Get Off the Bike, Fatso!

[quote]ron22 wrote:
There’s this one 300ish fat dude, who’s always on the recumbent getting his pre-workout nutrition from potato chips or big bags of reese’s pieces. He then gets on the ab machines for about 30 mins and then sits in the sauna naked. [/quote]

For real or are you exaggerating for effect? I mean, I’ve been in a lot of gyms over the past 20 years but have NEVER seen anyone eat chips or candy while riding the bike…

If it’s true, that is fucked up… what’s the point?

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]ron22 wrote:
There’s this one 300ish fat dude, who’s always on the recumbent getting his pre-workout nutrition from potato chips or big bags of reese’s pieces. He then gets on the ab machines for about 30 mins and then sits in the sauna naked. [/quote]

For real or are you exaggerating for effect? I mean, I’ve been in a lot of gyms over the past 20 years but have NEVER seen anyone eat chips or candy while riding the bike…

If it’s true, that is fucked up… what’s the point? [/quote]

Yea, dead serious…I see it everytime I go in and all I can do is shake my head. The huge plus is that people like that stay away from the weight area so no waiting, usually.

What’s a girl to do?

That is fucked up dude.

I remember when I was really young training at Ballys - and they put in a new snack bar where they were serving - HOT DOGS!!! : )

Started training at a Golds not long after that…lol…

kingbeef-you need a new gym, sir.

[quote]SkyNett wrote:
That is fucked up dude.

I remember when I was really young training at Ballys - and they put in a new snack bar where they were serving - HOT DOGS!!! : )

Started training at a Golds not long after that…lol…[/quote]

…my gym sells hot dogs :frowning: and candy bags, popcorn, pizza, and chocolate bars. Usually sold to nearly obese fat little kids.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
…my gym sells hot dogs :frowning: and candy bags, popcorn, pizza, and chocolate bars. Usually sold to nearly obese fat little kids.[/quote]

That’s so odd. I mean, why? Why would you sell pure junk food in a gym?

Makes no sense… I mean, shit - the hot dogs are arguably a source of protein, but fucking candy? Wow…

Id hit it

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Id hit it[/quote]

With a 2 by 4?

There’s a fat girl working behind the counter at my gym. She’s not obese but i’d say she’s pushing 180-190 lbs and not very tall.

I try to cut fat people slack tho, some of them are fat do to genetic disorders, someone very close to me gained 100lbs in a year (No BS 100 lbs in 14 months) after she got sick and the disease fkd up her hormones. She became very depressed when she not only couldn’t lose weight, but couldn’t even stop gaining it. Doctors told her without surgery and being on hormonal stabilizing medication there was really nothing she could do to lose the weight. She still works out and eats right but has kind of accepted the fact that she went from the skinny pretty girl, to the fat girl. Pretty depressing to be in her situation, not sure what I’d do if that happened to me and I didn’t have the health insurance to cover the treatment.

thats the thing about small towns. Very few gyms, short hours. Full of day care. Have almost as many vending machines as exercise machines.

I havea dream. That one day I will go to a gym that is open 24/7, has multiple squat racks, lets you grunt, has db’s that go over 100lbs, and where using chewing tobacco in the sauna can get your face punched in.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

I try to cut fat people slack tho, some of them are fat do to genetic disorders, [/quote]

yea, and some are fat due to poutine and Twinkies.

Sad story though. If that did happen to you, or even me we should go hardcore powerlifting.

Hot damn. Slow news day, villains always sell well I guess.

Obligatory tasteless fat joke:
She should be glad they don’t have a lunk alarm, her footsteps would’ve been a problem.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

I try to cut fat people slack tho, some of them are fat do to genetic disorders, [/quote]

yea, and some are fat due to poutine and Twinkies.

Sad story though. If that did happen to you, or even me we should go hardcore powerlifting.[/quote]

Lol, poutine…nature’s bounty when you’re trashed at 4am in Montreal.

Least Ron knows where its at lol. Massachusetts does not = Montreal though.

Even in the here, we’ve got a cafe open 24/7 they sell mega huge poutines for cheap$$. All sorts of types too. Pizza poutine, mushroom swiss poutine etc.

Havent had one for a while but they are damn good eh? Plus theres a strip club across the street. Poutine and tits? You kiddin me? YAy-YEAH!

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Id hit it[/quote]

With a 2 by 4?[/quote]

2 by 4? Duce, stop staring at me in the lock room??

^haha Lou just told us he has a big wang…so is you photo shopped black box bigger than celtics?

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

I try to cut fat people slack tho, some of them are fat do to genetic disorders, [/quote]

yea, and some are fat due to poutine and Twinkies.

Sad story though. If that did happen to you, or even me we should go hardcore powerlifting.[/quote]

Lol, i thought about that. If it happened to me I’d try and get beastly strong. The problem is you or I like this girl, would gain fat even with minimul amounts of food, so if you started trying to eat more to gain strength the amount of fat you would put on would be unbelieveable.

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Id hit it[/quote]

With a 2 by 4 by 1?[/quote]

2 by 4 by 1? Duce, stop staring at me in the lock room??
[/quote]

Just bringing it up because I figured a rectangular short one is something I’d get a doctor to look at.

The ladies like it wide not deep. At least that’s what I imagine they say.