Get Off the Bike, Fatso!

Heres the article:
http://www.newson6.com/global/story.asp?s=12593024

So this 385lb woman gets told she cant go on the stationary bike because she exceeds its weight limit (no duh!) Now she wants out of the gym is making a big greasy stink about it and got her fat mug shot into the news. Whoopidi-do now she is famous.

So she doesnt want to pay her cancellation fee cause that’s like her Twinkies fund.

meanwhile the manager of there gym had told her about the weight limitations on certain equipment and even had a workout plan designed for her that included water aerobics YAY! But her greasy hippo hips wouldnt fit into a bathing suit, she peed in the water turning it all blue and caused the pool to be cleaned with that oil dispersant that TC could have been putting to use at the The Fermented Hymen that one night.

just to shut her up the gym is giving her the cancellation fee back or w.e. but seriously guys…WTF!


Could be dangerous.

Could be dangerous.

Could be dangerous.

They should use fat people to feed children in starving countries.

AHAH SteelyD! You’ve always got some good shit eh?

I got dis >

[quote]Five months ago Sandra Ruiz gave birth to her son but with that came some extra weight she wanted to get rid of. Ruiz said she weighs about 385 pounds.

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Holy crap…how big was that fucking baby?!

I hear it is about the size of the average child you eat for protein. Her kid was born full of transfats so I’d steer clear.

I think in her defense, we should all consider that a 385lb women probably doesn’t want to strip down and get into a public pool. It could be pretty damn embarrassing.
She probably can’t do alot of walking or running at that weight.

And she probably wouldn’t stick with a weight-based program for very long considering her lack of physical discipline in the past.
That stationary bike could very well be her best bet at getting some consistent exercise!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Could be dangerous.[/quote]I’d hit it…FROM THE BACK

HIT IT FROM THE BACK

BACK THE BACK

FROM THE BACK

I just read that article all of the way through…and I think that gym is full of shit. First, guys like Quincy Taylor weigh damn near 350lbs in the off season. I have SEEN HIM on exercise bikes in the off season and no one kicked him off.

I also looked up the weight limits of Life Fitness’s exercise bike for commercial use (I even picked one of the cheap ones without the color screen) and the limit is 400lbs.

Why go up to her while she is on it, using it…without it breaking under her, while everyone watched?

I will say though that if they told her beforehand, it is up to that gym whether they want someone stressing the limits of their equipment.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Five months ago Sandra Ruiz gave birth to her son but with that came some extra weight she wanted to get rid of. Ruiz said she weighs about 385 pounds.

[/quote]

Holy crap…how big was that fucking baby?![/quote]

I hate this. Some fat broad blaming the kid for the extra 200 lbs she’s carrying 15 years later. Rediculous.

But yea lets just go with ‘they told her but she was busy seeing if she could eat 3 Twinkies at once by mashing 2 of them into her ears’

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just read that article all of the way through…and I think that gym is full of shit. First, guys like Quincy Taylor weigh damn near 350lbs in the off season. I have SEEN HIM on exercise bikes in the off season and no one kicked him off.

I also looked up the weight limits of Life Fitness’s exercise bike for commercial use (I even picked one of the cheap ones without the color screen) and the limit is 400lbs.

Why go up to her while she is on it, using it…without it breaking under her, while everyone watched?[/quote]

I guess it’s one of those psychological things. A big bodybuilder type looks healthy, while she looks unhealthy at the same weight, so it just seems like she’s more apt to break the thing.

Probably a recumbent bike too. I’m sorry but I hate those…nothing says “I really don’t want to be here and will soon give up” like going straight to the recumbent stationary bike.

This of course does not apply to everyone. If you’re in shape and decide to use it, OK. I mean the people that have subconsciously gravitated toward it because you get to sit down.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just read that article all of the way through…and I think that gym is full of shit. First, guys like Quincy Taylor weigh damn near 350lbs in the off season. I have SEEN HIM on exercise bikes in the off season and no one kicked him off.

I also looked up the weight limits of Life Fitness’s exercise bike for commercial use (I even picked one of the cheap ones without the color screen) and the limit is 400lbs.

Why go up to her while she is on it, using it…without it breaking under her, while everyone watched?[/quote]

I guess it’s one of those psychological things. A big bodybuilder type looks healthy, while she looks unhealthy at the same weight, so it just seems like she’s more apt to break the thing.

Probably a recumbent bike too. I’m sorry but I hate those…nothing says “I really don’t want to be here and will soon give up” like going straight to the recumbent stationary bike.
This of course does not apply to everyone. If you’re in shape and decide to use it, OK. I mean the people that have subconsciously gravitated toward it because you get to sit down.
[/quote]

They have ones at my gym with arm rests and they RECLINE, lol. Some dude was sleeping on one the other day…

^ arm rests…SHIIIIIIT!

[quote]kingbeef323 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just read that article all of the way through…and I think that gym is full of shit. First, guys like Quincy Taylor weigh damn near 350lbs in the off season. I have SEEN HIM on exercise bikes in the off season and no one kicked him off.

I also looked up the weight limits of Life Fitness’s exercise bike for commercial use (I even picked one of the cheap ones without the color screen) and the limit is 400lbs.

Why go up to her while she is on it, using it…without it breaking under her, while everyone watched?[/quote]

I guess it’s one of those psychological things. A big bodybuilder type looks healthy, while she looks unhealthy at the same weight, so it just seems like she’s more apt to break the thing.

Probably a recumbent bike too. I’m sorry but I hate those…nothing says “I really don’t want to be here and will soon give up” like going straight to the recumbent stationary bike.
This of course does not apply to everyone. If you’re in shape and decide to use it, OK. I mean the people that have subconsciously gravitated toward it because you get to sit down.
[/quote]

They have ones at my gym with arm rests and they RECLINE, lol. Some dude was sleeping on one the other day…[/quote]

Haha, the ones at my gym usually have fat people eating while watching tv and biking 1mph. There’s this one 300ish fat dude, who’s always on the recumbent getting his pre-workout nutrition from potato chips or big bags of reese’s pieces. He then gets on the ab machines for about 30 mins and then sits in the sauna naked.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just read that article all of the way through…and I think that gym is full of shit. First, guys like Quincy Taylor weigh damn near 350lbs in the off season. I have SEEN HIM on exercise bikes in the off season and no one kicked him off.

I also looked up the weight limits of Life Fitness’s exercise bike for commercial use (I even picked one of the cheap ones without the color screen) and the limit is 400lbs.

Why go up to her while she is on it, using it…without it breaking under her, while everyone watched?[/quote]

Good point Prof. Did they have to do it publicly and I didn’t know the limits of the bike. Seems there could have been a better way to handle it.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Five months ago Sandra Ruiz gave birth to her son but with that came some extra weight she wanted to get rid of. Ruiz said she weighs about 385 pounds.

[/quote]

Holy crap…how big was that fucking baby?![/quote]

I hate this. Some fat broad blaming the kid for the extra 200 lbs she’s carrying 15 years later. Rediculous.[/quote]

“Some” extra weight? Those are some modest fucking goals.

Stay off the bike and duct-tape your mouth shut for a month.

A better analogy would have been “she was like herself in a candy store”.