shit in your skillet?[/quote]
Now you’ve got BodyGuard so mad, he’s going to rip a stop sign out of the ground.
Bodyguard is right. Lay off the pic requests. Yeah she’s hott so what? If you need help, here’s a site: www.tnaflix.com
“Internet Pussy: Serious fucking business”
[quote]GetSwole wrote:
I live in Florida and have a beautiful golden brown glow left over from spring break. [/quote]
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Bodyguard is right. Lay off the pic requests. Yeah she’s hott so what? If you need help, here’s a site: www.tnaflix.com
“Internet Pussy: Serious fucking business”[/quote]
Wow, thanks for the freaky sex video link. Jesus christ, who gets off one guys in their sixties ass fucking girls that look like they are in the 7th grade?
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Bodyguard is right. Lay off the pic requests. Yeah she’s hott so what? If you need help, here’s a site: www.tnaflix.com
“Internet Pussy: Serious fucking business”[/quote]
You look like Ben Stiller.