That’s typical American arrogance, believing that Kim would bang Sanders.
NK leaders bang only virgins recruited based on their appearance and have spent five years in a special school for learning blowjobs.
Just to be clear, I was completely serious in the sentence above.
Hey, sometimes a guy wants to rough it. Maybe an army of virgins trained in fellatio gets boring after…nah I can’t even finish that sentence.
It’s either comedic or ghastly to imagine…I’m not sure which. 
Better to assume a detached scholarly approach:
The “pleasure troupes” were a practise introduced by Kim’s grandfather, North Korea’s founding father, the ‘Eternal President’ Kim Il-sung.
Government officials would conduct searches of the countryside for the most attractive young women, typically taking 30 to 40 every year, who would become maids, singers, or dancers following an interview with the leader. The prettiest would be expected to become the leader’s concubines, eventually passed on – or “retired” – to high ranking military or government officials after they reached their mid-20s.
“This has been going on under three generations of the Kim family ruling North Korea and it has become a tradition that is also a demonstration of the leader’s power over the people and his sexual power,” Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor at Tokyo’s Waseda University, told The Daily Telegraph .
If you’re a communist dictator you could either go for that or for A-list Hollywood celebrities slightly past their prime. The options are endless…
Maybe there’s something to this communism thing after all!
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If you’re the top dog maybe
Hey, if Kim can be King, there’s gotta be a shot right?
Yes, a private fuck island where 60ies Hollywood actresses were flown in.
And the most bizarre aspect is that it was a place of obligatory communist pilgrimage - not the actual fuck island per se (we don’t want no plebs here), but waters around it.
Crammed boatloads of factory workers and unruly schoolchildren bobbing in the sea and squinting into the distance to catch a glimpse of the shoreline where Sofia Loren was once giving head.
He only became top dog because his bro who was slated for succession decided to visit Disneyland incognito, a move that ultimately cost him his life.
Again, I’m being 100% serious.
What island are we talking about here?
One of the Brioni islands.
the women were given approximately $4,000 (a huge sum in North Korea) and various household appliances.
Who says Western women are spoiled princesses? :)))
Better that being kidnapped, drugged, raped and receiving a bouquet of flowers afterwards as Beria used to do to his victims.
This is why even though I think the actual potential for the Nov 3rd election to be a constitutional crisis is nil, I cannot stand anyone or anything from either party throwing doubt on whether they would leave office, or the legitimacy of the election.
That is a fire that must not be played with.
In pre-Trump era it was unconceivable that political leaders would use Twitter of all things to start grunges and announce major political decisions.
Alas, how times have changed in less than four years.
On a side note - the gerontophile is talking tough, we’ll see whether he backs it up.
It would be interesting if he has the stones to make this push. It could be a good fit for French soft power.
You know for years I have heard people of all stripes come out and say that we need an outsider who is a little whack to put a wrecking ball through the system to get rid of the elites. Well, here ya go! And your welcome!
Oh it was Trump all along? Who knew?
Trump is an insider and an elite. You were just fooled because he speaks with a fourth grade vocabulary.
Nope. This accord means war. A war against Iran that the US will wage on behalf of the parties of this agreement.
…aaand we have an old school conventional war on our hands - Azerbaijan vs. Armenia.
ISIS fighters flown in to Azerbaijan on Turkish military planes being used as a cannon fodder alongside the Israeli/American equipped Azeri army in an attempt to take out the oldest Christian nation on Earth.
Doesn’t get any weirded than that.