Giant Freakin' Robots are Coming

Here is the height the robot forms are supposed to be.

Jazz : 13 feet tall
Bumblebee: 17 feet tall
Ratchet: 24 feet tall
Iron Hide: 26 feet tall
Optimus Prime: 28 feet tall
Megatron: 34 feet tall

Optimus

Bumblebee

Ironhide

Ratchet


Prime is looking badass!

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
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Kick ass pics PGA, thanks for asharing!

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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
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Isn’t that illegal?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
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Isn’t that illegal?[/quote]

Not at all. Just frowned upon.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
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Umm, Micheal Bay is directing it, does the script even matter.

By the way, did anybody else check out the interview with Shia LeBouf (sp?) on AICN? Damn, he seemed excited to be doing this movie.

[quote]holifila wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
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Umm, Micheal Bay is directing it, does the script even matter.
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Well, all the explosions in the world won’t help lameass, crap dialogue and plot. I can’t stand Bay. I hope this movie is pretty good, though, in spite of him.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
holifila wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
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Umm, Micheal Bay is directing it, does the script even matter.

Well, all the explosions in the world won’t help lameass, crap dialogue and plot. I can’t stand Bay. I hope this movie is pretty good, though, in spite of him.[/quote]

He did The Island. I am still holding a grudge for that $7.50. Hopefully I will be over that by the time this comes out.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Kratos wrote:
holifila wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
.ti stnaw ydobyna fi ,dnah ni tpircS.

Umm, Micheal Bay is directing it, does the script even matter.

Well, all the explosions in the world won’t help lameass, crap dialogue and plot. I can’t stand Bay. I hope this movie is pretty good, though, in spite of him.

He did The Island. I am still holding a grudge for that $7.50. Hopefully I will be over that by the time this comes out.[/quote]

I’m glad I only rented it.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
I’m glad I only rented it.[/quote]

Well at least we still have Bad Boys, The Rock and Armageddon. Hopefully this wont cluster fuck like The Island.

All right, first off: I did not read this script. It was not sent to me by anyone I know (or e-know).

My weird and totally hypothetical cousin Smacky, however, did read it and he passed along this spoiler-free review.

Overall, a B-Plus.

Here’s what Smacky liked about it:

There was a LOT of action, which is
the thing that’s gonna make or break this flick.

Great moments with the Transformers you loved as a kid. They are written as super-fucking-cool and noble, especially Optimus. He comes off as the biggest, baddest–but wisest–warrior king ever. If every kid that sees this doesn’t wanna be Optimus for Halloween, I’ll shit in a skillet.

Smacky also liked the tone. It’s light-hearted and fun, without being campy or fluffy. Plus, they got great actors who I can see pulling this off perfectly: John Turturro as a secret agent/scientist type, Jon Voight as the Sec. of Defense, Shia LeBeouf as Sam Witwicky, and Josh Duhamel from NBC’s “Las Vegas” as the soldier guy.

Here’s what Smacky didn’t like: NOT ENOUGH DECEPTICONS! Megatron only shows up at the end, and Starscream doesn’t have any lines. What the fuck?!
Most of the film, the bad guy (Smacky calls him the ‘level boss’, but he’s a dork) is Brawl, a police car.

Also, remember the phrase “more than meets the eye”? Well, the screenwriters sure did, cuz it appears three times. We get it, guys: they’re robots in disguise.

Oh, wait…Smacky forgot: Bumblebee kicks much ass. Is he comic relief? Yes, but he always was; that’s his job. But…they give the little yellow bastard some serious screen time and he gets to be a real hero throughout the film.

If–and it’s a big if–they can get wht they’ve got on paper onto the celluloid, then Smacky whole-heartedly gives this film his seal of approval.

bumped.

great contributions, PGA.

HARRIS WTF! You said spoiler free! Megatron not showing up til the send and Starscream not having lines!

Once I heard that Bucky gave Smacky the script I couldnt wait for his review.