[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Who the fuck insulted Thor?
I think it was Professor X. We’re cool, but I’m sorry, X.
First, Wolverine is an overrated piece of dog shit. If not for is popularity, he’d get his ass handed to him by crap villains like Stilt-Man.
Second, Thor has done more than Wolverine could ever hope to do. When Wolverine shows up, this is what super heroes think:
“Great, Wolverine’s come to make jokes, look mean, and cut random ninjas with his butter knives. Too bad he’s useless against Ultron, Dr.Doom, and Hulk.”
When Thor shows up, this is what happens:
“Thank God, we can win now. While he takes on the heavy hitters, we’ll rest up and attack from the side”
The only reason the Hulk vs Wolverine was better than Hulk vs Thor is cause the movie was a Wolverine Blowjob put on Dvd. They stroke him like a high priced hooker.
Fuck Wolverine, he can rot and die with his butter knife weapons.
Wolverine doesn’t fight Hulk on the regular and if he does, he never beats him. He either gets his ass whipped or survives.
Thor throws hands with Hulk on the regular. No other super hero has as many single matches against the Hulk like Thor. And Thor isn’t fighting watered down Gray Hulk or Hulk with Banner’s mind or Hulk who doesn’t feel like fighting.
Thor fights the Hulk who’s trying to smash everything up.[/quote]
Just now reading this.
Wolverine is popular because of his “Dirty Harry”-esque personality along with the “X-gene” business. That makes his character work on several levels. This was confirmed by how he was accepted in the movies despite the ridiculous haircut.
I don’t doubt that Thor is one of the most powerful beings on the planet, but to deny how relatively BORING that character is simply can not be tolerated.
Yes, we get it…blond hair, big mutherfucker, giant fucking hammer and the ability to control lightening. That all sounds really bad ass…until you compare him to more interesting characters in the Marvel universe that have more humanity and more overall depth.
Hell, give me Iron man - a guy who basically made himself into one of the world’s greatest weapons - over some guy who is apparently indestructible…even though he can still die…any day.
That Thor vs Hulk just exposed how boring that concept can be if they don’t give him MUCH more personality.
He had NONE in that movie. He was basically a blond mannequin with a funny voice. That was as “deep” as his character ever got.
If it weren’t for Loki and several other colorful side characters, there would be nothing to him.
In fact, the test of a true “superhero” is if they are still interesting if they lose all of their powers.
Thor would NOT be.
I rest my case.
