. . . but not quite. . . Maybe if your sledge weighed 46 lbs…
But everyone knows tiny asians are capable of wielding swords that weigh more than they do. That must be the problem here.
Also, flying.
one dull ass sword or one weak ass LARP-er…or both.
Something tells me they’re single…
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
one dull ass sword or one weak ass LARP-er…or both. [/quote]
I vote both.
Anyone else hoping he was going to fall when he ran?
Well, if Geico ever needs a new caveman…
See, this is why we need after school programs for homosexual virgins.
He should be on Deadliest Warrior.
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
one dull ass sword or one weak ass LARP-er…or both. [/quote]
I vote both.
Anyone else hoping he was going to fall when he ran?[/quote]
I was hoping for it to rebound and smack him the face, knock him on his ass, maybe a bloody nose but no real injury.
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
His Limit Break is basically terrible. This guy wins.[/quote]
He needs a hair cut as well, if he wants to get laid this side of 2025
I’m going to cut the part where he fucks up the swing and says “Jaysus Krsyte” and make that my default ringtone.
No reason.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]John Romaniello wrote:
His Limit Break is basically terrible. This guy wins.[/quote]
He needs a hair cut as well, if he wants to get laid this side of 2025[/quote]
of course you mean ‘this side of 2025 without paying buy the trick’
[quote]Vash wrote:
I’m going to cut the part where he fucks up the swing and says “Jaysus Krsyte” and make that my default ringtone.
No reason.[/quote]
work in the “i need a drink” part when he’s right off camera
So… I’m the only guy who thought that was pretty cool?
Fuck you guys.
[quote]The other Rob wrote:
So… I’m the only guy who thought that was pretty cool?
fuck you guys.[/quote]
if he had smashed through the pallets in a dramatic and destructive fashion, then might have been cool. looked like a ten year old tryng to swing a maul at a block of firewood and getting nothing for his efforts.
and fuck you too.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]The other Rob wrote:
So… I’m the only guy who thought that was pretty cool?
fuck you guys.[/quote]
if he had smashed through the pallets in a dramatic and destructive fashion, then might have been cool. looked like a ten year old tryng to swing a maul at a block of firewood and getting nothing for his efforts.
and fuck you too. [/quote]
I’m just impressed that someone has actually gone out and made the buster sword. The execution was pretty damn lame, but in the hands of an average mortal a 46lb blade (or in this case blunt lump of steel) isn’t much use. Admittedly it’d be a ton cooler if it was some strongman/bodybuilder or whatever wielding that like a toy, demolishing villages.
That was so sad to watch.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]barbarianlifter wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
one dull ass sword or one weak ass LARP-er…or both. [/quote]
I vote both.
Anyone else hoping he was going to fall when he ran?[/quote]
I was hoping for it to rebound and smack him the face, knock him on his ass, maybe a bloody nose but no real injury.
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x 2. Anything that would have resulted in him being impaled.
He should’ve taken lessons first from this kid: